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GAM431: Journey to Bethlehem

🕑 Added 2023-11-20 20:24:21 +0000 UTC

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AndrewHere

To be fair that is what it implies. In the story Zachy boy has to write down everything he wants to say because he can't speak. For example when asked what the boy's name will be he has to write "John" and then gets his voice back after doing so. That being said still one of the worse collection of books ever written. Hands down snooze fest.

AndrewHere

I swear despite the Bible supposedly being God's instruction manuel for their religion Christians don't read that mf. It literally says in the closing chapter that if anyone adds or subtracts from what you just read God will erase your name from his Life book and cast you into eternal flame....then they make movies like this, changing nearly everything the Bible says.

Richard Rocketfan

That’s awesome!!

Rachael Craig

Seems like the message of the movie is ‘love the one you’re with.’

Rachel Kane

Heh Eli, ajutez-moi! Ca fait 7?! https://youtu.be/75X61BPRF74?si=9X-hzJVsFvL7SNLD

Maureen Yoder

I’m embarrassed to admit I worked at Sight & Sound Theaters (where the Bible comes to life!) right after high school while still clinging to religion and they also had Zachariah be struck mute. I was always taught in church that was what the story said so you guys have me rethinking yet another part of the Bible 😂

Kunoku The Proto

So happy to have the trio back together! :D Hysterically funny as always, gentlemen.

Zoloft Enthusiast

I am so here for the righteous indignation that this movie broke canon. That’s not even in the book that they made up!

Markus D

I feel... embarrassed? That I said "In the Mary-a" at the exact same time as Eli (53:20).

Markus D

Frankincense and myrrh are both gum-resin from trees that are mostly used in perfume. I think the guys have made comments about how weird these gifts are next to gold, but altogether the point is just "they're all expensive things". Frankincense and myrrh both smell SUPER FUCKING GOOD too.

Markus D

I have NO idea what Eli is talking about in regards to the Thénardiers in the Les Misérables musical. In my experience they're either as good as the rest of the cast or worse because they're basically just doing silly voices as comedy. But I've NEVER heard someone say that their favourite aspect of that musical is the Thénardiers, at least not to the point that the rest of the cast is considered a "real fucking shitshow". I could MAYBE get it if he's talking about the Tom Hooper movie, but IMO the best actors/singers in that are Éponine and the Friends of the ABC. The Thénardiers (played by Sasha Baron Cohen and Helena Bonham Carter) are fine in that, but not outstanding; definitely better than the barely-singing of Hugh Jackman and entirely-out-of-his-depth Russell Crowe.

Jme Simard

I would like a karate donkey

Uriah Jackson

As seen in "anti-pope" or the D&D "anti-paladin".

Uriah Jackson

I think Anglicans and some Lutherans also go for the Perpetual Virginity doctrine as well.

Christopher Smith

First, great to have Noah back! Seconds, the hilarious and relentless focus on Mary’s lack of consent, as a 6th grader, to be fucked by god is gold.

Do Not Read This Username

"Do the makers of this movie think Mary never had sex?" Um... if they are Roman Catholic or Eastern Orthodox- yes.

Sam

Early Christmas-tacular!

Gmork

You and I are clearly not watching the same Latin gay porn.

Michael Hoover

In ancient Greek anti- also meant instead, in place of or compared with.

Zane Olson

At my mom’s funeral last month we all walked out of the sanctuary at the end to the music of Lecrea (as per her wishes). So that a thing

Petra Khor

Fig really is the cutest name for a sassy donkey🫏

Denise Huston

Fuckin kitchen island TURNABOUT

Denise Huston

The IMDB trivia is just hedging their bets. "Although Sony knew that none of them were going to be blockbuster hits, they also recognized that they would tap into an element of Western society that would help promote the film within their sphere of influence and gain a loyal audience as well as encourage discussion."