What Truly Matters
🕑 Added 2025-02-26 22:00:07 +0000 UTCMy heart goes out to all the Cadance x Shining stans witnessing me slander their princess's good name by making her out to be a backhanded (good-intentioned, but still) bitch. But at least my interpretation of her is still faithful to her husband, right? RIGHT? Right.
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Miles Gwatidzo
And if she has actually NOT being faithful to him or has NEVER been to begin with then Shinning should just leave her and save his dignity
Miles Gwatidzo
This is a little funny but mostly sad β οΈ Poor Shining but canβt he just use Magic anyways ? Afterall there is a spell that can turn one into a completely different species. Surely increased dick size isnβt too difficult π₯²
Deadhorse
"It's okay, Shiny. I don't have to orgasm every time, I just want you to be happy." Really fantastic work. You do such an amazing job on that sense of character and personality.
Alternate
What's crazy is that Shining and Cadence started daing going all the way back in Highschool, and this is news to him! Either she was getting rolled over behind his back, or Cadence took the breaks in their relationship to jump on every traffic cone she could find The Princess of Love is for the streets fr.
French Honey Badger
Ouch XD I suspected this was going to be the topic⦠XD
Fenirus
Cadance lovingly rolled a crit in psychic damage with that one...
ColorfulHelix
It's not a competition Which is great cause hooooo boy Shiny would be in the exact middle. The most statistically median possible. Terrifying, really.
pokediginut
Listen most big dick dudes are not keepers, you want averaged size husbands who can throw it back, because big dick dudes be usually locked up or creepin on ya π