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🕑 Added 2026-01-26 19:59:43 +0000 UTC

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Flantastic02

Not since Prayer of the Rollerboys have I been so underwhelmed by rollerskaters

Rinny

I loved this movie as a kid! Those kids were so cool... to 1986 me. That little blip if time where roller skates and saxophones where super cool. Now I kinda want to watch the first buck Rodgers episode where they impress alien royalty with a roller skating show

Alliterated Liberated Lilith

Jan.31 update: my sister and I got asked to leave the Melania movie 🤣 four people (two couples double date) and me and my sis. We waited 5mins in , then pulled out “50 shades of grey” and started reading OUT LOUD in our best melania voice. We took turns. 🤣 We only made it one sexy paragraph in before we were on the floor almost peeing. Just couldn’t keep serious for the bit 🤪 the ushers gave us 🖐️ high fives Best movie night ever (ps- we snuck in… no one around to see and we ain’t paying for that 💩!) We then headed across the street to the Cheesecake Factory only to find it closed because it caught fire 🤣🤣 YESSS!!!!! It hurts to laugh sooo much.

Birder Stuart

I have to give them credit for using a Great Horned Owl which is actually found in the desert, rather than a Snowy Owl.

Angela Earle

This movie was renamed “Solarwarriors.” By Pete Hegseth I presume.

Jeffrey Cowell

I haven't listened to this episode yet, but guys, it's 01/30/2026 - MELANIA Day! Please tell me you will be doing this movie... without paying for it?

Sparrow

The description makes it sound like this was a movie that at first warranted a G rating, and then the filmmakers went back and added in more shit until it reached PG-13 because they wanted teens to think the film was cool and violent.

Jose Pesante

Consider this my formal petition: Please introduce Heath’s Multilingual Owl into the Podcastaverse

Morris Salisbury

I had to look up who Jamie Gertz was and I was shocked to see she is worth like 3 billion dollars.

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You're planning backwards. I'm going to stock up on gloveless fingers for the apocalypse, for all the people who bought fingerless gloves and end up regretting it.