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Steve Notes AEW Dynamite 12/16/20
🕑 Added 2020-12-17 03:24:43 +0000 UTCDark Order/Hangman vs. Hardy/Private Party
Private Party hit Gin & Juice on Reynolds after Hangman was kicked to the outside, but Matt tags himself in to get the pin for himself.
Inner Circle interview- Dinner Debonair won best performance of 2020 by New York Times, Jericho starts to talk but MJF takes over and steals the shine from Y2J, who is visibly irritated.
Cody vs. Angelico
Angelico playing the arrogant fool, lots of wrestling submission stuffs
Cody had a Cross Rhodes, countered by Angelico, Cody hits Cody Cutter on Angelico for 3
Also they mentioned Cody is gonna be a father like 8 times
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Team Taz interrupts Cody’s music after the win, says congrats on the match and being a daddy
Starks says where was my congrats when we beat you and turtle boy up there? Taz threatens to come down, til STINGER and his bat comes out. Sting walks back TT, winks at Cody, looks up at Darby, walk away.
Eddie Kingston
Calls out his enemies- God, PAC, Lance Archer, who then comes out and attacks Eddie
Butcher and Blade make the save, Fenix and Penta make the save, then PAC makes the save.
Fenix hits a tornillo on BB
Archer gets his hand on Eddie’s neck, PAC comes in and kicks his head off, so Archer and PAC stare down. Then they turn their attention to their common enemy walking away, Eddie and the fam. Buncha psychopaths.
Dustin: Seven was a bad idea years ago and last week- Uno you said I was the third most important member of the Rhodes fam- one by one you will all fall. You and me, Holiday bash, Im fixin to kick your ass.
12-man tag match: Inner Circle vs. the rest of the AEW face locker room
MJF gets the pin off a Hager finisher to Griff Garrison
After the match, Top Flight take out Jericho and MJF
Thunder Rosa promo talks shit about Britt Baker, says she does belong in AEW, interrupted by Reba, blindsided by Britt, locks her in for a claw, but instead, Reba pours water on Rosa’s face and rubs the facepaint all over.
SCU vs. The Acclaimed
The Acclaimed rapping guy calls out Kaz’s hair plugs
Kaz raps back, it’s lamer but it’s not awful
Good match, Acclaimed win, then call out the Young Bucks for a title shot with a sick rap bruh. Rhymed bucks with cuck, almost said fuck.
Top Flight interview- they call out jericho and MJF, this is confirmed as well as Acclaimed vs. Bucks
It’s the 6:30 women’s division segment!
Serena Deeb/Big Swole vs. Diamante/Ivelisse
Join HEELS!!
Let’s see if Ivelisse shoots on deeb or swole
James Willems!
Lacey said we should have a tv show by now
Swole wins with a cloverleaf on Diamanté, who defiantly gives her the middle finger and then raps
Nyla and Vicki come down to attack, red velvet makes the save with chair.
Thus concludes our ten minutes of women’s division action
BF say they’re in for a match at holiday bash
FTR wait what is tag team grand slam…? They’re yelling at commentary blowing out the mic I have zero idea what Dax just said
Joey janela vs Kenny Omega
Double the cleaner girls!
Janela throws a garbage can at Kenny
Callis has a mic, doing live commentary
Jesus tope onto Joey onto chair to the outside
Kenny has the cookie sheet
Kenny does mid-match play by play
Kenny moonsault with a garbage can
Nasty chops
Goes for owa, janela counters with reverse rana
Sonny kiss gets a table
Janela hits leg drop onto Kenny onto table from top
Kenny hits two triggers, owa for 3
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PAC and friends come out- pac says Fenix should get his shot, Callis says wrestlers don’t tell the world champion what to do- pac says I talked to khan, dec 30 you’ll defend that title against Rey Fenix
