GodAwful patreon

GAM Bonus 013: XXX The Return of Xander Cage

🕑 Added 2017-05-28 03:37:28 +0000 UTC

Comments

Winter wiorkowski

I’m listening to this years later (in 2024) and wanted to look up Vin Diesel’s coat to see what it looked like - turns out it auctioned off for $2500 https://usm.propstoreauction.com/lot-details/index/catalog/287/lot/73426

Markus Nävergård

the gouverment Tripple X program. bet alot are dissapointed when they find out it is extreme sports and not Porn

Michael Champion

So how the fuck did they get a airplane to hit something going that fast!

Michael Champion

Got to tell you guys that there would be a huge explosion of a satellite hot the earth, not due to anything it has, just the fact the slowest are going over 7,000mph, which will male a hige hole.

Renee Y Bisel

I just finished, watched the movie along with it. NOT as bad as Prophecy 3, but, really, really bad. That was a real movie that people paid lots of real money to make and see, and we should all think about that and despair.

Tank Profane

every time you guys said "a dj", i kept jumping in with "who is also a computer hacker" - "who's a communications expert" - "who's an explosives expert" - etc. i quit after i got to "pastry chef" :(

Sean Oakley

Damn, beat me to it. I remember finding this gem on Ebaumsworld.

Tedcruz Forhumanpresident

Unsure if that satellite thing is more or less dumb than that one episode of yugioh that I never questioned for about 10 years.

Leslie Marchant

Hey! I like my tattoos! Let me tell you about them.......

Mark Siefert

Vin does have a saving grace: He's a huge D&D player.

Dr. H

It's gymnast Cathy Rigby that Eli meant!

KRiS

I'm sure most people have seen this, but if not, here ya go. Enjoy: <a href="https://youtu.be/84Y0tlWp89E" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/84Y0tlWp89E</a>

Mark Siefert

Wearing that fur coat, all Vin needs is a straw boater hat and a ukulele and he's a 1920s college student.

Dan Irizarry

Fun fact: orgy coma is definitely a thing.

April Poff

The .mp3 link works though. 🤓

April Poff

Hmm. I was able to play the file from Patreon's app directly once, but now it isn't working either.

Person from place

@April, me too, in PocketCasts 😪

DuncanForSC

Lawd Awful Movies is doing the same thing. I think it's a patreon glitch.

Krista Maney

I am having the same issue as well.

April Poff

Any ideas why this episode wouldn't be coming up on Pocket Casts? I've tried un subscribing/resubscribing and deleting/reinstalling the app.

The Park

Vin isn't straight edge either irl or in the movie, the shot toss was more about resisting getting drunk or drugged. There's nothing cannonical in this hammy franchise about being straight edge as far as I remember

Mama Llaga

So for Mage the awakening players you can summon a rhino (life) in the stratosphere (line of sight) will not cause paridox, wrap it in tinfoil (matter) then pull it towards the earth at your target (forces).

Marcus

@stuart jk

Alex Emery

I feel like this movie would have been better with NPH and DeGrass Tyson in it.

Alex Emery

"I'm not a soldier. I'm not a pot smoking Christian." *gets shot in the face.*

Christine Garam

The Losers. Best funny action movie ever. "Don't stop believing!!!!"

Alex Emery

I got into an argument with a flat earther over how many satellites there are. They think this movie is accurate.

Stu Pollock

@marcus you definitely don't need to have watched any of the other movies in the franchise -- I haven't!

Stu Pollock

You guys are comedic geniuses during normal times, but you're yet better when reviewing this totally ludicrous movie while i've consumed a quater of a bottle of Bushmills! If I get complaints from my neighbours due to my laughter, i'll forward them to you guys! Thanks for another great ep!