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Steve Notes Raw 1/4/21 ::: We are LIVE ON TWITCH to talk tonight’s RAW, come hang!
🕑 Added 2021-01-05 04:18:26 +0000 UTCSteve Notes Raw 1/4/21 ::: We are LIVE ON TWITCH to talk tonight’s RAW, come hang!
Hogan promotes his busted ass iPhone 7 to start Raw
Starts with Miz TV. Even New Day can’t save this shit. Morrison was funny tho when asked about his 2021 goals.
This leads to Teddy Long coming out and trying to make a match between M/M and Undertaker. Pearce comes out to tell him Taker is retired but he can make the match a tag match between M/M and ND.
M/M vs. New Day
Whatever match, but towards the finish Morrison CLOCKS Woods with a forearm, Woods hits him with a receipt, Woods gets the pin on Morrison with a Shining Wizard.
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Orton Interview w/Charley
Orton confirms he didn’t burn Alexa, but he didn’t do it and he hates himself for it. Talks about the Fiend changing people, and how if he could channel that hatred for himself onto others, he could do big things in the 2021. He’s gonna go find some legends and fuck em up.
NYE Stream recap with Garza winning 24/7 title from R-Truth
Garza Backstage
He runs into Alicia Fox, she makes a Tik Tok reference, then he sees Slaughter, Mickie James (is she a legend now?) and Tatanka and it’s awkward and stupid and fuck this Legends Night shit.
AJ Styles vs. Elias
Solid match, AJ wins with Styles Clash, afterwards Ryker takes a swing at AJ, who ducks, but Omos runs in and kicks the guitar into dust. Ryker sells the moment bigly.
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Charlotte Interview- says don’t listen to your critics, I won the Rumble last year.
Big Show and Riddle are chatting it up over THE BIG BRO, then Riddle leaves and we get a
Big Show Interview with Randy Orton
Orton says how does it feel to have been retired by me? Randy puts hands on Show, Show laughs, says I’m proud to be here with Legends, Randy says ok fight me dude
Charlotte/Asuka vs. Lacey Evans/Peyton Royce
Awful PIP promo with Lacey and Peyton
They isolate Charlotte, but continue to have zero tag chemistry
Charlotte and Lacey fight on the outside as we go to commercial cuz Charlotte didn’t like that Lacey was tryin to hit at Ric
Asuka isolated, gets hot tag to Charlotte, some wild shenanigans, Lacey almost sucks face with Ric, Charlotte baseball slides her out, she gets the upper hand on Peyton, but RIC TRIPS UP CHARLOTTE allowing Peyton to get the pin on Charlotte. This was actually much more fun than I had figured it would be. Charlotte then gets in Ric’s face and says stay out of my business again, get out, Ric gets to stepping.
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Backstage, Sheamus gives Drew a pep talk- then Hogan comes in, calls Sheamus Fella and Drew Champ, I kinda feel like Hogan doesn’t know their names. Hogan says you remind me of me. Drew and Hulk ask Keith Lee what he’s gonna do when Hogan runs wild on him. I can’t even. I mean, do they not even think this shit through?
Riddle vs. Bob Lashley
Lashley posts the shit out of Riddle heading to commercial
Riddle taps to the Hurt Lock but the ref ducked Riddle trying to kick off the ropes so he didn’t see, Lashley lets go thinking he won, yells at the ref, Riddle rolls up Lashley for three
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Mark Henry chatting up Ricochet backstage, tells Rico to keep his head up, Orton comes over to Mark, tells Mark he’s entering himself into the Rumble, asks if Mark did the same, then says oh yeah probs not, you’re old. You’re on a scooter, how fast does that go? Hopefully fast enough to get away from your ass. Orton claims he owes Henry he owes him receipts for all of those slams, but he’ll give him a pass if he peddles his ass out now. Mark does peddle.
MVP Lashley Interview with Charley
MVP: Riddle quit, what happened was a travesty Lashley: I’m gonna punish his punk ass
Mandy Rose gets attacked by Shayna on the way to their match
Dana runs out, gets in the ring and challenges Shayna instead. Shayna gets Dana in the Clutch, but Dana rolls her back and pins Shayna for 3, but Shayna doesn’t let go and Mandy comes in for the save, they pancake Shayna
Ric, Dad Wyatt and Molly Holly are backstage, Orton comes up and IRS and Molly leave, Orton runs down Ric, asks how his head is feeling. You are not the same man you were. Ur pathetic.
Riddle/Keith Lee backstage chat it up, Riddle gives Keith a pep talk, leaves
Randy Orton vs. Jeff Hardy
He does the thing where he sticks his fingers through Hardy’s gage earlobe holes
Hardy goes for Twist of Fate, eats RKO for the win
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Lucha House Party run into Melina backstage. She just starts chanting LUCHA LUCHA!
Hurt Business vs. Lucha House Party
PIP LHP
Oh wow, Shelton and Cedric start beefin in the ring, leads to Shelton eating the pin, MVP is PISSED, they all fight ringside.
Backstage, Angel Garza finds NWO Torrie Wilson talking to Nikki Cross, she sends him into some other room claiming some celebs are in there, so he goes in and its the boogeyman, which lets truth get the rollup pin on garza
All the legends greet Keith Lee at the stage, and he got the champion’s entrance, I think he’s going super heel here
Keith Lee man handles Drew, pounces him over the barricade to go to commercial
Lee dominates much of the match
Drew comes back with a big overhead belly to belly
Lee takes back over with one armed slam
Lee gets on the apron, Drew grabs him, power bombs on the commentary table
Drew hits future shock for 2
Oh wow spanish fly that was sick
Drew loads up for claymore LEE CATCHES IT, but Drew hits Claymore moments later for 3
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Goldberg comes out
Says you got it all, but the one thing you don’t got, is respect. When you address these legends, you see them as washed up. You think not one of them poses a threat to you. You’re wrong, it’s about respect. I’m challenging you to a match at the RR.
Drew: Fighting you would be like fighting my Dad. Goldberg pushes Drew to the ground. Hard cut to STONE COLD BROKEN SKULL WITH ROB RIGGLE!
