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GAM Bonus 054: Elves

🕑 Added 2020-12-31 03:40:14 +0000 UTC

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Joanna, 666th Patron of the Dear Old Dads podcast.

I am going to sue someone for stealing my identity as "Penis Friend".

Andrew Lindsay

In Australia we had the cafeteria in the department stores, but not with guns... never with guns...

Denise Huston

Heath needs a character backstory for outfit stuff. Possibly a stat sheet.

Cyn R Johnson

This was comic genius! Happy new yr all!

Magnus the Great Dane

Watched the preview for the 2018 film then the 1989 one. Looking forward to either one.

Jen Moore

Ok as a librarian I have a big issue with the 666 thing. Even if she was referring him to the Dewey section, 660-669 is books in chemical engineering.

Just Ash

I can't wait for Heath to get overrun by pirate hat thirst trap selfies 😂🤣

David S.

Not sure if it was intended but the girl on a quest for the D sounds like a great part of the movie, I was kind of bummed they killed her off, especially before her quest ended. I'll likely never watch this so if she's garbage someone here will have to shatter my illusions.

Hoosier Heathen

Ah yes, Grizzly Adams... What a whirl in the Wayback Machine!

The Real Moorey

I struggled to finish this one. Premise was great. Grizzly Adams was missing from my life for 40 years, but this was a chore to watch. Best best was the professor channelling Noah to snap ‘elves!’ at his daughter. I trust the review will be a lot better than the movie.

cadavermouse

Dan Haggerty = Grizzly Adams! 🐻 (goddamn, I'm old)

Julie LaVoice

Thank you for this one! I understand Heath's motivation.

Cory Schoelzel

Sister lust, Elf porn, cheesy murder, with just a pinch of eugenics...welp, I'm convinced Eli just took Heath's most recent pornhub search to inspire this episode.