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Steve Notes SD 12/18/20
🕑 Added 2020-12-19 03:09:53 +0000 UTCSteve Notes SD 12/18/20
KO comes out with a head of steam- says he’s good with his fam, but Roman’s fam probably think of him as nothing but a hypocrite. Using his family as pawns, and I know that every time you look in the mirror, you know for a fact that you’re a coward.
Heyman shows up on the tron- I made a mistake about you- You must be a masochist, coming back this week after what happened last week- cuz Roman is a sadist- but I was wrong, you’re not a masochist, you’re a martyr- willing to pay any sacrifice to become Uni champion- mutilation won’t stop you, so you have to be eliminated, taken out, eradicated- KO interrupts, says it’s not gonna happen, Roman won’t come find me, I’ll come find him, COMMERCIAL CLIFFHANGER!
Scrap Iron is trying to talk Owens out of it, Owens bangs on his door, as Roman’s music hits and he comes out to the ring as Kevin sees the conveniently placed TV next to Roman’s door.
Roman says I don’t wanna hurt you, or your family, but you’re running around telling the world I’m a bad guy, I just do the things necessary to be the guy. Stay in your lane, that’s above your pay grade. I’m gonna give you the same chance that I gave my own flesh and blood- ACKNOWLEDGE ME AS YOUR TRIBAL CHIEF. But if you don’t, if you can’t, I’m gonna end you, you won’t make it to TLC, you won’t make it out of here tonight. Owens comes to the ring, ambushed by Jey. They both beat on him.
During commercial, Roman tells Jey that’s not enough, END HIM.
Street Profits vs. Dolph/Roode
Oh they match now
Wait, Clark Duke is presenting something… people know who Clark Duke is?
Roode pushes Ford off the top turnbuckle as we went to COMMERCIAL CLIFFHANGER
They isolate Ford, til he gets a hot tag, Dawkins goes on a run, hits Roode with a double arm spinning neckbreaker, Roode almost hits GDDT, Ziggler hits assisted Famouser on Dawkins for 2
Dawkins hits huge spinebuster on Dolph, Ford hits Frog Splash but his ribs are so busted, takes forever to pin, then Roode busts it up, Roode rolls up with tights gets 2 Ford rolls up for 3
***
Afterwards they lay into lil Naitch, he warns them if they touch him they’ll get suspended, they back off
Backstage, Owens is attacked again by Jey Uso
Bianca interview: What would beating the role model mean? Why do you say Role Model? EH EH! Bayley is not a role model but she’s the measuring stick.
Riott Squad wonder who Billie’s tag partner is gonna be tonight.
Riott Squad vs. Billie Kay & Tamina
Billie introduces her cuz she’s got experience as a ring announcer
Tamina dominates early
Tamina basically has it won, Billie tags herself in, Riot Squad hits a double team dropkick move Liv gets the pin on Billie for the win
**
Carmella Champagne Toast
She thinks I’m on a futon fool this couch was like 2 grand
She says I’m betta than you WHO BETTA
She calls Sasha mentally weak
She’s talking too much and saying not a lot
She’s predicting she’ll get DQ all the confidence points
Carmella wants some booze to make her happier now, she says it tastes gross- cheap and frantic- kinda like sasha banks, I swear I thought it was gonna be revealed that Sasha peed in the champagne
Sommelier is sent to intercept her, Sasha teleports to the champagne table, throws a glass at Carmella, puts her in banks statement, Sommelier pulls her off, gets SMACKED, but Carmella stands tall by smashing a glass in her back
In the training room, Jey lays out Kevin Owens again
Otis vs Shinsuke Nakamura
Otis gets worked early, comes alive, hits a discus clothesline, corner splash, starts the caterpillar, Gable says STOP, Shinsuke gets roll up, Otis hits suplex and Vader Bomb for 3
**¼
Sami preps for the Samis, he has a bunch of gold-painted Sami Zayn figures, he berates the PA for not polishing them, he leaves to get polish, Big E comes in wearing a tux, starts looking at the envelopes
Ad for Talking Smack, they mention the Rock, but no picture of him?
Gable asks Otis why he didn’t hit the Caterpillar, Otis says I thought it was a test. Gable says it was: Do not what I say, do what I mean.
SAMI AWARDS!
The Sami awards are about the will of the people!
WWE 2020 year in review: it’s all about Sami
Comeback of the year: SAMI ZAYN!
Match of the year: Sami vs AJ & Jeff
Superstar of the year: haha BIG E
Big E comes to get his award, gives a speech, interrupted by Sami, Big E wrecks Sami
Bayley Interview: Bayley runs down Bianca Belair, says she was on the cross country team, was captain her basketball team, but you don’t see her bragging. She should be picking her brain. Tonight, Bayley puts Bianca on the map!
Slammy Awards Wednesday at 10am hosted by R-Truth
Bianca Belair vs. Bayley
Bayley counters Bianca’s athleticism with ring savviness, Bianca showboats a bit with slams her arm into the apron from a handspring attempt COMMERCIAL CLIFFHANGER
Bianca gets control out of commercial, Bianca goes up for something, Bayley comes to and punches her, has her in draping position and does squats while mocking her- Bianca hits suplex, Bianca hits spinebuster for 2
Bayley goes for cheating pin, ref catches her, Bianca goes for rollup, Bayley kicks out, BIanca goes for power bomb, Bayley rakes the eyes, hits Rose Plant for 3
***
Roman Reigns comes out
I’ve been trying to understand why, if you had the opportunity to be on the island of relevancy, to be in a title match with reigns, why would you blow it? THis is an opportunity your fam will talk about, to elevate you, to get paydays, KO interrupts, Jey attacks, KO lays him out with a chair, but he gets in the ring and Roman kills him with chairs, Jey comes to, sets up table, Jey puts him through one, Samoa Drop through the table, Roman throws tables, ladders, chairs ONTO Owens.
Roman Reigns comes through to gorilla, on the monitor they see Owens getting up, sits in the chair, he screams ROMAN! NOTHING YOU OR YOUR FAMILY DO TO ME WILL KEEP ME DOWN!
