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Steve Notes Raw 9/14/2020
🕑 Added 2020-09-15 03:07:51 +0000 UTC
Dolph on commentary
Drew comes out, challenges Randy to an Ambulance match.
HE talks about accidentally creating the Claymore cuz he didn’t want his dick and balls to fall out of his leather pants when he was in 3MB.
He does a silly photoshop.
Scrap Iron comes out- says we don’t know what’s gonna happen with Randy, he’s not here tonight, he may not be there at Clash. If Lee wins tonight, he’ll get a shot at Clash.
Keith Lee comes out, shakes Drew’s hand, doesn’t let go.
Wendy’s has a pretzel bun pub burger.
Street Profits vs. Cesaro/Nakamura
Montez flips out of the ring, CN catch him and slam his back on the barrier
Nakamura hits the german suplex slide out of the ring thing on Dawkins, Dawkins responds with a spinebuster- Nakamura gets the knees up on a frogsplash attempt, gets 2
Cesaro HUGE popup uppercut- Nakamura takes himself out on the steps
Cesaro suplex from second rope, Dawkins tags in before, hits Cesaro with a splash for 3
***
Mickie James package
Lana talking to Angel- no more Demi?
She’s mad Nattie didn’t get a shot and Mickie did. Garza is hitting on Lana when Zelina interrupts. Garza defends himself- Andrade steps up, they yell at each other in spanish, zelina says I can’t do this anymore and walks off- they fight
Aw they used smiling Dom picture for the steel cage promo- shot of Mysterio fam
Hurt Business and Cedric Alexander come out
MVP says BUSINESS IS BOOMING- Lashley is the US Champ, Shelton is now a platinum member, and Cedric has filled out his 1099 and he’s an employee of HB
Cedric says his social media has been blowing up, people asking him why- no one knows what it’s like being beat up by HB- he was going nowhere with Apollo and Rico-
They interrupt- we treated you like a brother and you sold us out- you’re too weak minded- you allowed yourself to be manipulated by MVP, we’ve always had your back CED SAYS WRONG! HOw many times did I catch a beating for you when you WERE US Champion- Shelton starts talking, Rico interrupts, says mind your business- we were supposed to be brothers, we didn’t beg you to come back, we came here to tell you, we’re coming for you.
Cedric vs. Ricochet- brawl breaks out and Erik comes out
Cedric’s in-ring is MUCH more aggressive here.
Rico gets 2 with a bridging german suplex
Ced gets 2 with a michinoku driver, then gets 3 with a Lumbar Check
***
Lights go down, Retribution logo
HAHAHA DIJAK!!
We refuse to suck up to the machine while at the performance center- WE ARE RETRIBUTION
Mickie James interview sounds like she’s a NXIVM coach. It has become clear to me that I’ve always had what it takes to be champion- tonight, could be my very last chance to win, and that fuels me.
HB wants SCRAP IRON to upgrade his security to HURT BUSINESS and it’s GREAT. He says HELP US KEEP YOUR JOB. Scrap Iron thought he was getting them for free, they laugh at him.
Asuka vs. Mickie Jame
OH MAN Asuka just murdered Mickie with a knee to the face
Mickie catches Asuka with a kick, Asuka rolls out
MIckie takes control with head kick off a missed hip attack,, gets 2, ASuka counters for 2, MIckie gets Asuka in single leg crab, Asuka gets out, Asuka gets to the ropes
Asuka had MIckie, MIckie went backwards, Ref called the bell, said Mickie could no longer continue- everyone is confused?? What the fuck was that???
***
Zelina comes out like immediately, says she’s wasted years of her career managing those two ingrates- just like Asuka- she’s an ingrate, she was handed the title and you’ve been reckless, defending it against everyone and their mother. She’s too busy with everyone from yesterday, and forgot about the best from TODAY. Zelina says she’s ready for THAT.
Keith Lee interview
Erik vs. Lashley
MVP on commentary
Lashley hits Dominator- Erik kicks out
Lashley taps out Erik
**½
Kevin Owens interview- why did Aleister Black make this personal? Maybe it was something I said- maybe Hot Topic wouldn’t honor his coupon- maybe no one picked a fight with him. HOW will I inflict enough pain on him to feel like we’re done. HOw can I make him remember every day what happens when you pick a fight with me? He walks away, Black walks into frame awkwardly.
BRAUN IS AT RAW UNDERGROUND
Braun is pissed, and he wants to hurt someone- but man he sure talks a lot.
Shane is so happy.
Byron is like, Braun is a smackdown guy! MVP: Why don’t you tell Braun he can’t be here??
Seth and Murphy in the dressing room- Seth is very nice to Murphy- tonight is an opportunity, cuz I’m locked inside a cage with Dom, asks Murphy if he’s ready- then he slaps him- says his role is to stay backstage so he doesn’t have to deal with his stupid mistakes again.
R-Truth and Liv in a really weird Kit Kat commercial
Mandy Rose to Raw
Seth Rollins vs. Dominik
Dom interview- I’m kinda over Dom. Let Rey go to AEW so we can be done with this.
Murphy gives Seth a kendo stick as Dom tries to climb, Seth gets him down.
Dom counters a buckle bomb attempt and gets a stick from dad, power bomb gets 2 for Dom
Dom gets the door open, he starts to crawl out with Rey’s help, Murphy sends him into the barricade and Murphy slams the door on seth on accident. Murphy keeps Dom from leaving, but then punched to the floor- hits splash on Seth, 2.
Seth pulls Dom back off cage with superplex/falcon arrow combo. Seth gloats to the family, Dom tries for a rollup, eats a stomp instead, then a second stomp, gets 3.
***¾
Seth seems to forgive Murphy, then beats him up- throws the cage door in his face- how does it feel?? It sucks cuz you did it to me!
Seth goes to abuela and says helluva job you did, hope she turns out better. Rey’s daughter rubs Murphy’s arm on the way up the steps. Maybe they fux
Dolph left commentary to go to Raw Underground lol!!
Riddick wants Dolph now. They fight, Braun breaks it up, throttles Riddick with an urunagi, then Dolph with a dominator.
Drew interview, he talks a lot and Keith Lee interrupts- it’d be helpful if you didn’t try to drag my name and rep- Drew says don’t be spinning your words- what it sounds like to Keith, if he hadn’t interfered, he would have lost. He beat him at payback. Keith will beat him twice- tonight and at Clash- they fight backstage
Titus with a head of steam heads into Raw Underground.
Braun is ripping people apart, iddick is back, gets kicked into oblivion. Titus takes down Braun, but gets put to sleep quickly. Shane pulls him off cuz Braun is punching sleeping Titus.
Kevin Owens vs. Aleister Black
Aleister finally wears the black tights from that one Florida house show.
Aleister Black goes after Owens’ leg, gets a knee bar but Owens gets to the ropes. Owens desperation superkick. Retribution lights flicker, Owens gets a stunner, kinda protected for Black, but stupid. MVP being pissed about the lights flicker is on brand and great.
**
Lee and Drew continue backstage, SCRAP IRON breaks it up, Lee stalks off.
Riott Squad vs. Lana/Nattie
NIa and Shayna on commentary- Byron gets checked by Nia for staring at her.
RS promo- they have teamwork on their side.
Liv and Ruby win
**
OUCH Nia hits a Samoan Drop on Lana through the table
Hahah Riddick Moss wants more from Braun, Dolph joins in, Braun easily takes them both out
DABBA KATO!
Shane says NO, wait til next week!
Drew vs. Keith Lee
Power match between two huge dudes.
Lee hits superplex, gets 2
Double funsplash, both men down
Retribution attack
Finally, Hurt BUsiness come down
HAHAH Drew and Lee come flying out with stereo planchas, the crowd would have gone crazy on that
