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Steve Notes SD 4/23/21
🕑 Added 2021-04-24 02:31:50 +0000 UTCCesaro opens raw, but before he can say anything, Rollins interrupts him, says congrats, you fulfilled your potential, you know why? You were in the ring at mania with me. And I took you from way down here, and I gave you the night of your life and I took you to the promised land. Where’s my thanks? I haven’t heard anything. You plan to be moving on from me? Your sights are set on the universal title? YOU GOTTA BE JOKING ME! Nothing is over til I say it is. If mother nature and god himself hadn’t converged for the rain delay, and throw me off my game, all things being equal, on my worst day you couldn’t beat me again.
Cesaro: Are you having a good day? I’m having a great day, come in here and prove it, right here right now.
Rollins: Maybe I should use tonight to teach you a lesson.
Jey Uso comes out. CESARO LISTEN TO THIS MAN HE HAS POINTS. You can’t beat me, him, Seth again, you didn’t get the message last week. Seth says if you go there now, he has the high ground, let’s surround him. Uso agrees. Daniel Bryan comes out smiling, Bryan says WAIT where are you going? Oh i get it. You didn’t come out for the reasons you said you did. Cesaro wants a uni title match. Seth, you came out cuz you are embarrassed and upset that cesaro beat you. Jey you came out cuz roman told you to. JEY SHRUGS A YES! HAHAHA
I came out to make you Cesaro gets what he deserves. Cuz this guy hasn’t gotten one break for the title. Are you gonna fight us now? Cuz I just made some derogatory comments. IS ROMAN GONNA COME OUT? Probably not, he doesn’t like to fight. Anyone who wants to fight, come on out. Roman’s music hits.
DB you talkin about hard work. You should be talking about wrestlemania. I told the whole world. Smash em, stack em, pin em. You the guy on the bottom. That means you’re a loser. Cesaro, the fact you’re letting him talk for you, makes you a loser. To me, you’re top tier losers. DB you’re a mania main event loser. Cesaro you’re a casino loser, bad luck. Bryan you out here running your mouth, you’re surrounded by people who wanna kick your ass.
Back from commercial, a brawl broke out but a tag match was made.
Cesaro/Bryan vs. Rollins/Uso
Daniel bryan is isolated for awhile, Cesaro gets the hot tag, goes off on Jey
Bryan back body drops seth out of the ring, suicide dive, jey knocks cesaro out, jey goes for SD, Cesaro hits uppercut, goes up top, eats superkick on the way down
Cesaro gets the sharpshooter on Rollins, Jey superkicks
Seth gets out the ring, starts to leave, I DON’T NEED THIS! I”M SETH FREAKING ROLLINS!
Cesaro hits superplex to Jey, Bryan hits running knee for three
***
After the match, Bryan starts taunting Roman, Uso tries to attack, Cesaro hits him with the swing, Bryan starts counting, Cesaro drops Uso with an uppercut after, DB calls Roman afraid, they say they’re waiting.
Cesaro says it shows everyone what kind of man ROman is. DB says swing jey again, see if ROman really is a family man.
Cesaro starts swinging Jey again, DB just talks trash while Cesaro endlessly swings Jey. Roman doesn’t come. DB says oh no are you afraid? Says he couldn’t beat anyone without Jey’s help. He’s afraid that if Cesaro faces him one on one for the uni title cesaro will be the new universal champion.
Pearce and Sonya talk backstage, Crews says SILENCE, what is this nonsense? I have to defend tonight? PEarce says Big E will get his opportunity, against you or your opponent tonight, Kevin Owens.
Jey interview, says he’s tired of the disrespect, Cesaro disrespected the head of the table, he’s about to be put down
Nia Jax vs. Tamina
Wow Reginald’s suit
TAMINA THESZ PRESS takes down Nia
Reggie on the apron, leads to Shayna getting booted off the apron, Nia is distracted, superkick, roll up for 3
*
Kevin Owens interview
It’s been years since my last IC fight, I’m thrilled, I’m delighted, I’m a little surprised, wasn’t expecting this, not gonna turn it down, I will gladly be the one to knock him off his royal perch.
Big E laughs, says he jumped the line, you habitual line jumper. This is my match, my title. KO: you SHOULD be getting this match, but its MY night, and once I win it, it’ll be MY title!
Pearce gets a weird text or something, as DB walks in, asks for the Roman/Cesaro match. Pearce says I’m gonna try. DB says do more than try.
Kevin Owens vs. Apollo Crews
Sami zayn comes out right as KO hits a swanton
KO goes for like two stunners, Crews evades, Aziz distracts, Crews rolls up for 3, Crews eats a stunner, Aziz drops KO with a nail
**¾
Sami goes into the ring, starts dancing over KO
Paul Heyman interview
I respect Cesaro, I love Cesaro, professionally. How could you not love Cesaro? Will ROman accept the challenge? Customer satisfaction is number one priority on the island of relevance. Here’s a spoiler: Tonight, Roman will give you the answer direct from Roman Reigns.
Megan Morant interview with Apollo Crews, says Aziz is cleaning the tears of KO off the nigerian nail, my ancestors are partying right now- BIG E interrupts, attacks Crews, Aziz comes out, says I left you for one second, what happened?
ALIESTER BLACK VDEO
Most people aren’t honest with you, cuz I want YOU to know the truth. Chapter One: the dragon
I attended many funerals as a child, my father would bring me. As I grew older, my father became distant, I was not taught how to defeat the dragon, I was taught how to BE the dragon. I could not be like the weak minded fools, like you gawking at the screen, you transform your children into bigger monsters than you. You should be scorched from the earth to make room for more fertile things.
Dirty Dawgs interview
Who’s next? Profits come in, when we were champs, they had multiple chances, how about us? Dolph says back of the line! Bayley comes in, breaks it up, she runs down the ungrateful rookie bianca belair. I never got a thank you for helping her get to mania. At Backlash I’m taking back what’s mine, the title and my spot at the top. Montez comes in with Bianca on speaker phone, Bianca says she’ll be right there.
From commercial, Bianca challenges Bayley to repeat what she said. Bayley kinda chumps out, gives her respect, says it’ll be an honor to wrestle her at backlash
Bianca says that was unexpected, Bayley comes back and laughs like an asshole
Rey Mysterio/Dom vs. Gable/Otis
Dom is isolated for a spell
Dom flips out of a german suplex, manages to get to Rey for a tag, who goes off on Gable
Dom takes out Otis on the outside, Rey hits 619 and frog splash for the win
**½
Cesaro says either come out here and give us an answer or we can go back there and get it
Roman comes out, furious, you haven’t deserved this, earned it. My answer is no. it’ll always be no. cuz you’ll never be on my level. Universal champ offers up the challenges. And the challenge goes to you, DB. I don’t like, never have. Will never like you. One more shot at this. Next week you get one more title opportunity. What you gotta say? Cesaro says why are you thinking about this? You have to take it.
BUT- you need to know this. If - WHEN you lose, I don’t want to see you again. Vanish. I never wanna see you floating around smackdown ever again. DB I ACCEPT.
