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Steve Notes RAW 9/6/21
🕑 Added 2021-09-07 18:51:31 +0000 UTCNew Day (Woods with a bay bay shoutout), War Raiders, Ali and Mansoor, Lucha House Party, T-Bar & Mace, Jinder & Veer, AJ & Omos all cut quick promos to the camera in advance of TAG TEAM TURMOIL
RKBRO open the show
Orton: Last week the WWE Champ & MVP tried to take these titles off us and they failed miserably and I know why, its simple, Bob Lashley is nothing more than a greedy sob. Tonight, Riddle and I are gonna look at the other seven tag teams left on Raw and we’ll see which team deserves to be next in line to be beaten by RKBRO.
Riddle gets on the mic, says tonight is gonna be sick, he puts over the other teams, says they should take their gimmicks, he keeps going til Randy legit starts laughing over a joke about munchies and pancakes.
Lashley and MVP interrupt
MVP tells Riddle to shutup, says the WWE universe lose IQ points every second he talks, and instead of worrying about tag team turmoil, he needs to worry about Randy and Lashley
Lashley says face me one on one instead of hitting me from behind, so I can put you in the hurt lock
Orton says the challenge sounds interesting, it was a couple weeks ago when I saw you dominating that it’s been 10-15 years since we’ve gone one on one, and it got me thinking, I’ll accept your challenge on one condition, when we fight, you put that title on the line.
MVP says when Lashley hits you it won’t be out of nowhere, it’ll be for the title at extreme rules- Lashley then says hey hold on, we’re gonna go talk to Sonya and Pearce and get ourselves in this tag team turmoil and get us in this match WOW KOFI COMES OUT IN NASH GEAR
New Day come out, say they’ve beat the odds before, they’ll do it again and become tag team champions
New Day vs. War Raiders
Kofi hits a trust fall into the raiders, they throw him into a charging Woods as we go to commercial
Kofi hits TIP on Hansen, Woods rolls up Rowe for the win
New Day vs Jinder/Veer
New Day come out hot after a LONG match
Jinder gets hit with New Day’s finish for the win
New Day vs. LHP
Lince’s planking pin was funny
LHP has Woods ready for their finish, Kofi trips up Lince while Woods hits a thing on Metalik and rolls up for 3
New Day vs Mace/T-Bar
New Day is already beat to hell here
Woods evades FYE, rolls up T-Bar for the win
Mace & T-Bar wreck Woods & Kofi afterwards
Mansoor and Ali are next, Mansoor wants to get rid of Mace & T-Bar, Ali is trying to keep him back to let them do their thing, Ali goes in to save Mansoor, but he gets taken out by Mace & T-Bar too, on the outside, they wreck them more, against the post and with steel steps, toss Woods back-first into the ring post on the way out
Sonya & Pearce come out, say that match is gonna keep going later in the night to give Ali/Mansoor some time to rest
Drew McIntyre vs. Sheamus
More hard hitting stuff from these two
Drew grabs the mask off Sheamus, loads up a Claymore, Sheamus evades, rolls him up with a handful of trunks
Drew slaps Sheamus with the mask after the match, hits Claymore
Afterwards, Priest is interviewed, he says that was a FIGHT, that’s why I enjoying fighting them, at extreme rules, I’m gonna enjoy fighting him, as will my agents of infamy and he’s gonna hear the words AND STILL…
Nikki ASH and Rhea Ripley interview: Rhea says her and Nikki have a fighting spirit in common, Nikki says we don’t have much in common but we’re getting there. Rhea says if we get gold we’ll have that in common.
Charlotte interview:
Last week Nia didn’t finish splatting me all over the ring, I’m here looking better than ever, she’s not like most women, but I am one of a kind
Rhea/Nikki vs. Tamina/Nattie
Rhea Ripley hits riptide for the win
Moist TV with guest Karrion Kross
Kross says he could be described as a guy who wants to make people’s worst dreams come true.
What is he gonna do next?
He’s gonna make John suffer.
John laughs it off, asks seriously what are you gonna do, go after titles?
Kross says that sounds good, after I eliminate you from existence.
Morrison says look buddy, I’ve been in the ring with the undertaker, kane, DX… you don’t scare me.
Kross says he’s gonna make him fall and pray
Kross vs. Morrison
Morrison hits Kross with the drip stick, Kross boots him, throws him over the corner post inside the ring, Morrison takes a fantastic bump
He rolls Morrison back in, Kross Jacket wins
Nia Jax interview: I did splatter her. Now she wants to bash my head in with the crown? This is painful. All the interviews seem painful tonight.
Nia vs. Charlotte
Shayna gets up on the apron and talks shit about Nia maybe choking
Charlotte leaves after some jawing back and forth with Nia, Shayna gets in her face, Nia pulls her back in
This is kinda great, Charlotte and Nia make this ugly, Charlotte hits a moonsault to the outside, Shayna runs at Charlotte, she evades and Shayna almost punches Nia
Nia gets Char up top, but Shayna gets on the apron to talk shit to char, Nia distracted and Char hits Natural selection for 3
Alexa Bliss on the tron, says now you’re done fighting, time for fun, come to my playground, and bring a fancy robe. What do you say?
Char says I’m not interested in your mind games, and I’m def not coming to the playground
Alexa says Lilly has a lot of energy these days, do you have any idea what its like to be cooped up with an out of control maniac? Of course you do, you’re a flair. We’ll just have to bring the playground to you. Lights go down, back up, Alexa appears behind her.
Char backs up, she says obviously you want something, what is it? Alexa points to the title.
Char says oh you want this? You want a title match? Fine,but this isn’t your playground, it’s mine.
Reggie vs. Tozawa
This is like two minutes, Reggie wins with a sitting flipping senton
Truth runs in, Reggie evades, then poor Cedric and Humberto run in, Gulak, Hardy, Shelton, Ryker, then Drake Maverick shows up behind him. Truth tells Maverick to go back home, before he runs after Reggie
Doudrop says Eva has a history of running from matches, and she capitilized on her being in the ring for once and dropped her. But I’m not finished with her just yet. So I’m challenging her to a rematch, and if you thought that beatdown was brutal, next week it’ll be even worse. She tormented me for months, it’s time to usher in a new era, the doudropalution.
New Day vs. Mansoor
Ali fights heel, short of cheating, Mansoor face, wow, Kofi hits a superplex off Mansoor’s back
Woods has Mansoor up in firemans carry, Woods’ back collapses, ref gets between them, Ali tells Mansoor to finish him, Ali tags himself in, kicks his back, Woods strikes Ali, Kofi comes in, hits a funsplash, Mansoor hits superkick to counter TIP, he goes up top, misses 450, no mansoor there, Kofi hits TIP, Woods hits elbow for 3, this was great
Aj & Omos vs. New Day
Omos STANDS on Woods’ back
Woods gets isolated, destroyed, Kofi tags in, gets chopped to hell out of the ring by Omos
AJ hits Styles Clash on Kofi to win
AJ Styles & Omos vs. Lashley/MVP
Lashley tags in against Omos
Lashley takes up the feat of strength vs. Omos
Crowd cheers Bobby, who kicks at Omos, backs him up, LASHLEY goes for a suplex, Omos counters with a suplex position, but slams him down on his face, then boots him over the top in front of randy, AJ comes running up the commentary table, takes them both out, Riddle yells at AJ, Omos takes him out
AJ goes for a PF on lashley, he evades, hits spear, LASHLEY/MVP win
After the match, Omos hits his finish on Lashley
Then Randy hits Lashley with another RKO
