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Mission Pretty Possible Chapter 2.2
🕑 Added 2025-05-24 12:26:40 +0000 UTCSeven Weeks Ago — The Announcement
The morning sun filtered through the ivy-covered halls of St. Bellamy College as students shuffled into their 8 a.m. lectures, coffee in one hand, half-done assignments in the other. The usual background murmur of campus life was suddenly interrupted by a familiar crackle over the PA system—followed by the unmistakable, theatrical voice of Dean Harrold Finch.
“Good morning, you brilliant misfits of Bellamy!” came the spirited greeting, sparking chuckles in lecture halls and dorm rooms alike.
Dean Finch, infamous for turning mundane policies into comedy skits and once hosting a serious debate on whether boxers or briefs should be the campus standard, had once again captured the student body’s attention. “This year,” he boomed, “we’re adding a new feather to Bellamy’s glittery cap—a Womanless Pageant! Yes, you heard it right. Gentlemen—prepare to be ladies. Heels, wigs, sass, and class. This isn’t just drag—it’s dignity-building in disguise!”
Laughter erupted around campus, but Finch continued undeterred. “All in the spirit of breaking norms, embracing confidence, and—of course—raising funds for the Children’s Health Initiative. Think of it as courage in stilettos.”
St. Bellamy had always prided itself on being a little different. Its motto, unofficial but widely quoted—“Laughter is the best education”—was etched into its culture, and Finch, its flamboyant shepherd, knew just how to blur the line between absurdity and purpose.
That morning, the idea of boys strutting in heels for charity wasn’t just another Finch antic—it became the talk of the semester.
Later That Day in College
Ethan slumped against a shady oak tree near the arts building, his biotech textbooks scattered beside him like discarded ambitions. The early afternoon breeze tried its best to ruffle his immaculately combed brown hair, but Ethan barely noticed.
“Ethan!”
Claire’s voice chimed from behind, light and energetic. Before he could respond, she dropped beside him on the grass with a little bounce, her floral skirt fluttering like a cartoon character who had just stumbled into his monochrome film.
“Hey,” he mumbled, not looking up.
Claire leaned in, smiling too wide. Too eager.
“Sooooo... did you hear the news?”
Ethan didn’t answer. He just gave her a sideways glance that could wither crops.
Claire giggled. “Come on, it’s hilarious! A Womanless Pageant? Can you imagine? You—in heels!”
“Kill me now,” Ethan muttered, rolling his eyes.
She gasped in mock offense. “Excuse you. I think you’d make a stunning brunette. I’ve always wanted a twin.”
“Claire,” Ethan said, serious now, “no. Just… no. Not happening.”
Claire pouted. It was lethal. Like a sniper armed with dimples.
“It’s for charity! For children! You love children!”
“I love children clothed in normalcy,” he said. “Not in the context of me in lipstick.”
“But it’s fun! Confidence building! Character expanding!” She ticked off imaginary boxes on her fingers.
“And utterly humiliating,” Ethan deadpanned.
Claire reached into her bag and pulled out a pink flyer with sparkling font that made Ethan wince like he’d been punched in the ego.
WOMANLESS PAGEANT – ST. BELLAMY’S FIRST GENDER-SWAP TALENT SHOW!
CONFIDENCE! LAUGHTER! CHARITY!
“Ugh.” Ethan rubbed his temples. “Did they have to use Comic Sans?”
Claire tilted her head. “It’s adorable. And come on, you’ve got nice legs.”
“Claire.”
She grinned and crawled closer. Ethan’s heart fluttered—the inconvenient kind of fluttering, the kind that made standing up after a while problematic.
“I know you’re nervous,” she said gently, reaching out to touch his hand. “But I think you underestimate how fun this could be.”
“You mean how fun it will be for you, watching me trip in heels while a crowd laughs themselves into cardiac arrest?”
Claire smirked. “Well, yes. But also, for you.”
He gave her a long look. “Claire. I love you. But this? This is not going to happen. I don’t do wigs. I don’t do heels. I don’t do—whatever nonsense they expect on that stage.”
“You don’t do fun either,” she teased.
“I do plenty of fun. Normal fun. Guy fun. Movies. Pizza. Car video games.”
“Ah yes, the unshakable masculine triad,” she laughed, leaning into his shoulder. “You know this is harmless, right? Nobody’s questioning your manhood.”
Ethan sighed. “I just don’t want to be laughed at. You know what high school was like. I was short, quiet, and basically shaped like a string bean. I finally started feeling like... me. Now you want to turn me into some cartoon of a woman.”
Claire softened. Her teasing melted into a more earnest expression. She hadn’t expected that flicker of vulnerability.
“I’m not trying to undo you, Ethan. I’m just trying to show you that you can step outside your shell and still be you. Maybe even more.”
He looked away.
She shifted to straddle his lap, surprising him. He stiffened.
“Claire… what are you…”
She pressed a finger to his lips. “Shhh. I’m distracting you.”
“This is… cheating.”
She grinned wickedly. “Nope. This is... strategic seduction.”
He groaned as she began kissing his neck. “Claire… this isn’t fair…”
“Neither is global warming, but here we are.”
Her lips brushed his ear. “Just imagine it… the lights, the crowd, the thrill of it all. You, in a fabulous dress, blowing everyone’s minds.”
“I’d rather blow my own brains out,” he muttered.
She giggled. “Now you’re being dramatic. You always say Hollywood is about boldness. This is just... method acting. Deep method.”
Ethan groaned. She kissed his cheek.
“Pretty please?” she said in a sing-song voice.
“No.”
She unbuttoned the top of her blouse.
“...Still no,” he said, though it sounded more like a plea than a rejection.
She bit her lip. “I’ll make it worth your while.”
He squinted. “Define ‘worth.’”
“Massages. Private rehearsals. Undivided attention.”
He narrowed his eyes. “Claire.”
She leaned in so close he could smell her vanilla shampoo. “No more biotech talk. For few weeks.”
His defenses wavered like a house of cards in a wind tunnel.
“God,” he whispered. “You’re evil.”
She kissed him, slow and soft.
“Only a little,” she whispered.
A long silence stretched between them. Then, finally:
“Fine,” Ethan muttered. “But just so we’re clear: I don’t like this. I won’t like it. And when I trip on stage and break my neck, I’m haunting you.”
Claire squealed, practically tackling him with joy.
“You won’t regret it!”
“I already do,” he grumbled.
Still, somewhere deep inside, under the embarrassment, dread, and frustration, was a flicker of something else. Not quite hope. But not quite horror either.
Maybe Claire was right. Maybe this wasn’t about humiliation. Maybe it was about letting go.
But if anyone else said the word “wig,” he was still going to punch them.
