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March Free Bonus Story -- Audio

🕑 Added 2024-03-01 17:00:19 +0000 UTC

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Jude

noooo don't remind me of the time i got caught having sex in a car in the mall of america parking lot :OO

Christiana Matera

I lost mine the night I graduated high school. I had my first kiss on a grassy hill under a full moon and stars. He didn’t know how to kiss and neither did I. Then we both lost our virginities together in the grass under the stars. No blanket, which would have been nice in hindsight, but neither of us planned it. Overall, not a super unpleasant experience for a first time.

Jamie Brzozowski

I lost nine at one if my friends house. In the middle of I heard my friend yell Jamie your dad's here. I watched my dad walk by the door as I was pulling up my pants. He had no clue until I told him when I got older.

Jane Smith

Happy belated birthday, Morgan (just joined).

Rocky 8

lol I lost mine in a shower, wasn’t amazing lol, probably would’ve taken the truck over that too haha

Alyssa Marshall

I also don’t like this man’s approach towards OP. Its sad that he made her go buy the condoms for what is her first time and most likely not his. Not very gentleman like at all… not sure if he knew this was her first time. But if he regardless there should have been more effort on his end for this night to happen.

Caitlyn Payne

I lost mine to my long distance situation-ship and we met up after having both been out drinking (me not heavily, him more heavily than I realized) and he passed out while still inside me. Like 2 min in. I felt so uncomfy bc … consent!!!!!! So I immediately removed myself and woke him and let him know I was done until he sobered up.

Jaden Farr

I lost mine in 7th grade to a 9th grader that I had a crush on. He convinced me one night to have a three sum with him and his best friend. We all hooked up in the back of my his car in the jr high parking lot 🫣

Cordelia Bell

I lost mine senior year 2021 and we were doing hybrid school schedules. It was my day off and he stayed home from school that day. I went to his appartement and he said "we have to be fast" because his mom would be home in 2 hours. We had "sex" for 3 minutes. No real motions I barely felt it😂 also he kept his shirt on and I kept my bra on

Brittny

I lost mine in a church 🤪

Madd city

Happy birthday Morgan! Mine was yesterday :) ♓️💗

Elizabeth Diedam

to share my v-card loss story because i think it’s really funny! i was young when i lost it, so i didn’t have my license yet. i RODE MY BIKE 7 miles into the country in June (it was hot outside, like 85°) to this boys house and it was rough. but i did get to lose it in a bed which felt like a luxury, but when i tell you the 7 mile bike ride BACK on that bumpy country road in the heat after losing it….i’d take a truck over that pain anyday!

Elizabeth Diedam

happy birthday morgan!!

Sara 🌙

Happy birthday!!! Mine is as well! March 4 buddies! I’ll be 27!

Two Hot Takes

Thank you!! I'm excited to see where this year takes us

Coralee

My Birthday is March 24 and my husbands is the 25!

Two Hot Takes

28 was honestly the best year ever for me! You're going to have a great trip around the sun!!

Two Hot Takes

I am trying to get my shit together in March! bahah thank you <3

Two Hot Takes

Thank you!! I hope you have an amazing birthday! When is it?!

Two Hot Takes

Thank you Melanie! I love that you added in month hehe

Two Hot Takes

I hope you had the most fun!!! 21 is so fun!

Two Hot Takes

AWWHHH thank you Zori!! :)

Two Hot Takes

Thank you Lyndsey eeek!

Inez Yu

Happy early birthday!!! 🥳 Excited for another year of hearing about your adventures ❤️

Audrey K.

Happy Birthday Morgan!! I'm playing catchup on older episodes on Spotify and here and it's funny how I'm on March 2023 episodes but we have the same birthday month. I'll be 28 and I'm kind of excited. Lol. :)