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Steve Notes HIAC 2021
🕑 Added 2021-06-21 03:08:34 +0000 UTCCool HIAC intro radio going in hell or something
Bayley vs. Sasha Banks
Bayley introduces chairs pretty early, she gets one before Bianca can get one, but whiffs on her first attempt, Bianca then uses her braid, then rams bayley into the corner then dropkicks her into the chair
Bayley takes over using the steel steps and ties bianca’s hair to the ropes, but she plays herself and trips over it running into the steel steps
Bayley gets the upper hand with the hendo stick, hits sunset flip power bomb into the cell
Bayley gets out quad kendo sticks making a bridge like last year, but she goes through them with the spinebuster
Bayley works Bianca with the chair, ties her hair to the chair
Bayley tries to hit a knee to chair, instead, Bianca counters, hits her knee with the chair, takes over, ties her hand to her hair, sends her into the cell wall
Bayley grabs a ladder, rams it in Bianca’s midsection
Bayley whiffs on a senton on the ladder, Bianca hits one, BIANCA HITS KOD ON THE OPEN LADDER COLLAPSING IT
****
Seth Rollins vs Cesaro
Rollins in V Attire attacks Cesaro before the bell, but that doesn’t matter much cuz Cesaro takes over early
Rollins takes over quick
Cesaro stuffs Rollins’ glove in his mouth, then hits RAINMAKER
Cesaro boots the glove out of the ring, powerslams him huge
Rollins gets the upper hand, Cesaro hits him with a discus lariat
Cesaro gets that swing in
Cesaro stomps the shit out of Rollins’ arm, he gets rolled up for three
***3/4
Shayna vs. Alexa
Shayna interview first, says don’t mention Lily again- Alexa has fun playing with dolls, I have fun hurting people. Nia says there’s nothing wrong with a little luck- Reggie tries to kiss her hand, Shayna slaps it away
Alexa laughs off Shayna’s offense
Alexa tries to hypnotize Shayna, Shayna breaks free LOU THESZ PRESS
ALEXA HYNPOTIZES NIA JAX, who then slaps reggie and screams
Shayna tries to take her back, Alexa hits a nail to shayna, twisted bliss for the win
*
Kevin Owens vs. Sami Zayn
Zayn topes onto KO’s shoulder to the outside, works it the rest of the match
Owens hits senton to the floor, eats knees
Zayn hits BTB for 2
KO goes for a stunner, eats a half n half suplex for 2
Owens hits stunner on the floor
Zayn barely beats ten count
They fight it out on the floor
HELLUVA KICK FOR 3
***¾
Charlotte vs. Rhea Ripley
Charlotte sucker attacks Rhea to start, giving Rhea LESSONS
Rhea comes back alive, rainmaker, headbutt, superkick
Rhea hits missile dropkick for 2
Char hits Nat Selection outta nowhere, tries for cheat pin, Rhea kicked out
Char hits the mooonsault recover for 2
Char keeps working Rhea’s leg
Rhea hits superplex for 2
Big chops from Char, eats turnbuckle pad, then RIPTIDE, char gets ropes
They end up on the outside, Char kills Rhea’s knee against the steps, inside, hits spear, figure 4, they roll to the outside, Rhea throws the table hood at Char, GETS DQ’d AND LARSON LOSES HIS SHIT (and predictions)
* (woulda been like 3 ½ but that FINISH)
Lashley vs. McIntyre
Meat slaps meat, then Lashley gets the cane from MVP, hits Drew in the throat
Drew hits AIR RAID CRASH onto the steel steps
Drew throws a bunch of chairs into the ring, sets it up in the corner
REverse alabama slam onto a chair for 2
Lashley rams the steel steps into Drew’s head against the cell wall
MVP traps Drew in the corner with kendo stick
Lashley rams Drew’s head in the chair
Drew comes alive, grabs kendo stick, thumbs Drew’s eye, REF GOES DOWN, FUTURESHOCK, but the ref is down, another ref starts to make his way in, Drew takes a chair to lashley
CLAYMORE, MVP pulls the ref off the apron
MVP IS TRAPPED IN THE CELL, drew rams him into the post, puts him back in, CLAYMORE FOR MVP
Lashley gets hurt lock on as Drew rams them both back through the table
They go back in, Drew has the chair, takes it to lashley’s back
Drew goes for Claymore, Bobby evades, rams Drew into post, sends him off the apron through a table with a chokeslam
Bobby posts, Drew gets two with a backslide, futureshock, goes for claymore, MVP grabs Drew’s leg, Lashley rolls him up for 3
*(woulda been 4 if they had AN ACTUAL FINISH)
