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GAM Bonus 061: F9 - The Fast Saga

🕑 Added 2021-07-17 16:19:22 +0000 UTC

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Markus Nävergård

so they watched the heavy metal movie and wanted that intro in their movie? F10 is where they race against God and f11 is where they combine fast and furious with the jurassic world franchise and we get Cadillacs and Dinosaurs as a movie

Big Bootie Britches AKA Cody Allen

As a mechanic these movies are a guilty pleasure that requires me to turn my brain off

Big Bootie Britches AKA Cody Allen

Eli. You can add a 50hp shot of nitrous for Camry. Also a 10 second car is the time it took for the car to cover a 1/4 mile drag race.

Matthew Maxon

They did "Rocket Car" legend. Too bad they didn't end up plowing into the side of mountain.

Kristine VanRaalte

Did Noah say "buckabuckabucka" for the bionic sound? That's how my sisters and I did it when we were kids!!!!!

Kristine VanRaalte

How did I not see this post?!!

Aaron Holmes

F10 will have a Portal gun mark my words

Lethal Wheat Gluten

Narp on Eli story.

Steve Gosse

You'd have had a lot more fun playing and reviewing final fantasy 9 Noah. It likely would have felt shorter as well.

IsASandwich

This story is my favorite. The song that Eli sang was the best!

Kristjan Wager

I got a theory. We know that they are remaking highlander. What if the F&F series are prequels to Highlander?

Annika Peterson

I almost had a nervous breakdown listening to this episode. I can't tell if I want y'all to now do every single Fast and Furious movie, or stop now and never mention them again. This was traumatic.

Jeremiah

Charlize Theron is the embodiment of horror in Monster. She is terrifying. 😳

Reynold Hall

So now I have the words "gross domestic product" going through my head in the tune and voice of who ever sung "Puff the Magic Dragon"...

Rachael Adamczyk

Eli's exaggerations about his fellow theater-goers make me literally LOL every time!

Dennis Stout

They are CLEARLY self aware, I think. It's just silly fun.

HeroesComeCheap

I don't know about anyone else, but when Eli answered "gross domestic product" in that defeated ass tone at the end like he knew he was wrong fucking killed me. Bit or not I shot beer out of my nose and possibly traumatized one of my horses.

Hal Boldercrest

I feel like the F&F movies are intentionally stupid in the name of fun visuals but, hey, roasts are fun lol

B. King

Simple Jack. Charlize looks like her hairstyless was dared to give her the Simple Jack haircut and somehow got away with it.

Dennis Stout

Somewhere during production ... "Oh my god, this script is ludicrous!" "What?" "Again, NOT YOU!"

Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-burstein-von-knacker-horowitz-aucher Hautkopft of Ulm

the bonus episodes don't have the episode number in the name. That combined with the bonkers naming convention of the movies in this series led my brain to read the name of the movie as........61-F9: The Fast Saga.