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October 2022 Poll Results
🕑 Added 2022-10-03 14:42:41 +0000 UTCTrick or Treat!
Based off the results of the polls, here is your new content for October!
Piglet Tier:
Lazy Slob
(I make fun of you for how sloppy, and lazy you've become. You've become a total slob)
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Plump Tier:
Into the Machine!
(You've fallen onto the conveyor belt of a candy machine in a candy factory, and it seems to think you're a container)
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Porker Tier:
Nightmare on Growth Street
(Fit guys have nightmares about growing obese, what will happen when a demon makes them a reality?)
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Prized Pig Tier:
Monthly Audio Winner: Aaron Lakes
"A hot actor gets a role in a brand new slasher horror movie. He automatically assumes he’s playing the sexy hero tasked with finding out who the killer is but as it turns out, he is playing a fat slob - the main character’s friend used as immature comedic relief. He finds himself getting more and more into the role until he has taken on his character outside of filming.
With his director and fellow castmates now disgusted with him and his behavior, his acting career has now been reduced to nothing more than a gross practical joke but on the bright side, he is having lots of success making other types of movies and videos."
Prized Pig Hypno:
Dumb Hog
(A track that will ensure that every pound you gain, and every bite you take will cause you to lose IQ and grow dumber and dumber)
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Hope you all enjoy,
-JS
