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🕑 Added 2021-01-16 03:34:09 +0000 UTCSteve notes SD 1/15/21
Roman is looking at the contract , disconcertingly. Paul at first tries to explain that it’s a standard contract, but sensing Roman doesn’t like it, Paul says he’ll take it back cuz it needs a stipulation.
Jey Uso comes out, says welcome to the BLOODLINE SHOW, drops a promo on Pearce, then says he’s gonna win the Rumble and beat Drew or whomever has the title on Raw. Before that, tho, he has business with Shinsuke. Praised his performance in the gauntlet. Jey is so sweaty and comes off as desperate and rambling.
Shinsuke: If your cousin is the big dog, that makes you his little puppy lol then kicks Jey.
Shinsuke vs. Jey Uso
SHINSUKE GOT HIS OLD MUSIC BACK
Cesaro interrupts mid-match as Shinsuke has control over Jey COMMERCIAL CLIFFHANGER
Cesaro on commentary says he’s in the Rumble as Jey takes back over in-ring
Shin comes back with a kick, sliding snapdragon for 2
Shin loads up a kinshasa, eats a superkick, gets knees up for Jey’s splash, posts his own shoulder, Jey goes for a cheating pin, argues with ref, Shin rolls him back and hits Kinshasa for 3
***
After the match, Cesaro raises Nakamura’s hand, hugs him, celebrates
Sonya and Pearce chat, Heyman brings over the contract- puts over how big the opportunity is, not only is this a match for the Universal Title, it’s a no-DQ match. Pearce says this doesn’t benefit me, it only sees me getting injured. He signs it.
Jey is pissed backstage at Lil Naitch, threatens his job.
Street Profits Interview- We are many things, but we are not scared. We were champs 312 days, when the sequel happens we’re gonna (I think there was a blumhouse reference?) we want smoke.
Reigns is giving Crews a pep talk!!! Paul brings the contract back, Apollo motions to leave, Roman says stay, you can learn from this. Paul says Pearce signed it, no DQ. Roman said he never wanted that. He wants a last man standing match. Have him sign it. Paul says he won’t. Roman says he considers it handled.
Liv Morgan vs. Natalya
Billie Kay as what she think of a punk rocker comes with them. It’s great.
Natalya dominates much of it
Billie strays into Tamina’s personal space to yell at the ref, Tamina runs her off, Billie runs through the ring right as Liv is about to hit her finish for the win, which lets Natalya get the rollup for the win
**
Rey Mysterio vs. Baron Corbin
For some reason Rey is wearing diapers over his tights
For some reason Graves gives Dom the business on commentary for being a hanger-on to his Dad
Corbin hits Deep Six for 2
Rey gets all distracted when Corbin slugs stupid Dom, which allows Corbin to hit EOD on Rey for 3
**
This feud should be on Dark
Backstage, Pearce asks Heyman if he’s signed the contract yet. Heyman tries to frame it like it makes Pearce look good to management, he reveals Roman wants Last Man Standing. Pearce says it’s ridiculous. Heyman says look it over, you can express your concerns to Roman in the ring TONIGHT.
Rey and Dom talk backstage about stuff, Rey says you wanna fight Corbin? I know who we can talk to.
DING DONG HELLO! Show
Bayley has some ridiculous glasses on.
Bianca comes down, Bayley makes her ring the doorbell. Bianca sits in Bayley’s seat. Bayley rolls footage of a “sneak preview” of the Rumble, and it’s Bayley putting Bianca in a submission.
She says nevermind, why do you call yourself the EST?
She tries to explain it’s for her accomplishments, Bayley calls her out and says it’s disrespectful to others, Bianca says she’s just being unapologetically herself. Bayley challenges her to an obstacle course.
Bryan/Otis/Gable train with hip thrusts, then INTERVIEW- Bryan says if training in the Alpha Academy makes him even a small bit better, he’ll be happy. He has respect for Shinsuke, he’s a royal rumble winner, he’s sure Shin feels the same. Cesaro interrupts, says Shin only shook his hand cuz he felt sorry for him, mocks the alpha training. Bryan challenges him to a match.
Daniel Bryan vs. Cesaro
This is so great, bryan comes off the top for a fun splash on Cesaro, then hits head kicks on Cesaro, til he ducks and Bryan hits the ring post COMMERCIA CLIFFHANGER
Back from commercial, Bryan gets CEsaro in Yes Lock, Cesaro powers out, hits SWING
Another Yes lock, CEsaro gets hit foot on rope for break
Cesaro muscles a crazy vertical suplex off ropes, gets 2
CEsaro goes for neutralizer, bryan gets out, hits yes kick, goes for running knee, eats a european uppercut, hits neutralizer for win
***½
Carmella interview
Says Sasha is hiding form her, Sasha rushes her, pushes her down- Sasha says Carmella can have a title match, as long as she can have the sommelier in a match first. Carmella agrees.
Apollo vs. Sami Zayn, Big E on a couch at ringside
They have the sideline camera here on smackdown it’s so weird
Sami gets a handful of tights for a rollup, ref catches him, then hits exploder on Apollo
Apollo then wins with a handful of tights!
After the match, Apollo grabs the title off E’s couch, throws it back at him, they jaw jack
***
Contract Signing
Pearce sits down at the table, but he’s on the wrong side. Jey ushers him up, he sits on the other side. Roman is at the head. Pearce signs. Hands it over. Roman signs. Tells Pearce, this is the last contract you’ll ever sign. PEarce: I’ve waited all night for you to do that. He starts to leave. ROman is confused. He starts limping. Says my knee is bugging me all day long. One of those injuries that creeps up on you at the worst possible time. Don’t worry, as you all know, standard wwe contracts say the same thing, Card subject to change. And as a WWE official, I can find a suitable replacement. And in fact, a suitable replacement is just what I have in mind. KEVIN OWENS.
