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Death Bed: The Bed That Eats
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This month's Patreon exclusive bonus episode was made famous by a Patton Oswald bit about the worst possible writing in a movie. And Patton wildly undersold how bad the writing in this movie was.
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Freddy B from Fredericksburg
The painting guy is a god. He is immortal and possesses special knowledge, which classifies him as a god
WelcomeToFalse
Death Bed in therapy: “So, my mom died during upholstery, and my dad was already in a model home…”
The Cassiopeia Quinn Team
I do that shit when I'm at home alone for a couple hours.
Sparrow
If I were trapped behind a painting for centuries watching a moderately telepathic bed eat idiots, I feel like I would also start monologuing to an imaginary audience just to fill time.
Kate Gardner
In fairness, if I spent all day looking for a house that didn't exist, I'd probably sleep just about anywhere, too. Especially with fresh sheets!
