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Steve Notes AEW Dynamite: Cross Roads
🕑 Added 2021-03-04 03:24:18 +0000 UTCSteve Notes AEW Dynamite: Cross Roads
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Cody/Red Velvet vs. Shaq/Jade Cargill
Shaq starts by beating the shit out of Cody
Jade comes in, she looks like a million bucks, throws RV around, does some push ups
RV tries funsplash, eats a fallaway slam
Austin gunn attacks shaq with a chair, Shaq throws him and
RV with huge moonsault off top to the floor onto everyone
Jade goes for figure four on RV, locks it in, starts flexing
RV reverses the pressure!
Table on the outside, nope TWO tables by RV
Cody and Shaq come back in, SHAQ HITS POWER BOMB, Cody eye poke, SLAMS Shaq, pins, Shaq throws him off
Women back in, they trade strikes
Jade hits NICE spinebuster, Cody breaks the pin
SHAQ GOES THROUGH THE TABLES
Jade hits glam slam for 3
Fun shit
**½
Inner Circle Press Conference
- What do the tag titles mean to you? Jericho: It’s been one year since I lost the AEW title, its time I have a title again. I am also a 7-time world tag champion, with Paul Wight and The Rock. But none of them are better than MJF
- CONRAD! What are the odds of letting Sammy back in the Inner Circle? They both get mad at him and tell him to leave
- Why did you attack Papa Buck? MJF: He attacked Jericho, what we did was self-defense. If you think that was bad, wait til we get our hands on the young bucks. It wasn’t our idea tho-- Santana says did you think it was a good idea to bring your bitchass pops here? Do better.
- Haha slimy bischoff: do you know the condition of papa buck, in your list of stupid ideas, where does motivating the bucks rank?
THe bucks come down, say their dad is great, if it wasn’t for him there’d be no AEW, Max would be sitting at home waiting for rosie o’donnell to call, and Jericho would be curtain jerking tonight at the performance center. But more importantly he taught us to stand up for ourselves. Big brawl breaks out, GB come out to help the bucks, they put Ortiz on a table and Santana on the other one, the Jacksons fly through the tables.
Mox/Kenny video package
ATSUSHI ONITA!!
He likes this match for them.
FTR/Tully (with his NWA title and JJ Dillon) vs. Jurassic Express
Tully teases a suicide dive, struts instead
Luchasaurus’ gear looks great. He double german suplexes FTR, but then posts his shoulder on the post.
Tully with the big slingshot suplex on Marko
Luchasaurus spin kicks Tully
Thorassic Express for 2
A masked man posing as a camera guy whacks luchasaurus with something, letting Tully and FTR hit a piledriver and Tully got the pin
MASKED MAN IS SHAWN SPEARS
Arn comes out, throws up 4
Tony comes down
Big Show interview
He’s happy to be there, they’re signing a big name on Sunday at REvolution
Ryo mizunami vs. Nyla Rose
Ryo hits leg drop on the apron a la her match with Kong
Rose gets in at 9 seconds, Ryo hits top rope leg drop for 2
Rose comes back, gets 2 with a DVD
Nyla hits her top rope knee strike gets 2, Ryo hits exploder suplex
Ryo up top, Nyla comes alive, goes up, superplex
RYo hits spear, a guillotine leg drop FOR 3 RYO WINS!
***
After the match, Shida presents the trophy, then they trade some friendly forearms
Sting interview- he said he found out the hard way he wasn’t ready- I wanna thank you Brian cuz you shook off the rust and now I FEEL LIKE I’M READY FOR A STREET FIGHT
Starks comes out, last week you showed me that you have FIRE, I’m man enough to admit that you still got it. He slaps Sting. Sting decks him. Big brawl.
10 vs. Max Caster
He makes a tacky rap about Gaga’s dog walker
Good match, Jack Evans hits 10 with the radio, letting Caster get the win, then Matt Hardy gives Evans $4200
Miro promo on Revolution; Everyone who wants Miro to stop playing games will get their wish
Marc Quen vs. Hangman Page
TOwards the finish, Quen accidentally nails Hardy with a boot, Hangman goes overboard and attacks Hardy, Quen comes back and attacks Hangman, but HM counters with DVD
Hardy dodges fighting Hangman, puts Quen in, but comes in when Hangman is down, tries for twist of fate, Hangman reverses, Silver tags himself in for a spear on Hardy, backslide, kicks, brainbuster for 2
Hangman hits buckshot on Quen for 3
***
SIlver hugs Hangman after the match, Hardy attacks with a microphone, Dark Order attack, but its too late, Hardy got the stand tall math on Hangman, cuz then the rest of the casino battle royale and like a ton more people come out cuz it’s AEW and they love their brawls.
