Bitter Karella
patreon
Midnight Pals: Slop Machine
🕑 Added 2025-12-30 17:05:39 +0000 UTCDamon Knight: holy machine learning process! it seems that people don't AI slop being elligible for the nebula!
Knight: what to do?
Knight: i'll feed the question into the bat computer
Erin Underwood: never fear, erin underwood is here!
Erin Underwood: people don't like AI slop?
Underwood: don't worry, i'll use my methodical reasoning and clever arguments to explain
Underwood: why the issue of submitting to the will of the machine
Underwood: is just the smart thing to do
Underwood: look, i know that the AI stole your writing but
Barker: strong start
Barker: can't wait to see where you take this
Underwood: but, you know, it's really mean to point that out
Barker:
Barker: ahhaha
Underwood: sure, AI is built on plagiarism
Underwood: but that's the past
Underwood: stop living in the past!
Underwood: it's time to forgive and forget
Underwood: don't be an AI dinosaur, when you can AI dino-SOAR!
Underwood: AI is inevitable
Underwood: so use it, damnit
Underwood: c'mon
Underwood: c'mon
Underwood: c'mon!!!
Barker: yeah no
Underwood: you guys are all so mean!!!
Underwood: resistance is futile
Underwood: SUBMIT, PUNY FLESHLINGS
Underwood: EMBRACE THE DEATH OF THE MIND
Barker: i don't know about that
Underwood: wow, i'm still hearing a lot of hostility and not a lot of reasoned debate
Underwood: in the future, today's modern now-a-go-go writer will use AI for three different things, including idea generation, editing, translation, grammar, clean-up, idea generation, cloot, advetismmming, ggglllip, vvooooyyu, anddd yuuu
Barker:
Barker: are you a bot
Underwood: [clipping through wall] i am not a bot
Barker: i really think you're a bot
Underwood: okay you got me, i am actually a bot
Barker: so why'd you lie before and say you weren't a bot?
Underwood: wow! you're right
Underwood: you can use AI to interpret contracts
King: oh, really? maybe that would be useful
Barker: i have a follow-up question
Underwood: no questions
Barker: will the AI interpret the contracts correctly?
Underwood: SYNTAX ERROR
Underwood: ABORT RETRY FAIL?
Comments
John Ross
This is almost more thought out than the official statements. Or, and I should be honest here, it is clearly more thought out than their official statements as it’s allowed to be honest instead of just spin control.
Bitter Karella
it's my favorite thing to do ;)
Gary McCammon
Love the subtle Firesign reference, as usual 👍
