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GAM401: The Pope's Exorcist
🕑 Added 2023-04-24 15:34:34 +0000 UTCThis week, Russell Crowe is on a Vespa. Other stuff happens, but honestly, we could've just watched two hours of that and made an episode of it.
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Markus Nävergård
oh, they could have had the skeletons still possesed by Demons that raises the skeletons to attack Russel Crowe. to unrealistic? it has demons and exorcism in it. go balls to the walls with it,
Uriah Jackson
Maybe he includes every time he said "bless you" to someone who sneezed, thus scaring away the sneeze demon.
David
What I love most about this priest is that his claim of 160,000 exorcisms is mathematically... Problematic let's say. Being generous let's say it takes 12 hours per exorcism which includes travel time, 20 minutes-ish on average with the person in question, travel back, and the occasional "real" demon that needs exorcised fills in the gaps. This would take him over 219 years if he only ate, shit, and slept during travel time. So either we have a semi-immortal workaholic priest... Or he's a liar. It's one of those.
skullfenestrated
Found this today where they apparently used a symbol from Dragon Age: Inquisition in the film. Screenshot in link. - https://www.thegamer.com/the-popes-exorcist-dragon-age-inquisition-logo-mistake/
Markus D
"We're going to Hell..." Cut to credits as "Devil Trigger" starts playing in the background.
Markus D
I had the same thought when I first listened to this episode! I'm honestly pretty surprised that that hasn't been done yet. It could even be a fake-out where it's set up like demons are real, but it slowly becomes more and more obvious that the priests are just abusive people who believe an insane thing and the horror isn't something like "this kid is possessed by a demon" but that "religion gives excuses for horrific abuse".
Conrad Silas
No mention of, "CUCKOO!!!"?
Jeaneene
Eli, John Thick. Hahahaha
Markus Nävergård
Eli maxed out his credit cards again to make it happen
lf
Anyone else reminded of "The Exorcist" sketch from SNL by the climax? Kid: "You mom sews socks that smell." Father Esquibel: "That's it! Eat fists bad seed!"
B. King
Sequel is already in production: https://collider.com/the-popes-exorcist-sequel/
Markus Nävergård
you know. i want a real exorcist movie, as in the horror of exorcism in reality. no demons, no supernatrual bullshit. Just the real life horror of it.
Markus Nävergård
Eli gets his wish. popes exorcist 2 is greenlit
Markus Nävergård
Russel Crowe was also in that terrible mummie movie that was meant to set up Universals dark universe, but that failed
Timothy Thayer
Demon well? They really went there? Basement full of skeletons? They made this movie after all those bones were found in cisterns and stuff? And this was set in a castle and not a First Nation School or Mary Magdeline Laundry? Is "castle" a euphemism for those? Am I off base here? This might be the first non-secular bonus GAM I go watch. I do somehow doubt that any of the questions I have will be answered by doing so, though.
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An exorcist for popes? In this economy?
Markus Nävergård
isnt that the one with the exorcist director?
Markus Nävergård
hot pot Brownies with ice cream on the side
I'm not a tall man, but I am a disaster
I read your books Noah. I thought they were really good. That better buddy? You wanna get some ice cream and weed pal? Let's go get some ice cream and weed slugger.
Aaron Norell
The Frank Dux of Exorcists
Mikelle Cagle
Apparently there’s a documentary on this priest called The Devil and Father Amorth. Don’t know if it’s a God Awful Movie, but it might have potential.
Jason Fehlauer
Needed a “Wrong Priest” Pretty-Woman montage where they bring in a priest, the kid looks at him with a finger to his lips, then shakes his head.
CarrieBoo
Dear Eli, "John Thicc" and "Miracle on Lice" had no right making me laugh so hard.
Markus Nävergård
finally, you guys tackle the sheer insanity that is spirit science. prepare for Space jews
Markus Nävergård
they cant even get their own demonology correct. Ars goetia names a long list of Devils, that are the fallen angels, they rule over LEGIONS of demons. That is one of their fucking books
Markus Nävergård
iron maidens was never implemented as torture devices. All iron maidens are fake, they where built as decorations for various folks in like the late 1700´s or something as a " look at this cruel medivel torture device"
Markus Nävergård
oh i´ve waited for this
One I'd Nick
My dog just looked up at the intro because he heard Eli say his name 😂😂
