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Chapter 22: The Maul of America.

🕑 Added 2022-12-15 12:00:01 +0000 UTC

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Hazel Jade

100% For real! That would be my cherry picked quote for a tattoo from MB! Or a 40 oz tumbler.

Bubba485 AKA Shemmelbach The Christmas Whale

This will be my third time listening to this episode.

Bubba485 AKA Shemmelbach The Christmas Whale

So, is it ironically hilarious that I'm going to be listening to this on Black Friday 2024 while working a Black Friday shift at a wholesale club?

SpacemanNathan

I love Tamara. I wish we got to see more of her.

Doozer

Perfect placement of “Melvis”.

Mallory Poremba

I still vote on a Cat over a cabbage patch kid lol

Brittany

Clementine showing up is starting to creep me out. 😬

lemoneaterl

I briefly wanted one, didn't get it that Christmas, then didn't want one and kept getting it for Christmas! I was too young to know about the riot situation. Great episode. I can imagine that if the Lazarus passage didn't work, plan b would be an anti-capitalist rant like Jesus in the temple market.

Berserking_Off

How do Effie and Zebulon smell?

Katie Wagner

Story time! When I heard this episode the first time I knew I had to go and ask my mom. I am a 90s baby, so I was very curious on how she was going to react. I was never into Cabbage Patch and actually thought they were about as freaky as the troll dolls. I went up to her and asked about riots in 83 and immediately she was trying to think of something specific. When she couldn’t come up with anything I say how about cabbage patch riots. Oh my God it’s like she turned into one of the zombies. She was transported back into the time where she had to wait in line at Toys “R” Us for a Cabbage Patch kid for one of the kids she was babysitting whose mom was working so she couldn’t stand in line. She went insane about it! Reliving every moment. She explained that there were so many people and the delivery driver was too scared to pull inside the parking lot. The workers at the store had to go on the loudspeaker and tell everybody that he wouldn’t be coming in until everyone dispersed. My mom waited in line for hours for it to not even matter and then for the kid’s mom to show up and go, “Wow, this is exciting!” How badly it triggered her had me cracking up, laughing! Best moment ever!

Leah B

Bloopers 😍

Mallory Poremba

This made my heart happy I'm from this area and I didn't even know this history lol another amazing episode guys🥰🥰

Deborah Wales

Once again, a killer episode!

hpzen1805

The unholy shriek of glee that I let out when he said the pencils are My Little Pony pencils 🤩 absolutely fantastic!!! Cannot thank you enough for this dose of true glee 😂🤣😂

Paul A. Johnson

“Fill up the room you’re going to die in” is a stellar bit of writing.

Letie Castillo

As someone who routinely listens while reading the scripts, I feel like the previously on also needs to be included. Just saying.

Janet Werner

Haha! Speaking as one who lives in the Twin Cities where the Mall of America is located I have to tell you that I call it the Mall of Wretched Excess.