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Wrestlemania Backlash 2021
🕑 Added 2021-05-17 02:48:21 +0000 UTCBatista narrates opening package cuz the zombie movie
Asuka vs. Charlotte vs. Rhea
Charlotte tries to evade Rhea and Asuka
Rhea and Charlotte both shine early, first Charlotte then Rhea, Asuka breaks up a northern lights suplex pin
Asuka takes over, lays in some kicks, sliding knee gets two on charlotte
Charlotte clears the ring
They do a tower of doom spot on Charlotte
Finish saw Charlotte boot Asuka into a Riptide for 3
***
Miz/Morrison talk strategy, Morrison says he’s gonna chat up the lumberjacks
Earlier, Dirty Dawgs take out Dom, then at the trainer’s room, Dom isn’t cleared
Rey vs. Dirty Dawgs
Rey holds his own to start the match, but its not too long before the DD take over, work rey’s leg
DD REALLY fuck Rey up something fierce, assisted fame-asser and Roode throws Rey into a superkick on the floor, he barely beats a ten count, rey comes back with a double ddt, sends roode into the post, DOM WALKS
Ziggler hits Zig Zag on Rey for 2
Rey hits super bulldog on roode, Rey hits the hot tag on Dom
Roode hits a spinebuster on Dom, Dolph and Roode double team him, Dom keeps kicking out
Dom superkicks Dolph, hot tags to Rey
Rey hits 619, Dom goes up, hits frog splash for 3!! NEW TAG CHAMPS!
***½
After the match, HAY KAYLA interviews Rey y Dom,
Rey is very happy
Jimmy comes up to Jey, Roman isnt there, he appeals to his brother to ditch Roman, Roman comes in, Jimmy says just wanted to say good luck
THE LUMBERJACKS ARE ZOMBIES!!!!
Damian Priest vs. The Miz
This is fucking great, they got a fog machine, commentary freaks out
HAHAHA miz and Priest have to fight the zombies together
When they finish, Miz goes for a fake high five and tries to swerve priest, Priest doesn’t bite and takes Miz out
Morrison comes in, distracts Priest, who eats a spinning kick for 2, Morrison takes out a bunch of zombies, but then they pull him down on the other side of the barricade, Priest hits the lights on miz for 3
***
After the match, the zombies devour Miz, Priest hits his arrow for the Army of Dead logo
Jimmy and Jey argue in the hallway- Jimmy says maybe the name on that locker room should say ROMAN REIGNS AND HIS BITCH
Bayley vs Bianca
Bianca comes out strong, Bayley has to chill for a bit, she goes to the outside, baits Bianca, then starts wrecking her on the outside, takes her in to beat the count, at one point, she pins bianca and bianca kicks out so hard bayley flies out of the ring
Bayley slides out and eats shit trying to hit bianca, bianca slams her head on the apron, Bayley tries for some cheat pins, Bayley rakes the eyes, Bayley grabs the hair, hits bayley to belly on Bianca, gets 2, Bayley goes for rose plant, Bianca rolls her up for 3
***
MVP interview
Asked about Braun, MVP says he makes poor decisions, says Braun isn’t smart enough to see the bigger picture, but Drew is and sees it doesn’t look good for him. He’s not concerned about the triple threat, Bobby is the almighty wwe champion.
Braun vs Drew vs Drew
Bobby tries to team with Drew to take out Braun, braun attacks Bobby, eventually Drew DOES oblige
Braun comes off the apron as Drew and Lashley go at it on the outside
Drew claymores braun over the barricade
Drew throws Bobby into the LED screen up top, much electricity
Strowman comes to, destroys Drew on the way back to the room
Dang, Braun sentons ALL of Drew
Braun hits his head on the post, Drew picks him up for like a michinoku driver, braun comes to, throws him out
Braun does the train thing, eats an overhead, Drew goes for claymore, Braun picks him up, puts him through the table
Drew hits a claymore, bobby throws Braun out, Bobby spears Braun for 3
****
Jey tries to hype Roman up, Roman says you sound like your brother
Roman vs. Cesaro
Roman gets outwrestled by Cesaro early
Cesaro continues to wreck Roman a LOT
Cesaro busts his shoulder being kicked out the ring, Roman starts working it
Roman takes Cesaro’s arm, starts cranking it, talking shit to DB in the camera
Roman’s shit talk in the ring is great
Cesaro starts doling out some strikes as ROman sort of mills about
Cesaro superplexes Roman from the other side of the ropes for 2
Roman continues to work the arm, Cesaro rolls through for 2, tries to come off the ropes but eats a Superman Punch for 2
Roman goes for spear, eats uppercut, Cesaro can’t get him back up, Roman gets the guillotine, Cesaro powers him up, slams him down, starts to lock in the sharpshooter, gets it, Cesaro rolls him into a crossface, Roman powers out, ground and pound, Roman power bombs Cesaro, more ground and pound, Cesaro powers out of a submission, slams him down, Roman locks in the guillotine, Cesaro passes out, ref calls it
***½
After the match, Jey runs out, puts ROman’s necklace thing on, asks Roman to get em, roman says ok, Jey superkicks him, goes up top, Rollins comes out, faces off with Roman, laughs, attacks Cesaro, puts his arm in a chair, runs it into the post, stomp on the floor
