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November Bonus Episode Ft. Jordan !!

🕑 Added 2022-11-28 23:55:15 +0000 UTC

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Beccah Lynn

I know this is almost 2 years ago but I just got this subscription and am listening back…. First story in and I’m DONE with this episode. WHAT IS WRONG WITH JORDAN?! ā€˜Everyone cheats’ ???? I get she must cheat on everyone but not EVERYONE cheats. The OP in this story deserves SO much better. And I hope she dumped his ass before he fully recovered. This take was gross asf.

Candice1123

It still blows my mind that it’s hard to get your tubes tied. I was lucky and my doctor tied my tubes when I was 37. I wasn’t married and don’t have kids.

Talia

I agree. I think putting yourself out there is one thing but the way he did it showed that he likely has some control issues. Blocking her in? Hell no. It would have been better for him to say something while she was in line. And demanding her number? Bro, just give her yours and let her be the one to decide if she wants to chat. This guy was running at her waving a red flag. You can do something like a google number that you have on while you’re out in case they decide to call you and you turn off the rest of the time. You can even make your message a rejection so they get it.

Talia

I understand that Jordan was trying to point out that the boyfriends’s actions in the first story are not typical of a serial cheater, however, it’s up to OP if that means the relationship is over. Some couples can get past cheating, but at the very least they would need to postpone the wedding and do some work on the relationship. If this is a deal breaker for OP though, that’s it, game over. I feel sad for Jordan that she has been in an environment where cheating is normalized (ā€œeveryone cheatsā€) and hope she has learned to expect more from her own relationships. Also, my mom said the same thing about assuming Jordan! The nerve of Amanda and Chris! Yes parenting is hard—that’s why some people make the adult choice not to have kids. To just expect your parent to be an unpaid nanny without even speaking to them is wild! He should have told his daughter ā€œdon’t be surprised when you’re not in the willā€

Emilie Mowery

yea that was wild…

Mermaid Maniac

So didn’t even finish listening, listening to the takes of story one and I have to leave because I cannot listen to these

Maddie

Morgan I also multi task while brushing my teeth šŸ™ˆšŸ™ˆšŸ™ˆšŸ™ˆ I have never heard anyone else admit that hahaha It’s probably gross to other people I guess but I wash my hands and I’m saving time lmao

Holly Helget

No more Jordan plz... of they are hot it's OK? GO FLY A KITE

Holly Helget

Yeah for real, her opinions seem.... let's call it lame.

Holly Helget

"Everyone cheats" oh hell nawwwww

Kaley J

ā€œEveryone cheatsā€ aaaaand I don’t think I’m gonna like these takes šŸ˜…

Rachel Schulte

…is Jordan high? Genuine question. I cannot fathom any sane person being on the side of a cheater. Especially in this case where it is SO cut and dry. Not some weird complicated situation with many factors and murky details (not that that absolves any cheater, but some rare cases can make you think about the situation a little more in depth.) There’s not anything to dissect here that could possibly make a case for the guy. This is such a weird ass take bro.

Tay

how many people has Jordan cheated on….šŸ‘€

Marlen Chavez

Jordan is annoying 🄓

Hailey Hoffman

Not everyone cheats. It is WILD that this girl is actually on the guy's side because he didn't keep his cheating a secret from everyone. That's probably one of the craziest takes I've heard on this podcast Cheating is not a fucking mistake. He knew what he was doing and he did it intentionally. I already dislike this girl a lot

Andy Silva

The same way nipples are the same in both men and women. I think gay and lesbian relationships are also the same as heterosexual ones. Therefore being naked without consent is the same no matter if it's two girls, two boys or a mix. So if you think one is bad then both are, and if you are fine with one then both should also be fine.

Brie

I think this is the first episode I don’t agree with lol and I watched almost all of them(all the free episodes at least) no you can’t show your tits to somebody without consent because of feminism not everyone cheat,cheating is not supposed to be a regular thing and being a creep shouldn’t magically be excused because the person is hot. But I love the show and obviously keep listening

Brie

Ahaha yepšŸ˜‚ I would never say that in general but specially on camera

Brie

EXACTLY

Rachel Hall

I’m so sorry but ā€œeveryone is a cheaterā€ that’s not true! Otherwise great episode as always!!

Karrina Warren

It’s also not a matter of boys side vs girls side. It’s right and wrong. I loved the take gender out of it episode because of this, because if the roles were reversed and the girl cheated and then got into a wreck, I’d feel the same about it

Karrina Warren

not everyone cheats girl, are you good? She’s not an asshole at all for not wanting to be with him after cheating. It’s a very easy deal breaker for most people .

Sarah Alexis

Am I the only one who would not want a sound byte in the world of me saying ā€œeveryone cheatsā€? Everyone implies yourself included.

Leslie G. Rivera

Also.. you never know someone’s trauma what if you randomly being naked triggers a child hood SA trauma that they haven’t disclosed to you. That’s one example, but even if that’s not the case shouldn’t you respect someone’s boundary lol

Leslie G. Rivera

I am super comfortable being naked, I change infront of all my friends. However, I make it a thing to ask each time to ask for consent. I ALWAYS ask if they’re okay with me changing infront of them or if they prefer I go to the bathroom- even if I’m in my own home. I had a friend- her & I would shower together if we were in a rush to get somewhere and another friend who didn’t mind me changing infront of her but was uncomfortable to change infront of me and I’d turn around while she did. Consent is a huge thing and shouldn’t be overlooked, just when people don’t like hugs. I have a friend who is uncomf with hugs and I ask her if it’s okay to hug her before doing so (she didn’t make it a thing, I did bc I know she’s uncomf) I agree with the top comment- soft asshole bc maybe OP didn’t think of it from that perspective? It is her home but that doesn’t eliminate consent+ common decency especially towards someone you call a friend..

halle

Also, Jordan’s voice is so soothing

halle

no, not everyone cheats… especially on the person you are going to marry. And it’s even worse that it was with an ex. I highly doubt he ā€œjust happened to bump intoā€ his ex.

Camille Haas

Just need to say about the last story, while I might have verbalized it differently I think Jordan brought up a good point. I think at the end of the day if you would have been receptive to them approaching you in more neutral contexts, then it’s typically not creepy. If you wouldn’t have been interested in them approaching you prior, then stepping over a line like the guy did to force interaction, it’s creepy

aaliyha

i’ve always heard you guys briefly mention your friend ā€œjordanā€ and was always curious if you were ever going to bring her on! i’m so excited to listen

Kendal Jenkins

yeah, i started working at my aunts snowball shack in my hometown and was a manager by the time i was 15. i definitely developed a good work ethic early

Two Hot Takes

Damn 10?! Yeah not worth it honestly. Take your talents elsewhere <3

yuelma zavala

I love that Jordan really gives her raw opinion because that’s what this is about 2 different hot takes

Amber Novotny

Okay, I love Jordan! Her innocence is so funny!! We definitely need her back!!

Kendal Jenkins

i work really hard and got my first job when i was 10 (currently 19) so i know i do well, they just like to play favorites and yelled at for the smallest things. not an environment i want to be in so i will definitely start looking on indeed!! thank you for the advice!!

Two Hot Takes

Okay that is all beyond annoying and unfair. If you want to look for a new job I love looking at indeed for a stress break :) Happy to help any time!

Kendal Jenkins

also we didn’t get christmas bonuses and make $15 an hr. thats not enough for me to pay rent bc i’m part time (average 25 hrs a week) and in college full time and also have disabilities. and they work us like we’re making $25 an hr

Kendal Jenkins

I work at target in the beauty department. the team leads and ā€œcompany expectationsā€ are completely ridiculous and they schedule me alone half of the time and then get mad when i don’t fulfill the 30 tasks they give me (for a 5 hr shift). also we are supposed to get free beauty products each month but my team lead hands they out to all of her friends and keeps them from us. they also get really pissed whenever you ask for time off. i request thanksgiving break off 2 months in advance and got denied.

Jaclyn Silvestri

I previously worked for an nfl player and dancing with the stars winner, people would constantly come up to us while we were eating out and ask for pictures. He never said no, but it would drive me nuts. Let us eat in peace and ask for a photo as we leave.

Jaclyn Silvestri

this first love comment is about to have my pick a fight with my fiance! hahaha, just kidding (kinda) ;)

Two Hot Takes

She's so cute I just love her. I cant wait to have her on more this next year :)

Kali

It's fun to hear new hot takes from people who have never been on sometimes! Like Molly Burke and Hannah Berner are my favorites you bring the best people on! This one was one of my favs!!

Kali

Wait I love Jordan she did so good!!! This was such a good one!!

Two Hot Takes

Bahaha coming from the girl who’s never been cheated on too šŸ˜‚šŸ™ˆ

sokojenn

Is Jordan okay 😭 not everyone cheats

Two Hot Takes

Bahah oh no. what do you do?!

Two Hot Takes

LITERALLY WHILE I WAS EDITING I WAS SCREAMING LIKE HOW DID I MISS THAT!!!

Michayla

Talking about Hannah Montana/Dolly Parton I was just WAITING for one of you to say ā€œbest of both worldsā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

Kendal Jenkins

Yay! Thank you so much! I’m so excited to listen once I get off of work!! (I need the distraction from my desire to quit)

Two Hot Takes

Eek! I'm so happy to have it up. The YouTube is uploading now but it will probably be a couple hours before its ready.

Kendal Jenkins

Hi Jordan!! I’m so excited to listen, I’ve been looking forward to this all week!!! Is the episode going to be uploaded as a video version?

MarieIvanda

Hi Jordan🄰🄰🄰


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