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November 2025 Bonus: Jiu Jitsu

🕑 Added 2025-12-01 00:57:44 +0000 UTC

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Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Eyjafjallajökull, and Sealand form the real Bermuda Triangle.

For a second I was confused because I didn't leave this comment and that's not my picture...LOL.

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogo

“That got you” nearly killed me!! I remember doing this back in school and forget accross the continental US that was a thing on the other side of the Atlantic as well. Also fun fact the guy playing Brax was also the stunt coordinator! 😂

Mr_Blinky

Speaking of Nicolas Cage movies, y'all *really* need to do Willy's Wonderland, especially now that they've made a second Five Nights at Freddy's movie. Willy's Wonderland is genuinely hilarious and peak Nic Cage.

Jme Simard

So the real jiu-jitsu were the friends we made along the way?

V0ldek

Regarding the alien's design: so what you're saying is it'd be better if they took his face.......... *off*.

MC Laugh

JEW JITSU

Sparrow

Some of us got sent to vagina-only schools, so any 4th grade boys we met werent on T yet

AtomicSquirrel (Evan)

I love how many of these weapons I know from playing Dynasty Warriors

Off-label Botanist

Every woman has watched 4th grade boys whilst in 4th grade

Rachel Manente

I had trouble taking this movie seriously, and the Wilhelm scream cemented it. Also I must have missed him on the boat in the beginning, because I wasn't sure I had the right movie since Nic Cage didn't show up (for me) until forty minutes in. This movie was a nonsensical snoozefest only made entertaining when Cage was on screen. Props to the guys for doing this for a living.

Lauren W

Towards the end, when Thomas started freaking out about everything being jujitsu-- Back when I took jujitsu, one of our instructors, a guy who looked exactly like Harvey Keitel but sounded like he was from one of the Da Bears SNL skits, once told us, "Everything is jujitsu. If you jump in a truck, scream 'jujitsu!' and run someone down, it counts."

Uriah Jackson

"Scheme" doesn't have the sinister implication in other countries the way it does in US English. It generally refers to government programs, like the National Redress Scheme in Australia (which is a program to recognize and compensate victims of religious and institutional abuse).