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GAM397: Best Friends Eternally

🕑 Added 2023-03-27 18:11:23 +0000 UTC

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WelcomeToFalse

“I want to spend as much time as possible with you, Grandpa! Let me twirl for you!” Woof. Now, I’m imagining DJP searching Backpage for “granddaughter experience”.

Alejandro Serrano

"full volume, I hate working on this fu@&ing movie..." Lmao

Adam Pope

anyone else relistening in anticipation of the trilogy finale?

Dustin Dugger

Best Friend Recycled next! Lmao.

Amram E. Dworkin

Hack off is very much an expression. Means to annoy. Good to hear the three of you together. Anna, Cecil, and Marsh are all awesome bit the show only works for realsy with Noah, Heath and Eli. Actually, if you want to bring Marsh in as a permanent fourth, I'll double my paltry patron commitment.

James Robbins

I don't think there were bees in Stand By Me.

Uriah Jackson

Bit of a tangent, but when I hear an apologist try to harmonize the different numbers and names of women in tomb accounts from the gospels by saying "none of them say those were the only people there", I want to see someone challenge the apologist to a debate and when they arrive Matt Dillahunty and several other atheist debaters are waiting. "I never said I would be the only person you'd be debating."

godSwill

Damn, just finished Scathing and as this (and YT comments) are the main places I post, I'm so sorry to hear about Loki.

godSwill

This was a tough one, cringy filmmaking for sure, but the true horror was Noah's DJP voice. That's going to be with me until I'm in my grave. Thanks?

Andy Ward

How good would it have been if just one person on the set knew chess and they rolled out the Opera game.

Gmork

Now I really want a video of DJP listening to a GAM of one of his movies.

Order-Border

lmao

Andy Ward

I'm way too happy about coming back to the Grampiverse.

Barbara Forrest-Ball

Alright now with the boomer comments, guys! 😠

Deadeye Nick

Just saying, that opening music montage was all Viet Nam protest songs, so it didn’t hit me that weird.

Deadeye Nick

My dad refused to play chess with me from the time I was 6 for that very reason. I still don’t play chess, over 50 years later

Markus Nävergård

i wanna play chess, but i want to be able to upgrade my units to wizards and dragons and stuff.

God Awful Movies

I'm sorry I dont have a time, but it's still being edited as of now.

Stephen Gaston

I think in context it's weird. Saying you're hacking off a limb is a little different than saying you're being hacked off.

Stephen Gaston

okay, but bourbon and lemonade is amazing

kaizerlith

Ok so I think DJP's terrible sin isn't Fig Newtons but lemonade alcohol drinks. The kid in Gramps Goes to College only agrees to drink when offered a lemonade drink and now this one with DJP being tempted by that lemonade alcohol.

Rachael L

Yikes!

Anonymous User

Did I misunderstand a joke, or are the guys not familiar with the phrase “hacked off”?

siabra

I had this issue for a while too! Or Patreon wouldn't update feeds, etc. Sometimes it was a connectivity issue. Here's what worked for me: Uninstall Patreon. Reboot phone. Reinstall.

Peter Graham

Tim, I hate to be “that guy” but… and ETA on the March Bonus Episode?

Tom Lutes

The Gary Pucket and the Union Gap reference is even more disturbing when you realize he's referring to the following lyrics from their most famous song: "Young girl get out of my mind. My love for you is way out of line. Better run girl. Your much too young girl," in reference to his granddaughter...

Peter Baillie

Given the title I thought this was about Eli and Cecil...

TenaciousB

My teen son won't play chess with me because my playing style is chaotic neutral. No plan, no strategy, just willy nilly movements across the board.

Taru Tikkanen

And we got Noah’s DJP voice. Nice!

Markus Nävergård

looked up his IMDB. wow, could make a podcast on him alone.

Kristine VanRaalte

Does anyone else think it is possible that DJP's daughter caught him trying to molest HER daughter? The language in this movie sounds awfully groomy. Reminds me of when my step-grandpa told my sister she was starting to get "like Dolly Parton," while feeling her up in the barn.

Chris McTiger

Another super tense erotic thriller from the Pedro Almodovar of Christian cinema. By presenting only the wipe clean, surface level of the suburban filth he's hinting at, DJP leaves it all in the imagination of his devoted cult following. Genius

Scheherazade

I want to play chess with Heath! I have a habit of randomness that would annoy him!

Beth Hasse

Dudes, what's happening. I used to listen for free on Stitcher & now that I subscribe on Patreon the feed craps out every 6-8 minutes! Deleted & reinstalled: bupkis. Going back to stitcher cuz Patreon help does not exist. Still luv ya

Kiwi Satan

For it to be true to life, though, one of the atheist movie reviewers has to hide his king in his butt so DJP can't take it.

Jessica Bonin

I love DJP!

Joshua

I bet you’ll all be singing a different tune after DJP releases his next movie about a handsome for his age Christian filmmaker who changes the hearts of three atheist movie reviewers after they foolhardily challenge him to a chess tournament.