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0288 - Garbologist
🕑 Added 2023-12-14 09:00:01 +0000 UTCIf you were wondering where the rest of Burns' team was a couple of weeks ago then you're in luck! Here's the first guy, providing information on Mary Bailey's high school boyfriend. Strap yourself in, because surprisingly a few of these guys get to talk.
I looked up if "garbologist" was a real word, and despite the red line that spellcheck just put under it...kinda? Garbology is the study of refuse and trash, so it follows that a garbologist is one who studies this - although it worth pointing out that this is meant quite literally, in terms of studying waste and the way it is stored, not usually for sketchy investigative purposes. I try and keep this needlessly detailed analysis of minor cartoon characters as neutral as possible, so who am I to judge this fellow - perhaps he is a true garbologist, with a university degree in the study of rubbish, waste, refuse and trash, and just also happens to be on Burns' campaign team.
This post is part of my "Every Simpsons Character Ever" series. For a list of my rules in this project, click here.
