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Steve Notes Smackdown 11/13/20
🕑 Added 2020-11-14 03:31:51 +0000 UTCROman and Paul come out
Roman asks why Paul calls this the Island of Relevancy
Paul says everyone surrounding Roman is relevant
Before, Jey was the twin where you didn’t know which was which, now he’s in the main event, and he’s gonna lead team SD into prominence. And I’m gonna beat the WWE Secondary Champion into submission- when you think of Randy, and I don’t, I think of the phrase- you can respect a man’s accomplishments, and not the man himself.
DREW INTERRUPTS
Drew: I was just passing through and I thought I’d stop by, I heard you talking about Randy- you’re not gonna be facing Randy, because this Monday I’m gonna win that and at Series, it’s gonna be you and me. When’s the last time we saw each other- oh yah, I was eliminating you from the Rumble. Remember what happened, Paul I made your client my BITCH at Mania, while Roman left the fans high and dry- and somebody had to step up, and that was me. I AM THE MAN NOW, and I’ll prove it at Series.
Roman: I like you, Drew, and respect you. But I’m back now. And ever since I Came back, nobody knows who you are. I don’t watch Raw. It’s all good, nobody does. They’re all watching SD cuz they’re all watching me. And now that you’ve failed your audition, tell us, who is Drew McIntyre?
Drew: I’m the guy who’s gonna beat Orton for the WWE Title, I’m the guy whos gonna head into Series champion, and I’m the guy who’s gonna show you who the secondary champion REALLY is. Jey comes running down, I got this UCE Drew MCintyre- WE RUN THIS SHOW, I KNOW HE DIDN’T INVITE YOU, WHAT YOU DOING HERE UCE? He goes on acting a fool, Drew shoves him to the ground.
Given that Drew showed up tonight, he is TOTALLY fighting Roman at Series
ROman berates Jey- WE? OUR? THIS IS MINE! I CALL THE SHOTS! I MAKE THE MATCHES AROUND HERE! Jey says he’ll go handle it.
Sami Zayn vs. Apollo Crews
Sami promo: I just found out ONE HOUR ago that I would be facing Apollo Crews for the IC title, that is SABOTAGE BY WWE! I had to jump through so many hoops to get recognized for a title I never lost!
Apollo interrupts, match happens
Sami gets Apollo wrapped up in the apron ropes, wins
**
Pearce says I can’t officially sanction this match, but do you want it? Drew says Have you ever met me? Interacted with me? What’s the answer? YES
Rey interview about THNAK FUCKING GOD THE FINAL CHAPTER
This is about more than my eye, this is about my FAMILY, he did all this, not knowing how strong our bond is. Everything he’s done will culminate in one final match.
Sasha Banks
Sasha cuts a promo on the locker room, they’re on notice- including Carmela, who DROPS her with an X-FACTOR as a result of Bayley coming out and distracting her
Otis backstage, Otis is eating three plates at catering. Dolph and Roode make fun of him, he gets mad and dumps the table over
Otis vs. Dolph Ziggler
Roode keeps trying to distract, but the closest Dolph gets is a Zig Zag for 2, Otis hits a Vader Bomb for the win
*3/4
Otis is backstage, and Gable comes over, says you could be doing that EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. You need a mentor, someone to help you unlock your inner ALPHA. Gives him some literature about ALPHA ACADEMY. Otis is into it.
Seth Rollins vs. Rey Mysterio
NO HOLDS BARRED
Mysterio gives ROllins tornado DDT
On the outside, Rey shoots Seth into barricade, Seth suplexes Rey on the table
Rollins sets up a chair in the corner of the ring
Every time Rey gets an upper hand Seth counters
Rey comes alive as Seth taunts his familia, hits a sliding splash onto the steel stairs on Seth
They set up a table in the ring, Seth slides it into reys face
Hahaha Seth power bombs the shit out of Rey through the table from the second rope, kick out at 2
Chair spot, Murphy gets in, gives Seth the chair
MURPHY DROPS SETH WITH V TRIGGER
HAHAHAAHAH REY BOTCHES A 619! Recovers nicely hits another and the splash for the win
****
Murphy lurks on the apron
Alayah tries to go to him, Rey stops her. Goes to Murphy. Rey gives Murphy his approval to make babies on Alayah. As does Dom and Abuela
Natalya comes to Pearce, she wants to be named to the team not have to win a match he says no CHELSEA GREEN is there!!
Seth yells at Pearce about Murphy- I demand you give me the opportunity to destroy him
Tamina vs Liv vs Natalya
Oops nope it’s now a FATAL FOURWAY
vs Chelsea Green
They all go after Tamina and get beat on, Liv picks her apart, Chelsea and Nattie put her through a barricade
Nattie goes for sharp on liv, she counters, gets out of a headlock
Liv hits face buster on tamina gets 3
**
Drew interview
He’s happy and smiling and on Smackdown
He’s gonna beat people up
Big E is making money off a guy jumping rope. Profits roll up, they have some flavortown fixings for Big e- three plates but the food is all shaped like an L
Haha big e said yer only gonna be diet new day dollar store new day knock off new day great value new day
He laughs his way off screen
Drew vs Jey
Zelina Vega went live during this match, so I was listening to her while I watched this- Jey kicked ropes into Drew’s dick, then superkicked him out of the ring as we go to COMMERCIAL CLIFFHANGER
Drew hits big sitout powerbomb
Drew hits superkick, goes up top, Drew meets him there, dumps drew on the top, tree of woe, he does the sit up from tree of woe throw a guy thing, on the outside, Drew has control, when
ROMAN REIGNS comes down, Jey drives Drew into the ringpost, steel steps, Jey says I can BEAT HIM! ROman says I don’t care if you beat him, make him understand. Jey gets in, starts ground and pound, he gets up, turns around, EATS CLAYMORE, Drew wins
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