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Progress Report - Storyboards Progress
🕑 Added 2024-05-29 10:14:10 +0000 UTCHey all.
Nothing particularly extraordinary to report. Just been busy chipping away at various storyboards, testing out the various ideas, seeing how they actually play out once they're unraveled from my head.
In fact, it's because the writing has been going so smoothly that this post got delayed. I stayed up way too late Monday evening writing, because I was in such a flow state. Almost did it again tonight, forced myself to put the metaphorical pen down and make this post.
Got a few more ideas in the mix now. I think there's 15 unique ideas now, up from the 11 I shared last week.
Not gonna wax poetical in this post. Just gonna drop a link to storyboards where applicable, or else share my thoughts on them if I don't have a storyboard to share. The timestamps as provided are links, click them to watch the relevant storyboards.
Do note that none of these storyboards are complete. I'm just kinda hopping around between them, getting immediate ideas out, seeing if things work. I'll be coming back and finishing them up throughout the next week or two.
No particular order to the way these are posted, other than ones I have storyboards for come first.
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The storyboards actually made.
Afterwatch - 2:45. One of the new ideas. A comedy centered around the idea of a group of hypersexual women all trying to stay sane living together. So far only the DVa idea is established, but Mei, Tracer, and Widow all have their share of jokes as well. The actual explicit sex shown would be pretty low to nonexistent, though - the focus is on jokes built around sex, rather than the sex itself.
Alex Cumdump - 1:04. Will probably end up getting rewritten to be more explicit penetration. Same story beats though.
Pharmmetra Futa-Fuck DVa - 5:12. Another new idea. Well, new in the sense that I didn't include it last week. I've actually been mulling over this idea for months, if not years at this point. You don't want to know how many times I've started writing it and then scrapped it, only to completely rewrite it. This iteration is definitely the most shelf-stable version though.
Frozen - 2:53. Still have no idea what to do for Anna's fantasy, but Elsa's fantasy is coming along smashingly.
Enter the Whoretex Club - 2:09. So this isn't actually the main storyboard, which is something like 6 minutes right now. It's actually a super-high-level, because the granular storyboard is too scattered to share right now. I need to finish writing it out, and then split it in half, because as it's going, this episode would probably be like 20 minutes long. Don't want to backburner it though - I want to write it all out and see how I can split it, to keep it a viable candidate. I really like the idea.
Normandy Slut-Off - 1:59. Another previously-unannounced idea. Someone mentioned in the comments last week that I didn't have a Mass Effect idea on the table. I decided to remedy that, by dusting off an old idea and writing it up. Full disclaimer: I don't actually know where this video will go. I'm open to suggestions!
Maid to Facefuck 2 - 2:11. You'd be surprised at how difficult it was for me to actually find a good way to start this video off. I knew high-level where it goes, why it goes there, and how it gets there. The problem was figuring out a way to communicate it diegetically - especially since Marie's mouth is full for most the video. Makes it hard for her to talk. I'm pretty pleased with what I came up with though. It's camp, but there's nothing wrong with camp. You can guess where it goes from here. Not much in the way of surprises.
Witcher Orgy - 00:36. This one is so short because it really doesn't need much. I intend for a bit of foreplay beyond what I have here, but then it's basically just an elaborate montage of positions with a little bit of narrative tying the positions together. This one is probably a record-holder for how long it takes for a video of mine to get into spit-swapping, at less than 20 seconds.
In total, I've put together just a hair under 19 minutes worth of storyboard this week. And I have no intentions of stopping! Next week or two is just gonna be a blitz of writing, as I figure out what ideas work, what ideas don't, and what ideas I'm really vibing with.
And, of course, what ideas you all are vibing with, too!
The ideas without storyboards right now
Primordium Episode 2 - I still need to figure out the best way to explore the ideas I want to explore. I really don't want to animate tentacles if I can help it. If it was a big project then maybe. But for a short? That's a lot of headache and raised blood-pressure to justify for a short. I'm open to suggestions here.
Cyberpunk - I'm very likely going to put this on a backburner, for reasons explained previously. I might end up storyboarding it a bit, just to see if my clusterfuck idea of layered narrative works out in practice. But it's pretty low priority to me.
Triple Digit - Between the two other DVa ideas I now have (Afterwatch and Pharmmetra), I think I'm going to put Triple Digit on the low-priority list. I've been having some logistics problems with it, such as the standing reporter being a lot higher up in the frame than DVa.
There's just a million little things like that, combined with the absurdist nature of it all, that makes me feel like throwing it back in the vat for now. Afterwatch already has the sex taking a back seat, and it's (hopefully) funny in a haha way, as opposed to Triple Digit being (hopefully) funny in an absurdist way.
Liziverse - I've decided to split this into two ideas. The original idea, as I mentioned, was a result of my indecision between Catsuit Liz and Vaultsuit Liz. I have since walked that fusion back, going with separate ideas for each. I don't have anything for Catsuit Liz yet, but for Vaultsuit Liz I have a comedic take in mind: Liz offers a settler sex in exchange for food. But when another settler walks in, it would be rude to not give him the same offer. Then a third settler walks in, and Liz can't be rude to him. Then a fourth walks in... Fun premise, and unlike Afterwatch, it'd actually be explicit with its sex. I don't have anything to show for it though, just an idea penned out.
Ritual Breeding - I still haven't figured out a good way to put it together. Not abandoning it outright, but I am actually writing out a simpler DOAFACU project as well. It's a recycling of an older idea of mine, focusing on Mila and how in the DOAFACU she is obsessed with titfucking. It's a tragic tale of a man describing the utter misery of having a huge-tiddy girlfriend who loves titfucking him all the time. Oh, woe is him, truly! Don't got anything to show for it right now either. Again, just an idea penned out.
Sherbecca - Just haven't had time to storyboard it. Was actually going to do that tonight, but then I stopped myself and forced myself to make this post. Got a good chunk planned out in my head. Just haven't committed it to SFM yet.
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That's all for now. As always, I'd love to hear your thoughts on everything, and what you're looking forward to. Especially interested in hearing from the people who commented last week, see if their opinions have changed or if they're standing steady in their choices.
Until next week, everyone!
Comments
Karn
Sorry this may have been answered in a previous post, but the frozen GB, is that still going to be released with the voice overs and sound being implemented?
KB
A reporter who brokers sex... that's a pretty coveted idea.
PoiPoi
Everything looks good. As i said in your past report, I'm a sucker for LiS so that's looking really good. Kind of surprised at my self as well because that Witcher orgy seems really interesting. Same with the Pharmmetra. Not that much to say other than how in hell do you do this much in only a week. Super excited for what's to come out of all the completed projects.
