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Steve Notes Fastlane 2021
🕑 Added 2021-03-22 01:57:17 +0000 UTCSteve Notes Fastlane 2021
Ali vs. Riddle in the kickoff
Ali hits a backbreaker for 2
Riddle catches Ali mid-air for to get his back
Riddle wins with 2nd rope Bro Derek
***
After the match, Ali yells at everyone, this time tho, retribution breaks up
Sasha Banks/Bianca Belair vs. Nia Jax & Shayna Baszler
Bianca isolated to start, gets the tag into Sasha like 6 minutes in
Bianca gets a pin attempt, Reginald distracts, Bianca knocks him off, Sasha and Bianca recover, lay out Shayna with an assisted knee, Sasha locks in BS, Bianca gets pushed into Sasha to break it, Bianca/Sasha argue, Shayna rolls up Sasha for 3
**½
After the match, Sasha slaps the shit out of Bianca
Shane update: Elias walks up to him, he pitches Shane on a musical performance for wrestlemania, Shane says no wis not the time. Shane says he has an idea.
Apollo Crews vs. Big E
Big E starts by spearing Apollo off the apron
Big E doles out two apron splashes
Apollo gets a frog splash for 2
Weird pinning combo thing for the finish, but Apollo wrecks Big E afterwards with angle slams
*¾
Elias is out for a performance with Shane, Shane tells Elias he’s taking his place tonight.
Riddle on his scooter runs into Shunsuke, talks endlessly about his scooter
Seth vs. Shunsuke
Seth wins via stomp
***
Sheamus vs. Drew McIntyre
Drew has Braveheart makeup on
They bring out kendo sticks, Drew murders Sheamus with them, TAKES AN EYE WITH ONE
They go up into thunderdome, Drew throws Sheamus through some LEDs, screams like a klingon died, sparks go flying
Drew carries Sheamus back to the ringside area, Sheamus hits BK on Drew over the barricade
Sheamus hits White Noise on Drew through the commentary table
Futureshock on table chunk, CLaymore puts away Sheamus
****
Alexa vs. Randy
Prematch, randy coughs up crude oil
Alexa throws fire at Randy, then has a lighting rig fall on him, he runs at her and posts himself
The burnt fiend rises from the mat and sister abigails Randy to get 3 for Alexa
**
Roman Reigns vs. Daniel Bryan
Good match, ref takes a NASTY knee from bryan on accident, Edge stares at the ref while Roman hits a spear, Edge takes awhile to get in and count, bryan kicks out. Roman gives Edge shit, Roman lays into Bryan on the ground, gets trapped in an arm triangle, then Bryan gets him in a crossface
Jey Uso comes in, superkicks Edge and Bryan, then posts Edge in the corner, bryan takes out Jey with a flying knee, then with a chair, he loads up on Roman, nails Edge, Bryan gets Roman in a crossface again, Roman TAPS AS HE FADES, Edge nails bryan AND Roman, leaves
Danillo the ref comes out, Roman covers Bryan, wins
****
