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GAM Bonus 080: Planet of the Apes (2001)

🕑 Added 2023-04-29 17:04:44 +0000 UTC

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Markus Nävergård

one thing Humans can do that no other ape really can, is throw things really well.

Markus Nävergård

but sloths are not monkeys or apes. i belive they are closer to Armadillos

Markus Nävergård

the weird thing is that even a human dominated planet is still planet of the apes.

Rachel Manente

She's my mom's cousin. I have a core childhood memory of seeing her bite off a finger in Mars Attacks! That movie traumatized me. Mom still mentions that role any time Tim Burton is mentioned.

Morris Salisbury

My wife caught the end and commented, “you wasted two hours watching this piece of crap?!” She missed the best part, Apreham Lincoln and MONKEY COPS!!

Paige Converse

Guys, you've been doing this job since before I got my first divorce, and you couldn't come Timpanzee Roth?

Markus Nävergård

whats with Eli´s voice in this episode

TwistyPretzel

Wait...is the monkey scene in Ad Astra an homage to this movie?!

Markus Nävergård

wanna bet Tim Burton has a lot of NSFW images of Candy Kong From the Donkey Kong country franchise

Knight in DC

second hot monkey with the senator is played by lisa marie smith... she was tim burton's girlfriend UNTIL THIS MOVIE! she was replaced by helena bonham carter.

Robbi Prior

It took me two goes but I got it, congratulations sir.

Uriah Jackson

Cross the terrible movie streams: Planet of the Cats

Dreamcrusher

The family returns on May 18th.

Lexy

They wouldn't keep losing spacecraft if they were piloted by monitored lizards

Markus Nävergård

same thing modt RPG´s do to for non human races.

Markus Nävergård

the sub group of the scallie Illimunati has yet to make their move also

Markus D

Lol, I always do too. Once you go by "Marky Mark" you don't get to go by anything else.

Drunkarius

No, I think he was implying that there's like one per generation.

Unofficial_Opinion

Orangutim Roth.

Kristine VanRaalte

I love that they call Mark Wahlberg but his rapper name. It makes me laugh every time I hear them say," "Marky Mark."

Danial Gibson

Recently saw a fan of this movie realize that the ending was ridiculous in real time as he was explaining it.

Markus Nävergård

proboscis monkeys can swim

Michael Champion

All apes are monkeys, not all monkeys are apes.

Markus Nävergård

planet of the apes dont work in my mind, since, well Humans are Apes. make it some other animal. rats or Lizards.

MrHolbyta

The final scene of this film is actually an attempt to invoke the end of the novel, in which the main character returns to an Earth identical to the one he left, but the officer who drives a Jeep to meet him is a gorilla.

Stella

On behalf of the furry illuminati, I have to clarify - - the new Cats movie was not ours. We didn't do that one.

Markus D

Eli does NOT know when Disney's Robin Hood was made, because this movie and that one could NOT be part of the same furry-based deal because that movie is from like, the 1970s.

Markus D

I think that Eli maybe just wanted to do that voice.

Markus D

The only thing I remember about this movie is that it falls into that annoying thing that non-furries often do when designing a "race" of humanoid animal characters where the female ones are a lot more human-looking than the males. Though in this case it also made them way creepier.

Markus D

Thank you for sharing that, it made me laugh.

FC

Hmmmm Tim Sloth?!

Another Craig

I remembered I saw this with my brother, in the theater. ...Then I realized that was literally *all* I could remember of it.

B

At some point in the 90s, Sam Hamm, who wrote Burton's Batman movies, was hired to write a draft of this for Arnold Schwarzenegger. It might have been worse than the movie that was eventually made, but the 2001 film's existence deprived us of Arnold shooting a monkey then saying, "Monkey see - monkey die"

Scott Lesch

Great puns!

Everything Important

They haven’t done ST:TMP… yet (lightbulb goes off!!!)

General Contact Unit Problem Child

I know this movie embarrassingly well because as a kid I went on a vacation to a foreign country and there was a DVD in the of this movie in the apartment we were staying in, so me and my brother just watched it like 5 times over the course of the week since all the channels available were in Spanish.