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🕑 Added 2019-07-01 21:49:40 +0000 UTCI just finished writing this. Any suggestions? Yea or nay?
"The One True God"
*Explorers land upon the New World*
Colonist 1 - At last we have arrived.
Colonist 2 - Let us be on guard. These savage lands know nothing of Christ Jesus.
Colonist 1 - That will soon change. We shall spread Christianity far and wide.
Colonist 2 - Yes, indeed, bring me my bible, for I see some savages approaching as I speak.
Native 1 - Hello! Good to see you!
Native 2 - Took you guys forever to get here huh?
Colonist 1 - *hesitates* Yes, indeed, listen carefully, savage *holds up bible* This is the Holy…
Native 1 - Bible! He’s got a bible. Sweet. Saul here could use another bible, ain’t that right, Saul?
Native 2 - I sure could, Peter. Mine’s getting pretty old. Thank you.
Colonist 2 - But...how do you already have a bible?
Colonist 1 - Was your land already discovered? Has someone already converted you?
Native 1 - No, you’re the first to come here from the Old World. We were never converted. We were always Christians. We always had bibles, right Saul?
Native 2 - Yep. What’s Jerusalem like this time of year?
Colonist 2 - THE bible? The God of Abraham and…
Native 1 - Jacob, Isaac, Joseph, Jesus Christ Himself, the whole nine yards, yeah of course.
Native 2 - Why? What’s the big deal?
Colonist 1 - If you were never visited by Christians, you see, then how was it that you became Christians?
*Natives both laugh*
Native 2 - Do you believe in God or not?
Colonist 2 - Well of course we do!
Native 1 - The one TRUE God?
Native 2 - Yahweh?
Native 1 - Jehova?
Native 2 - Daddy big boss?
Colonist 1 - Obviously, yes! What kind of question is that?
Colonist 2 - Of course we believe in the one true God!
Native 1 - Don’t you ever pray to God?
Native 2 - Ask Him for guidance?
Native 1 - Receive His signs?
Native 2 - Communicate?
Colonist 1 - Yes yes of course we do!
Colonist 2 - I’ll have you know that I pray every single day, sir.
Native 1 - Don’t you think we pray too?
Native 2 - And since there’s only one true God, why would He communicate any differently with us than He does with you?
Native 1 - Yeah what other god is going to answer us when we pray?
Native 2 - Exactly, there’s only one true God, remember?
Colonist 1 - But we brought you this bible to...to…
Colonist 2 - ...to teach you about God and....
*natives laugh*
Native 1 - Why would God...need you...to tell us...about Him?
Native 2 - Yeah, He’s omnipresent, silly.
Native 1 - That means He’s everywhere…
Colonist 1 - Yes I’m aware.
Native 2 - All at once.
Colonist 2 - We know!
Native 1 - So don’t you think that if there really is one true God, and He does indeed communicate with human beings, that Christianity would already have manifested in other places around the world before men showed up with books?
Native 2 - Yeah. Why wouldn’t someone come up with Christianity without ever talking to another human being period? All they need to do is talk to God to know the truth.
Native 1 - Exactly. Why do you think God Almighty needs you to speak for Him?
Native 2 - Yep. Romans 1:19, “For what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them. For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities, His eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly seen, being understood from His workmanship, so that men are without excuse…”
Colonist 1 - Of course, of course.
Colonist 2 - We know all that.
Native 1 - Really? Because you don’t seem to believe it.
Native 2 - Yes, please, colonist, teach me all about how the grass is green and the sky is blue, because they have not yet revealed this to my eyeballs.
*natives laugh*
Colonist 1 - Well this is oddly disappointing.
Colonist 2 - Indeed.
Colonist 1 - I was looking forward to a bit of conquest and subjugation, but…
Colonist 2 - But at least the Pope will be pleased to know that Catholicism has already spanned the globe.
Native 1 - Pope?
Native 2 - Cathilicism?
Native 1 - These strange words are unfamiliar to us.
Native 2 - Yes, our bibles say nothing of popes or Cathiclysims.
*Colonists smile at each other*
Colonist 1 - Someone fetch me some blankets.
