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Jackanapes The Tenth, Page 2
🕑 Added 2024-03-27 01:08:24 +0000 UTCDamn, RIP Randolph the Mauve, right? He died as he lived: leering at the ladies.
I’m actually not sure if I’m gonna keep him dead. On the one hand, he’s served the purpose I had for him, he’s a one-note character, and he’s stealing lines from the main trio. On the other hand, he’s pretty funny, and there might be some potential left in a potentially powerful wizard who’s rendered useless by his self-regard.
For now, he’s at least “frozen in carbonite.” What do you think, should this be his exit, or is it impossible to keep an elderly wizard hard for long?
Oh, and Rosie’s line is inspired by Powdered Toast Man’s line to the Pope from Ren and Stimpy: “Quick, man— cling tenaciously to my buttocks!”
Comments
The Cad
Bring him back, but one part of his anatomy remains as lifeless stone - at risk of breaking off - giving him a nice side-quest to restore it…
R0KN3
Let him live! If only to die a much funnier death later when every drop of comedy has been wrung from his bones!
