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Steve Notes Raw 11/02/20
🕑 Added 2020-11-03 04:13:59 +0000 UTCSteve Notes Raw 11/02/20
Orton Promo:
I am the best. Better than all of the rest. I’m simply the best.
He calls out the locker room. Alexa Bliss comes out.
He asks where he is, she raiser her hands to her chin and her gloves say PLAY PAIN, then she lowers PLAY. She says HE COULD BE NEAR. Fiend music happens, but when the lights go back to normal, Randy gets C-Mored. Drew picks up the title. I dare you to give me my rematch. Until then I;m gonna make your life a living hell.
MIz tries to cash in, but Drew attacks. He throws Miz out, then Morrison.
Miz Interview
Drew can’t hack the fact that he lost
MOrrison: We are challenging Drew to a handicap match tonight
Elias promo: Universal truth went to number one
Someone asked: HOw do you feel about this guitar on a pole match? Are you crazy? I have a song.
Jeff Hardy interrupts
Elias vs. Jeff Hardy Guitar On A Pole Match
Elias throws a stool at Jeff Hardy
Hardy gets the guitar, hits Elias from the top with it, gets 3
**
Dana Brooke/Mandy Rose vs. Shayna Baszler/NIa Jax
Lana comes out to keep an eye on stuff
Dana Brooke takes control, but Lana’s distraction allows Shayna to lock into the Kirafuna Clutch for the tap out win. Shockingly, Lana doesn’t get put through a table.
**
Randy Orton Interview
Drew will get an RKO
R-Truth vs. Bobby Lashley
Truth has an interview, he talks about Bobby Boucher
Truth doesn’t wanna get hurt, so he lays down, Bobby says no I wanna put you in HURT LOCK!
Truth swerves, kicks Lashley when he tries to pick him up, but Lashley muscles him into the HL anyway, wins, then puts it back on
*
Gulak runs down, tries to pin Truth, he gets the Hurt Lock, then Lashley puts him on Truth for Drew to get the win and the 24/7 title
Lashley comes back, nothing.
Nia interview: She’s mad about Lana. Tonight she’s gonna end her chances at being on Team Raw, er no- end her career
AJ Styles Promo
This friday we learned SD isn’t messing around at Series
BUt we have the advantage
Raw lacks a leader who can mold a team- CAPTAIN STYLES REPORTING FOR DUTY
He brings out Sheamus and Keith Lee
Keith Lee says we never agreed you’re captain, and your bodyguard doesn’t intimidate me
Sheamus says he agrees
BRAUN comes out- Keith says you need to qualify
SCRAP IRON COMES TO THE STAGE
Braun talks about his accomplishments, Keith cuts him off, says you didn’t beat me clean
Sheamus interrupts Keith, Sheamus says if anyone is gonna beat him up, it’s me
AJ says hey Adam, it’ll be Sheamus, Braun, Keith if Braun wins, he qualifies
Braun vs. Sheamus vs. Keith Lee
Keith Lee flips over the top rope and is lucky he didn’t land on his head
On the outside, Sheamus has a chokehold on Lee, Braun runs in and splashes them both through the barricade COMMERCIAL CLIFFHANGER!
AJ made me laugh by saying “Guys I don’t think I thought this through”
Big Tower of Doom spot
Huge Keith Lee Splash gets 2
Keith has a MONSTER clothesline, but eats a BROGUE KICK, then Braun power slams Sheamus for the win
Insanely fun match
***⅔
After the match, AJ has them shake hands, Sheamus hugs Braun, then Brogue Kicks him, then Keith Lee takes out Sheamus, then AJ takes out Keith Lee
Angel Garza promo talks about having sex with him and offers up a rose I don’t know who though because Gypsy was barking at me for literally no reason then HUSKUS
Drew McIntyre interview
Randy has a guardian angel watching out for him: ME. So the Fiend can BACK OFF so I get Survivor Series against Roman Reigns
As for Miz and Morrison: CLAYMORES FOR ALL!
Firefly Funhouse
Alexa and Bray dedicate the episode to the three letters RKO
Wow, Abby says Orton can go fuck himself
Alexa says she owes ten cents to the swear jar, Abby says she can go fuck herself too!
Bray says that Randy was a bad bad man- but thats in the past, but with the ashes of his old house, he made Firefly Funhouse, a place where the fun never ends
He gets serious: HE NEVER FORGETS
Alexa: Before we go, I wanna show everyone a trick: bray puts his HEAL hand on her head, she has her weird eyes and blood goo comes out of her mouth. BRAY SAYS OH SHIT
NIa Jax vs. Lana
Shayna starts by clearing the table
Lacey Evans and Peyton Royce with the most unfortunate PIP promo ever.
NIa starts out throwing Lana around pretty violently
Lana tries to come back with some kicks, but she’s run over by Nia, who goes for 3 but pulls her up at 2
Nia tries to get Lana to quit, but she won’t
Samoan Drop gets 3
**¼
Shayna comes in, throws Lana out, goes through table
Hurt Business run into Truth backstage, Truth turns around, they had signed his bottle
Hurt Business VIP Lounge
Survivor Series is all about proving you’re the best of the best
Ced: Sami Zayn is gonna find out that Lashley is the best of the best
Lashley: YOu think you’re better than me because you represent so many countries, I only represent one, something something, put your ass to sleep
MVP: We took care of the retribution problem, we get to collect our payment by taking the New Day tag titles
New Day interrupt hurt Business
Woods: Bob, I’m a big fan! I’m so big of a fan, I used to get in trouble for staying up too late to watch you matches when I was in the 6th grade
Kofi says he’s won more championships than all of them combined- even the one title Bob Lshley couldn’t get his hands on the WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
MVP: didn’t you lose that to brock in 8 seconds? I’m willing to bet Lashley could do it even less time
Kofi: Its funny how you use 8 seconds, because according to Lana, thats’s all the time you could last for
MVP: You put smiles on faces, we put pain on faces- when you talk footwork, you dance for the sake of comedy, we’re stomping teeth out for combat, you do NOT want to dance with us- I happen to know Ced and Shelton look forward to two-step all over your faces as they take your tag titles
Woods: We are a global conglomerate, and all people think of with the HB, they think of a failed internet startup NEW DAY ROCKS
New Day vs. Hurt Business
This is ridiculously fun
MVP putting over Ced, a young lion, learning from Shelton
Xavier gets kicked off the apron by a vicious Shelton knee
Xavier gets killed by a kick to the jaw
Kofi drops an MVP-esque leg drop on Cedric
Shelton takes out Kofi, Cedric hits Neuralizer Shelton hits Pay Dirt for the win on Xavier
***⅔
Nikki finds Alexa backstage, but Alexa doesn’t turn around
Alexa doesn’t answer her, til Nikki pushes her and freaks out cuz Alexa is in her Fiend mode
Oh wow Ricochet vs. Tucker
Oh lord, is Ricochet gonna lose to Tucker, who’s now dressed like a complete and total jobber
Ali comes out- he stands on the announce desk
RIcochet wins in two minutes via Recoil
Retribution take out Tucker, then go after Ricochet, laying him out
Drew is trucking along, sees Sheamus
Sheamus and him have some bants, Sheamus recruits him to Team Raw, Sheamus says my mind is on Orton and the WWE TItle
Drew McIntyre vs. Miz/Morrison
Drew easily handles them
COMMERCIAL CLIFFHANGER
Drew Alabama Slams Morrison onto Miz
After the commercial, Miz and Morrison take over
Drew takes back over, gives MOrrison some CLUBBING SHEAMUS BLOWS
Morrison crotches Drew, Drew in tree of woe, Drew grabs Morrison and german suplexes him
Miz tags in, gets destroyed by Drew
Drew hits spinebuster, goes for pin, Morrison flips onto Drew to break it up
Miz hits skull crushing finale, Drew kicks out
Drew hits FutureShock
Morrison pulls Miz out, but Drew planchas onto them
Claymore gets 3
Fun match
***
After the match, RKO! Randy holds up the title, then we hear the FIEND
