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🕑 Added 2022-04-04 08:39:18 +0000 UTCIf Lorn wants to let you know one thing, it's that she's absolutley not pregnant, no matter what anyone else says. Swelling up for 9 months? No, no, she's just been had a big lunch 270 days in a row! Kicking? What, no, that's just gas! Being selected as the official Hidon-approved "Super Pregnant In An Ill Fitting Bunny Suit" Easter Bunny? A clerical error! And a month from now, laboring and crowning in the medbay? I-i-indigestion! S-s-shut up!
Lorn's from the same experimental line as her 'sister' Maddalena, but always hated the 'purpose' of their development and wanted nothing to do with all this breeding crap, to an almost pathological degree. But hey, someone comes up to you and says "you are destined to be dealing with this crap for almost a full year over and over again as if you're just some sort of test tube to grow stuff in" and you'd probably get a complex too!
...okay, in this audience? It'd be a different kind of complex, but still! One way or another she'll end up accidentally starting a family with the cyborg cafeteria chef, and she'll deny it's happening up and down until she's holding their kids in her arms. Until then, she'll stuff her face to give herself an excuse but also to help distract herself from how obviously pregnant she is, and that'll do wonders to her figure, which leads us to here.
Whew!
Anyway I said "official easter bunny" but I'm kinda cooking up a bunch of bunny shenanigans ideally before Easter hits, so mayhaps we'll see more loppy lunacy in the coming days?
