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Steve Notes AEW 2/3/21
🕑 Added 2021-02-04 03:38:24 +0000 UTCSteve Notes AEW 2/3/21
Tag Team Battle Royale
I’m gonna let Larson read off the majority of the eliminations to start here, and then
Gallows and Anderson show up, elim Cassidy/ PP, then mjf, elim Nick Jackson so YB don’t win, leaves Sammy, mjf, Jericho, JB, TF, Max castor. Castor elim MJF, leaving Jericho/Sammy/Top Flight Guy, Sammy tries to elim TF, Jericho tries to help, Sammy gets eliminated, one Judas Effect later, TF is eliminated, MJF and Jericho win the tag battle royal. Sammy is pissed.
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Jade Cargill video, she’s working out
Tony brings Darby and Sting down, announces Darby has Janela next week in a title defense, Team Taz is outside, say they’re not allowed in, but next week they’ll be there. Starks says he doesn’t think Sting is the same guy he was in the past. The whole thing is hilariously awkward, these segments need some spice or something. Sting says it’s showtime probably.
Britt Baker vs. Thunder Rosa
These two have strong chemistry
Rosa hits air raid crash, DVD both for 2
Reba
Baker hits the claw on Rosa, who’s out anyways, for the win
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Earlier, Matt Hardy recruits Hangman for a tag match, Hangman reluctantly says ok, one time.
Hangman/Hardy vs. Chaos Project
Hardy tags himself in for the win, much to the chagrin of Hangman
What was the point of recruiting Hangman if Hardy just acts like a dick
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Announcements for American and Japanese sides of the women’s tournament
Aja Kong, Yuka Sakazaki, Veny, Emu Sakura, Ryo Mizunami, Mei Suruga, Rin Kadokura, Maki Itoh on the Japanese Side
Deeb, Baker, Riho, Conti, Rosa, Nyla Rose, Anna Jay, Leyla Hirsch
MJF/Jericho come through with a cooler, they go into the IC room, celebrating, Sammy is pissed that the IC are collateral damage, Sammy says you always say we’re in this together, sometimes I think YOU’RE in this together. Sammy leaves, Jericho follows, MJF has wardlow kick the camera guy out so he can talk to the rest of the IC
Wedding of Kip and Penelope
Interview with Kip, Miro (wearing his Raw wedding attire) & Charles- Kip says TOny is lucky to be getting this wedding.
Sinister Minister is the officiant of the ceremony
This feels like an Impact Wrestling thing. Which isn’t a bad thing necessarily.
Sinister Minister tries to do the if anyone has any objections thing, Miro stops him and says nope, we’re not doing that.
Ceremony happens without a hitch, they kiss.
Miro tells Kip, he’s been there, and it’s all about love. He says I don’t have a present for you, because I AM YOUR PRESENT, my knowledge is your present, my visciousness, my experience, my POWER. AND WHAT IS THAT OVER THERE, he attacks a giant box that Charles says is his gift. Nothing is in it, he tells Charles to clean it up, Charles goes down to do that, Charles handcuffs Miro’s leg to the ringpost. Charles attacks Kip, which sends Penelope face first into the cake, she attacks Chuck, Kip joins in, then OC pops up out of the cake. Chuck bashes Kip in the head with a thing, him and OC take off.
On Inside the NBA, Shaq demonstrates the Black Tornado, it’s basically a Judas Effect
Archer vs. Kingston
Archer keep throwing Kingston out to the lumberjacks, the second time, he attacks the lumberjacks, a big brawl breaks out, Archer topes onto them
Bunny gets in, hops on Archer’s back, he sets her up for his finish, Kingston hits Archer with his backfist
Archer rolls out, Jake Roberts attacks Angelico
Archer back in
Blade sets up a table, Bear Bronson? Gores him through it, Butcher fun splashes him, they clear out, Archer hits BLACKOUT on Kingston for 3
FTR video- Cash says please tell me Jack didn’t go running to the principal’s office and tattle on us
Tully: First I’m banned, then we’re handcuffed, then we’re barred from the tag battle royal
Dax: Jack, we’re not bad men, but we have to think, what would bad men do THEY KIDNAPPED THEIR CHILD MARKO!
Mox/Penta/PAC vs. Bullet Guys
Fenix gets close 2 with a moonsault, cutter thing
PAC gets a close 2 on Omega with a deadlift german bridge
Fenix with another insane suicide dive
PAC hits a 450 on Kenny as he hits a Paradigm Shift on Mox
Anderson goes for Gun stun on Mox, Mox counters with his own GS
GA hit Magic Killer on Fenix for 3
Bullet Club win
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They beat on Fenix, Archer runs out to make the save
Mox crawls to Omega
Mox is attacked BY KENTAAAAAA
GTS ON MOX
