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Steve Notes AEW Dynamite 9/2/20
🕑 Added 2020-09-03 02:28:09 +0000 UTC
Before the bell, BF attack Santana Ortiz during entrances, they brawl Chuck makes a chair structure which he is then thrown through
match starts
Trent lands from apron to steel steps
Somehow he takes over like immediately
Chuck is thrown over the barricade
Trent hits dude buster, close to the ropes
Santana/Ortiz wins with a steel coated elbow pad strike/their finish
***
MJF promo on All Out
Lee Johnson interrupts, Mark locked himself in the room- wardlow kicks the door down brings him out
MJF says either you get in the ring or you get in a wood chipper
SCU/PP vs Young Bucks/Jurassic Express
BUcks are acting like dicks, they rip up a dude’s Hangman sign at ringside, throw beer on him
Steroe Risky BUsiness by YB JE
Nick accidentally superkicks JB
MQ hits SSP on JB, luchasaurus breaks up pin,
Matt tags himself in, BTE trigger, Matt pins Marc Quen
Unmotivated camera backstage, Hager sits next to Cassidy- Hager says Jericho wants you in his corner tonight, it’d be smart for you to be there
Tully with FTR- hypes them up, they cut a promo for All out, Dax claims it’s a seven figure payday
Kenny Omega interview
Asked about Hangman- he says Hangman was fooled by FTR, he’s gonna have to live with his mistake. I hope FTR brings their a-game.
FTR bring a cooler out, Dax says we have no problem with you- we look forward to All Out and having a great match- they offer him some CHOC- I can’t turn down CHOC, but I can turn down hanging out with a couple of dickheads- by my count its two vs one- oh I miscounted, mocking Tully’s presence- but do me a favor, keep the old man away from me, I can smell his depends from here
Hangman shows up, looking a mess
Dax says TELL KENNY WHO GOT IN YOUR HEAD, WHO MADE YOU TURN ON YOUR BEST FRIEND! He says Page has never been more than an insecure little boy, Page gets the titles back, but Kenny teleported outside the ring
Jericho vs. Hager
Cassidy comes out, sits down
Jericho has Cassidy shirt on
Jericho wins, beats up Joey after the bell as well
**
They beat on Cassidy, Sonny Kiss comes down to help, Cassidy pours out some bubbly
Sammy vs Matt promo
Sammy is out with his cards, Matt lingers up on top of like, the concourse or something
Team Taz Promo
Lizard Steve’s Dad looks like an action figure
Jake the Snake interrupts Taz Promo
You’re just a couple of squirrels trying to get a nut, but you won’t BUST A NUT in the ring
Eddie Kingston comes down-
What a fucking mess.
WHO THE FUCK ARE THOSE GUYS IN DRESS SHIRTS?
Someone is gonna get hurt here
I feel like Tony Khan left the elite in charge and took the night off.
Dark Order vs. Nightmare Friendos video package
Thunder Rosa vs. Serena Deeb
Rosa doles out some NASTY chops
Deeb works the knee on Rosa
Deeb backstabber- this feels more like a showcase match for Serena Deeb
THings pick up for Rosa
Rosa hits DVD, gets 2
Thunder Driver gets 3
**½
Big Swole Interview
DId she say at the Buy In?
Rebel has a pizza for Tony, Britt attacks from behind, superkick, Lock Jaw- Tooth and Nail match at Britt’s job?
Mox vs. Lawyer
Sterling is dressed ridiculously
Mox headfakes him to the ground
Mox offers him a free shot
Mox slaps the shit out of him
Mox evades as he offers up a free shot at the back, Sterling flies out
Sterling gets a poke in the eye
Outside, Mox throws him under barricade, throws chairs on him
Mox beats him with a shoe
Paradigm Shift, 3
Wardlow attacks
MJF comes down, he’s fine, he beats up Mox, knocks him out with the ring as Wardlow picks him up
Mox is bloody
