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July Bonus Story #1: AITA for taking fiancé's certificates down?

🕑 Added 2022-07-22 04:33:26 +0000 UTC

Comments

Saachi Mehrotra

I am LIVING for Queen Alejandra just going "Ew" at ~8:09 <3

Caroline Wilson

Omg Morgan I’ve been saying “penis ass bitch” instead of “pussy ass bitch” because a pussy is 100000x stronger than a flaccid little dick 🤣 it can bleed for days without killing us and push out an ENTIRE HUMAN. Call me a pussy and I’m like “great I’m resilient and complicated, fuck with me”. I’m all for us taking the word “pussy” back! 🧚🏻

Torii Shmori

Ummmm was he around when the dog passed??? 👀

Bronwyn Hathaway

The cold shoulder to the literal child??? Fuck off 😂 DIVORCE BABES

Bronwyn Hathaway

I’ve never had such a physical reaction to one of these stories until @2:12, damn hypocrite 😂 legitimately put my phone down lmao

Isabella Mae Rodgers

As someone who had a deep relationship with my dog of 14 yrs who is now passed this makes me sick. It's so horrible to lose you best friend especially at such a young age. That man needs help.

Amanda Goodhines

Maybe they should live together

Two Hot Takes

This might have to be a folder I start.. "Live Alone Already"

sokojenn

This story and bonus story #2 could be categorized as “this man should live completely alone”

Stephanie S

WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHE PICKLE. Just because he's helping pay the mortgage doesn't mean that the house is now in his name. SHE'S 12. Kick his ass out & let him build a tent with his certificates.