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Steve Notes WWE Raw 9/27/21
🕑 Added 2021-09-28 19:00:44 +0000 UTCBobby Lashley vs. Big E
They go at it to start, Lashley has to back up from E in the corner, E SLAPS the shit outta him
HELLUVA fight, two dudes just beating the shit outta each other in and out the ring
Both men barely beat the count after double clothesline
E goes for big Ending, Lashley grabs the rope, gets to the apron, he spears Lashley, right at the feet of SHELTON AND CEDRIC, this disracts E, he gets hit by a spear, New Day rush down and fight the re-Hurt BUsiness and we have a DQ.
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The brawl continues, it’s broken up by officials, Pearce gets pissed, says its not ending like this, says you will compete again tonight, INSIDE A STEEL CAGE.
Erik vs Garza
Humbertos Garza promo: we are good looking
Dayum, Garza wins clean with the wing clipper after he catches Erik sleepin
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Reggie vs Ricochet
Ricochet hits a tope to the outside, the 24/7 div comes in, kicks Reggie, DQ, Ricochet keeps them off as Reggie escapes, Drake calls out for Tozawa on the walkie talkie, Reggie gets away
Riddle Interview
He doesn’t know where Randy is, he figures he’s at home watching, he starts jamming out on his earphones, Omos and AJ roll up to him, they stare.
Tozawa wants a match tonight, he doesn’t care who it is.
Tozawa vs Bearcat Lee
Lee has basketball shorts and singlet top
Lee mauls Tozawa, big powerslam for the win
Priest vs. Sheamus
Priest short promo beforehand, no countout, no DQ, he pins Sheamus in front of the world
Sheamus has one, too. This kinda match is up his alley.
DAMN Sheamus puts Priest through a table with White Noise
Total brutality, kendo sticks, tables, chairs, this REALLY shoulda been at extreme rules but whatever
Priest goes fro Reckoning, Sheamus counters, tries to send him into the table, Priest counters into the table, hits Reckoning for 3
****
Ali and Mansoor backstage, they bicker over Mansoor getting Jeff Hardy on their team cuz he wants Hardy to help them be a team, Ali is like, YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD SAY TO HIM? Hardy shows up, says WHAT? Ali shuts up, Hardy is like, can’t wait to fight these big bastards!
Veer/Shanky/Jinder vs. Hardy/Ali/Mansoor
Veer hits a huge lariat on Ali for the win
**
LOL KROSS Promo
I’ve never felt more alive than now. Because I’ve only begun to taste the vindication of erasing souls. Some of your fav superstars have limped out with torn ligaments. No one knows where they will end up after this, but I know, and if you wanna know, find out on WWE’s Main Event, exclusively on Hulu!
Kross vs. Jaxson Ryker
Kross taps that sad sack in like 2 minutes
DUD
Doudrop walks into the office of Sonya/Pearce, she wants a title match, Sonya says she deserves it more than Naomi, but yeah, Char won’t see her coming.
Riddle vs. AJ Styles
This is stellar stuff. Riddle Ortons-out, AJ catches the RKO attempt, hits NASTY burning hammer, then Styles Clash for 3
****
After the match, Omos chokeslams Riddle
Shayna interview, she no sells the question, what was going through your mind when you hurt NIa Jax?
Charlotte Flair vs Doudrop
Eva Marie comes out and distracts Dd, who eats a Nat sel for 3
After the match Char lays out Eva Marie
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Goldberg with a weird fucking painting of a child on his arm
He talks shit about Bobby being a liar, he claims he would try to protect his son but like, he brought him to Summerslam. He says he’s gonna hurt Bobby really bad, if he’s lucky, he’ll kill him. He’s gonna enjoy every single second of it.
Eva is still in the ring, she says if she had the opp DD just had, she’d be champ. I’m tired of being taken advantage of and the disrespect from all of you. I can eat any of the women in that locker room. Shayna comes out. Shayna grabs her, CHOKES THE SHIT OUTTA HER. Eva sleeps. Shayna brings her to the apron, kicks her arm off. Shayna brings her to the steps, stomps the elbow goddamn crowd chants one more time.
Nikki and Rhea Interview
How have you found success?
Rhea says opposites attract. They’re not worried about the draft, they can go where they want. Nikki wants matching outfits.
Big E vs Lashley
Lashley won’t even let E get in the cage, beats his ass on the outside
E gets in the cage, bell rings, E takes it to Lashley, who clothesline’s him back down
E goes for big ending from the top, but Lashley counters with dragon sleeper, then climbs
E climbs, clubs him off, he climbs, hurt business climb, punch him down, Lashley tries to get out the door, new day prevent it, brawl with HB, Kofi hits trust fall on HB
E goes for big splash, Lashley counters with spear, E kicks out
Lashley lays out E, starts walking out, E grabs at him, again, E counters Lashley lariat with BIG ENDING for 2!!
Lashley hits spine buster
Lashley climbs, E hits a bunch of elbows tk the midsection, then hits Big Ending from the second rope for 3!!
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After the match, Drew McIntyre shows up they stare at each other
