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Steve Notes Raw After Mania 37
🕑 Added 2021-04-13 03:36:24 +0000 UTCEarlier today, Orange Lashley arrives, he’s congratulated by everyone, including Riddle, who rolls up, Lashley talks some shit, says he’s here to talk to the WWE Universe and celebrate his victory and that’s it. Riddle quotes Lashley’s words over the past few weeks verbatim with him talking about giving opportunities. Lashley smacks him down, says you’re a loser, and I’m a winner and I’ll show you the difference.
Lashley opens Raw with a promo, but first, Adnan Virk is introduced along with Graves, now on Raw.
Lashley vs. Riddle
Adnan starts out talking about Lashley wanting vengeance? He seems quickly shut down in his ear cuz he stops a thought mid-sentence.
Lashley just manhandles Riddle outside the ring, before the bell even rings.
In the ring, Riddle is getting killed. Adnan is good, he talks very fast. Lashley press slams Riddle over the barricade as we go to commercial.
Riddle gets in the bare minimum of offense in, but Lashley turns it around into a Hurt Lock to tap him out
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Rhea Ripley Interview
She dubs it the BRUTAL WORLD ORDER
Alexander/Shelton vs. War Raiders
Shelton hits a huge knee on Erik, he’s isolated, til he gets the tag in on Hansen, who’s able to take over, Shelton tags Cedric in, doesn’t help, he gets hit with Viking Experience for 3
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Asuka interview, she is ready for Rhea, and once again will become Raw Women’s champion
Charlotte Flair comes back, she looks like she’s wearing Rawgate proof tech, she makes the camera guy hold the ring ropes for her
SO here I am on raw after mania, I’d usually be smiling, but I wasn’t welcomed at Mania. I know what some of you are thinking, it’s just one mania, you’ve been to five. No, I am a franchise player, I am a genuine superstar and what I do is sacred. It wasn’t my fault for not being there, it was out of my control. Was it my fault Asuka needed a tag partner? My fault my Dad showed up acting a fool? Was it my fault Lacey got pregnant and I didn’t get to kick her ass? That opportunist Rhea challenged Asuka, defeated her a new champion crowned, out with the old, in with the new. BUt she wasn’t the only one thinking of opportunities. Charlotte won’t be there, this will be my opportunity. KUDOS to Rhea, you are the biggest snake in the locker room. Karma is a bitch, and I am that bitch. She rattles off every other name in the women’s div, no one compares to me. You know what I realized for the first time after seven years? I don’t steal opportunities, I am the opportunity. To all you delusional fans who think I steal opportunities, I am the opportunity. I am not apologizing for how good I am, bow down to the 13 time champ. No more humble Charlotte. Show some respect to what I’ve brought to this industry. Years of my life, tears, blood and sweat and what have any of you given me in return. ENjoy your title match, the one I should have been in.
Rhea Ripley vs. Asuka
RHea dumps Asuka to the ground from the top as we go to commercial
Asuka gets the advantage with a dropkick, german, hip attack, head kicks, sliding knee
Asuka um, misses a dropkick, Rhea puts her in a reverse cloverleaf, then slams her down, gets 2
Asuka drops her with an apron ddt again as the ref counts, Charlotte attacks on the outside, DQ
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Miz/Morrison runs into Maryse, she’s the guest on MizTV
Arby’s Sugar Ray Fries commercial!!
NIa/Shayna are backstage watching Mandy’s slip, Mandy comes up, says it was embarrassing, but it happened real quick, funny when you don’t see them coming, then she slaps Nia and her and Dana shove her to the ground
Alexa’s on the swing, I bet you’re wondering what was going on- once upon a time, there was a little girl, she was rescued by the darkness, the darkness protected her, nurtured her, taught her everything she knew, but then the darkness went away. I wonder, is that what the little girl realized? That she never needed the darkness after all? HOw do you think it made her feel when she realized she could do everything on her own? Was the darkness helping her? Or was it standing in her way? Why else would she use what she was taught to help destroy the darkness? There’s one thing we do know, along the way, I unlocked something truly evil. Meet my new friend Louie. Trust me, our fun is just getting started.
MizTV with Maryse
Miz says despite everything that has happened, I remain the most talked about entertainer in entertainment. Why is Maryse here? Morrison seems clueless. MAryse says right after Raw is the premiere of our show. Morrison pitches a pichoff with him in it. MIz says you’re in tonight’s episode, we don’t need a spinoff. He just talks about Miz and Mrs. Miz takes credit for BB’s success. Priest comes out, takes issue with this. Let me remind you of the headlines across the world, Bad Bunny beats MIz. Miz calls him jealous. Miz challenges him to a one on one. Morrison says he wants to fight him. They argue over who gets to fight him. Maryse says they can both fight him. He accepts the handicap match right now.
Miz/Morrison vs. Damian Priest
Priest hits south of heaven, morrison breaks it up, comes in, Priest takes him down
Miz tags in without Priest seeing it, he hits Lights Out on MOrrison, Miz comes in, Maryse prevents him from hitting his finish on Miz, Priest gets distracted by Maryse, Miz, undressed, cheat pins a rollup on Preist
Interview with Nia/Shayna, they show footage of what happened earlier
NIa says they attacked me to distract from her blooper, but after the beating we give them, no one is gonna be talking about mandy or dana
Mandy Rose/Dana Brooke vs. Nia Jax/Shayna BAszler
Nia and Shayna handle Dana, til she gets a tag in on Mandy, Shayna doesn’t notice, Mandy starts wrecking Shayna, Nia slips on her butt trying to get in and gets super pissed, so Mandy and Dana run off and get counted out
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MVP says Drew took his eye off the prize for a second and that’s where he ended up finishing the match. Its ok to be number 2 if Lashley is #1. Its only a matter of time before Bobby applies the hurt lock. We saw Drew pass out. How do you think he feels today. Head held high? NO. He can barely hold his head up at all. He passed out from the pressure. If he can’t handle the pressure of the hurt lock. Who can handle the pressure of the hurt lock? No one.
Drew interrupts. I was hoping for Samoa Joe.
He says keep feeding Lashley’s ego, keep doing that, keep kissing that ass, I want his head as big as possible, because eventually I’m gonna get my rematch and as soon as I get my rematch, I want my Claymore to make him fall as hard as possible.
MVP says nothing around here is given, it’s all earned.
Braun interrupts, MVP says Drew you’re at the back of the line now, Braun says I agree, Drew you go to the back, after I annihilated Shane. Randy Orton comes out.
Pearce comes out, says you all make good points- Randy, Braun, Drew all in a triple threat match, the winner gets a match with Lashley at Backlash
Drew and Braun run into each other backstage
Braun says I Know you saw what I did at Mania, Drew says yeah this isn’t a cage match, if you get distracted, BOOM! Braun says don’t call me stupid! I don’t think you understand, you’re waiting in MY way of a title shot, you have a monster-sized ass whuppin coming your way.
Elias has a song for Shane McMahon, he tries to strum, instead there’s a trombone, its the New Day
ND: You two have been embarrassing the tag division, at WM all you could do is catch braun’s hands, you should be ashamed of yourselves- SHAME SHAME SHAME!
Elias shoots back by clowning them for being tossed around by Omos and losing the tag titles.
Woods: Apparently what we have here is a failure to communicate. Kofi says this isn’t a game, it’s about you and how you brought shame on our tag division. Xavier says UNACCEPTABLE CONDITION! (Adventure time shoutout)
New Day vs. Elias/Ryker
New Day win with their finish
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Randy Orton promo- he says he’s been distracted for the past 8 months, but they’ve disappeared, now he can focus on the WWE Title
Firefly Funhouse
Bray says welcome fireflies, its good to be back! Especially with all my true friends. Abby calls Alexa a b. Witches b wildin. He kisses Rabbit. No matter what happens, we have each other, we’ll always have each other. This will be a brand new start for us, a new season, new friends and a brand new me. He goes into like a church faith healing routine, I feel reborn. I will heal you Huskis, I will heal you mercy, he will return! No more clout chasin!
Drew McIntyre vs. Randy Orton vs. Braun Strowman
Physical stuff, Randy takes Drew out of the match, but as he pins braun on an RKO, Drew hits Randy with a Claymore for the 3-count and win
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Afterwards, T-Bar and Mace… OH DEAR. They’re with MVP.
