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Steve Notes Raw 12/7/20
🕑 Added 2020-12-08 04:32:15 +0000 UTCSteve Notes Raw 12/7/20
Randy Orton opens Raw
I’ll be knocking on that Funhouse door, wondering who’s gonna LET ME IN
Firefly Bray on the tron: I randy bo bandy! Since you were so mean to Alexa, she’s not here-
Randy says he’s the last person Bray wants to play games with, Bray says GAME?? LETS GET RANDY! Celeb guests, the puppets: the prize, a Crusis, the rotting carcass of Friendship Frog question: How should orton be punished at TLC?
The puppets get the answer wrong, but fortunately for Randy, HE always has the right answer
Randy says I want a match tonight, not the fiend, with BRAY WYATT, he accepts
Asuka vs. Shayna Baszler
Nia hypes up Shayna, talks their hatred of Lana, they’re gonna twist her up and contort her- Shayna says her front is gonna be her back and vice versa- Nia says, “Her boobs are gonna be on her back.”
Shyana gets the upper hand after some business outside, she targes Asuka’s arm
Nia takes out Lana on the outside, Lana once again counters Nia into steel steps
Lana tries for a rana, lands on Nia’s shoulders, then she turns it into a rana, Shayna is distracted, Asuka rolls up Shayna for 3
**
Hurt Business backstage, they punk out a PA
Riddle offers up some BROUTTS to Ricochet and Dana Brooke
Interview with Ricochet- he’s not opposed to being on a team- he’s opposed to jackasses- Dana says she’s not gonna let anyone disrespect her- but tonight is about teamwork- she won’t hesitate to slap around Ali- and she owes Mia one for her eye
Slapjack/Reckoning vs. Ricochet/Dana Brooke
In less than five minutes, Dana Brooke pins Reckoning
Maybe Reckoning will get kicked out and she can be Mia Yim
*½
Keith Lee approaches Sheamus backstage, Keith says no one buys Sheamus’ good guy act- Sheamus says the same thing he said last week
MIZ TV with AJ Styles
How will you stop Drew in a TLC match?
AJ is gonna wrap a chair around Drew, put him through tables, etc
Then MIz and MOrrison do a way too long impression of Drew and Sheamus
Sheamus comes out when they’re done
They’re like, Sheamus has no friends and there are 3 of us- Drew comes down
No matter how many times we knock these guys down, they come back for more
Miz replaced his balls with MOrrison’s cuz Maryse put his in her purse
Brawl breaks out, Drew CHUCKS the MITB from ring to stage
Kofi vs. Shelton Benjamin
Kofi beats Shelton in like 7 minutes with Trouble In Paradise
Cedric gets on the mic, rage-challenges Kofi for a match
**
Kofi vs. Cedric
Cedric targets Kofi’s knee, which was tweaked in the previous match
Close call with Kofi hitting an SOS
Ced hits spinning brain buster for 2
Ced hits Kofi with lumbar check for 3
**½
Drew/Sheamus vs. Miz/Morrison/Miz
Long, fun match, AJ pinned Sheamus on a PF after Sheamus accidentally Brogue Kicked Drew when Morrison evaded
***½
Lana says she’s nervous about next week, facing Nia Jax, ASuka pumps her up, Lana chants she can beat NIa Jax, who then shows up behind her, shaking her head
Sheamus backstage, interview- he says he thinks Drew is gonna come back and kick his ass, and he’s gonna kick his- was it intentional? No of course not- Drew interrupts- Sheamus says, you know that wasn’t intentional, right? Drew says you know exactly what’s about to happen
Back from commercial, Drew and Sheamus are fighting, Pat Buck get between them, they put him through a table
Lashley vs Jeff Hardy
Matt Riddle chats up Jeff at gorilla to team up as the Hardy Bros, Jeff is incredibly polite about it
Fun match, MVP tries to distract on the apron, Riddle comes down and pulls him off
Lashley gets Hardy in a choke on the ground, Hardy powers back up, jaw breaker out of it
Hardy hits twist of fate
Lashley moves, hits Hardy with spear, locks in HURT LOCK, Hardy taps
***½
After the match, Lashley won’t let go, RIddle pulls MVP off the apron and gets in, Lashley throws Hardy into Riddle
Orton backstage, in his room, someone knocks, Rambin Rabbit shows up, says he’s gonna have so much fun!
Randy Orton vs. Bray Wyatt
They go to the outside quickly, Bray drops Randy onto the table
HAHAH Bray says into a mic YOWIE WOWIE WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK!
Randy has the upper hand out of commercial
Wyatt comes alive, hits Orton with a DDT
Wyatt tries SA, Randy counters with neck breaker
Wyatt goes for another, Orton counters with eye poke, draping ddt
Then half lights go down, Orton hits RKO and the rest of them go down as he covers
When red lights come up, he’s pinned The Fiend, who gets up, gives him the claw
***
