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Steve Notes SD 10092020
🕑 Added 2020-10-10 02:37:40 +0000 UTCSteve Notes SD 10092020
Stephanie McMahon comes out, welcoming thunderdome to 2020 draft
1st pick of the first round- Raw selects Drew WOW BIG FUCKING SURPRISE
LET ME FUCKING GUESS- yup, Roman goes to Smackdown
Raw takes Asuka
Smackdown oh wow takes Seth Rollins FINALLY THE REY THING IS DONE WITH
Raw selects Hurt Business :(
Big E vs. Sheamus Falls Count Anywhere (my guess, the fall will be on a car windshield)
Big E goes for a REALLY foolish suicide dive on sheamus, who’s on the apron I really wish he’d stop that
BIg E looks under the ring, finds some prop booty-o’s then a kendo stick
Sheamus wraps Big in the ropes, gets Kendo stick, goes to town
Big E duct tapes Sheamus’ ankles together
OUCH Sheamus opens up so easily
They battle through the backstage area, Sheamus finds a lot of eggs and flour and tries to make Big E Pancakes
Big E grabs a broom, then single use garbage, which he uses multiple times, they get to the parking garage
Sheamus uses a tire iron! They’re on the hood of a car, Sheamus hits white noise on the windshield, he covers on the hood, Big E kicks out at 2
Sheamus puts Big E in a trunk, tries to break his arm with the trunk door, Big E gets out, Sheamus Brogue kicks the trunk door off, he goes for a BK, but Big E catches him, power bombs him on car OH FUCK BIG ENDING THROUGH TABLE OFF CAR BIG E gets 3
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Big E Interview
Kayla says this took a big toll, interrupted by THE NEW DAY!
THey say something is missing, the tag team titles are missing, they do NEW DAY ROCKS! Big E looks completely spent
Jey Uso promo
What’s it gonna be big dog? Whats the stipulation?
Roman doesn’t come out, Uso says he gets it, on your own terms- he starts doing the Uso Penn thing, Heyman interrupts on the tron, says stop embarrassing yourself and fam- Roman will let you know when he wants to. He says, for those who are wondering here’s what happens when you step in the ring, (he whispers that last part, like Roman is napping in the other room)
Quick video package, then business casual roman at a nice desk-
ROman: When i was a kid, your uncle said, if you want to get into this business, believe nothing of what you hear and only have of what you see. What you just saw- you can believe that. I ried to help you, I tried to make your life better, all you had to do was acknowledge me as your TC. So now, inside HIAC, there will be an I Quit match- it didn’t have to be like this. It didn’t have to be like this- I just wanted to help you, I love you. But after you say I quit, there will be consequences.
Stephanie McMahon showing SCRAP IRON the latest round draft card
Draft Round 2:
Raw gets AJ Styles
Smackdown keeps Sasha
Raw gets Naomi
Smackdown gets Bianca
Raw keeps(?) Nia/Shayna
AJ Mat Chat: I should be offended, I should be #1 Pick- I’m relieved, a person of my skill should not be surrounded by cheaters by Jeff and Sami- I’m going to Raw, my future looks phenomenal
MIz/Morrison vs. Jeff Hardy/Matt Riddle
Riddle wins with Bro Derek
LARS SULLIVAN IS ON SMACKDOWN!!!!!
Ricochet stays on Raw
Jey Uso stays on Smackdown
Mandy Rose stays on Raw
Rey & Dom go to Smackdown
Miz/Morrison to go Raw
Sasha Banks vs. Bayley
Sasha starts out strong, huge knee sends Bayley running
Bayley tries to leave for the countout, Sasha throws her back in
Sasha gets a Banks Statement early
Sasha does a few pins into BS spots
Well shit, Bayley gets herself DQ’d using a chair blah
Bayley gets back in with the chair, Sasha evades, sends Bayley’s face into the chair
Sasha lays into Bayley with the chair
Backstage, Alexa comes up to KO, says LET HIM IN
New Day vs. Cesaro/Nakamura
Goddamn I’ve missed Woods/Kofi
Really good shit, Kofi bounces off the rope from his midsection to DDT Cesaro on floor
Cesaro goes for swing/Kinshasa combo, Woods prevents, Kofi hits TIP on Cesaro, but SHin hits kick, TIP to Shin, Woods hits elbow drop, NEW CHAMPS!!!
***½
Big E comes out to celebrate, 100% he’s going to Raw now
Stephanie comes out
Raw takes the new SD champions New Day…?
Smackdown gets Big E
Raw gets Dana Brooke (wasn’t she in a tag team)
Smackdown keeps Otis
Raw keeps Angel Garza
THEY BETTER LET XAVIER OR KOFI HANG OUT WITH BIG E ON RAW CUZ THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT GODDAMMIT
Otis and Tuckey are backstage, talk about the draft, and they practice some legal jargon- the Miz’s lawyer filed a continuance, Otis is mad, he got some new aggressive looking pens NO YOU’RE OUT OF ORDER
Sasha promo: You want Hell? Cool, HIAC
The Fiend vs Kevin Owens
Sister Abigail against the table on Owens
Fiend basically spends this whole match killing Owens
Owens hits pop up power bomb on fiend through table
Fiend beats a countout
