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Steve Notes WWE Royal Rumble 2021
🕑 Added 2021-02-01 06:05:15 +0000 UTCSteve Notes WWE Royal Rumble 2021
Nia/Shayna vs. Charlotte/Asuka
Asuka power bombs Nia from the top, starts lighting up her and Shayna, til Nia drops her with a sitdown power bomb, pin broken up by Charlotte
Shayna and Nia eat double NS, Shayna kicks out
Nia takes Asuka out
Charlotte gets the upper hand, but Ric comes out, Shayna gets 2 with a rollup, Lacey distracts, Charlotte gets the F8 on anyways, Lacey pulls her off, RIC GIVES LACEY A BRASS KNUCKS, PUNCHES CHARLOTTE Nia pins her for 3
* for charlotte, *** for the others having to put up with that
RR Bat-signal intro
Goldberg vs. Drew
Drew hits a headbutt, spear, they go to the outside, Goldberg takes over
Gb spear through the barricade
At the BELL, Goldberg kicks out of a Claymore
GB hits one spear, two spears, kicks out at 2
KICKS OUT OF JACKHAMMER
Drew hits CM for 3
**
Sasha Banks vs Carmella
Interview beforehand, I’ll be drinking champagne during the women’s rumble
Mella with multiple judas effects
Mella gets the upper hand, starts jawin at Sasha Banks
Mella throws Sasha into Reginald’s arms, she rana’d him off and he’s tossed out
Mella SCARY suicide dive onto Sasha
Mella hits a superkick to counter a splash attempt, another to get 2
Mella taps to the BS
***
Backstage, Big E and Woods talk about making history
Sami comes in, talks about conspiracy theories, he says he has eyes in the back of his head, then KOFI comes in and screams KOFI IS BACK!
They clown Sami away, Kofi says I’m not medically cleared, but he wanted to support!
When one of us wins, we all win the royal rumble!
Women’s Rumble
Bayley #1
Naomi #2
Bianca #3
Billie Kay #4
With her head shots
Shotzi #5
SHE HAS TANK, tries to shoot off Billie’s head
She cleans house
Toni Storm #6
Dueling hip attacks with Noami
SHAYNA ELIM SHOTZI
Jillian Hall #8
Billie asks for Billie and Jillie, Jillian likes it, they go in together
Ruby Riott #9
Victoria #10
She cleans house, goes strong style
Peyton Royce #11
IIConics moment, as they take out Victoria, Ruby comes over, Billie is conflicted
Santana Garrett #12
Liv MOrgan #13
Billie and Jillie’s alliance ends
BILLIE ELIM JILLIE
RUBY ELIM BILLIE
RHEA #14
RHEA ELIM TONI
Shayna chokes out Victoria AND ELIMINATIONS
RHEA ELIM SANTANA
CHARLOTTE #15
BAYLEY ELIM RUBY
DANA BROOKE #16
PEYTON ELIM LIV
TORRIE WILSON #17
RHEA ELIM DANA
Lacey Evans #18
CHAR ELIM PEYTON
SHAYNA ELIM TORRIE WITH KNEE
BIANCA ELIM BAYLEY
MICKIE JAMES #19
NIKKI CROSS #20
She cleans up
ALICIA FOX #21
The 24/7 title scene runs in
ALICIA FOX WINS 24/7 TITLE
MANDY ROSE #22
MANDY ELIM ALICIA FOX
Truth Pins Fox for 24/7 Title
DAKOTA KAI #23
LACEY ELIM MICKIE JAMES
Carmella #24
RHEA DUMPS KAI FOR ELIM
RHEA ELIM MANDY
REGGIE CATCHES CARMELLA
MELLA ELIM NIKKI
TAMINA #25
TAMINA ELIM CARMELLA
Tamina and Rhea go at it
BIANCA ELIM NAOMI, NOPE, her feet didn’t touch
BIANCA AND NAOMI FIGHT WITH THEIR FEET ON THE ROPES, THEY HELP EACH OTHER
LANA #26
ALEXA BLISS #27
EVERYONE PILES ON ALEXA
ALEXA’S LIGHTS GO DOWN, RHEA THROWS HER OUT
RHEA ELIM ALEXA
EMBER MOON #28
Ember cleans house, double codebreaker
NIA JAX #29
SHAYNA ELIM LACEY
NIA ELIM EMBER
NIA/SHAYNA ELIM EMBER
NIA/SHAYNA ELIM TAMINA
NIA ELIM SHAYNA
Lana runs from NIA on the outside,
LANA ELIM NIA
NATALYA #30
Natalya gets beat up by Nia/Shayna, they beat up more people, Nia throws Natalya in
NATALYA ELIM LANA
NATALYA/BIANCA/CHARLOTTE/RHEA FINAL FOUR
BIANA ELIM NATALYA
RHEA/BIANCA ELIM CHAR
BIANCA ELIM RHEA
****
BIANCA INTERVIEW
I’ve been telling everyone I’m the EST, but tonight I showed everybody. And everything I won the RR, all I can say is, Momma And Daddy, I did it. And now I’m gonna put EST on WM.
Miz/Morrison talk with Bad Bunny, they try to merge brands with him
Roman vs. KO
Roman throws Kevin off the Thunderdome through table, KO barely beats ten
ROMAN DRIVES THE GOLF CART THROUGH KEVIN OWENS
Huge spot after huge spot
KO senton off forklift to table
KO handcuffs roman to truss, ref counts to 9, Roman pulls ref into light, ref bump, low blows KO
PAUL comes in with keys to handcuffs, Roman gets out awkwardly, chokes out KO for ten
***1/4
Men’s Rumble
Edge #1
Randy Orton #2
Sami #3
Ali #4
They all team up on Edge
Itchweed #5
RKO starts RKOing everyone
Spear by Edge
Hollywood Hunk #6
DOLPH ELIM HARDY
NAKAMURA #7
CARLITO #8
Xavier #9
Big E #10
New Day bit with Big/Woods hitting moves on Sami
NEW DAY ELIM SAMI
Ali ELIM Woods
BIG E ELIM ALI
MORRISON #11
RICOCHET #12
ELIAS #11
ELIAS ELIM CARLITO
PRIEST #12
PRIEST ELIM ELIAS
MIZ #15
Miz elimiantes Bad Bunny’s DJ gear
DAMIEN PRIEST ELIM MIZ
DAMIEN ELIM MORRISON
Riddle #16
Bryan #17
KANE #18
BRYAN AND KANE HUG, then Kane gives Bryan a chokeslam
Priest does the arrow thing to Kane
PRIEST ELIM KANE
CORBIN #19
BOOO CORBIN ELIM NAKAMURA
OTIS #20
CORBIN ELIM OTIS
DOM #21
DOM ELIMINATES CORBIN
BOB LASHLEY #22
Lashley DESTROYS ELIM DOM
LASHLEY ELIM PRIEST
BIG E AND LASHLEY THROW
THE HURRICANE #23
Hurricane tries to chokeslam Lashley/Big E
LASHLEY/BIG E ELIM HURRICANE
#24 CHRISTIAN
They all eliminate Lashley
Edge and Christian hug
AJ Styles at #25
Edge spears AJ
Rey #26
Omos ELIM BIG E
Sheamus #27
OMOS ELIM REY
Cesaro #28
THEBAR REUNION, then Cesaro swings Sheamus, bryan
SETH #29
BRAUN #30
OMOS Catches AJ
Braun Elim Cesaro
Braun Elim Sheamus
Braun Elim AJ
Bryan almost gets Edge out
Bryan and Riddle go at it shoot style
Seth elims Bryan
Seth Elim Riddle with a Braun assist
Seth tries to ally with Braun, Braun slams him
Edge/Christian ELIM Braun AND Christian
EDGE ELIM ORTON WINS
***3/4
