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August 2022 Poll Results
🕑 Added 2022-08-15 14:58:12 +0000 UTCIt's time to reveal the results!
Based off the results of the polls, here is your new content for August!
Piglet Tier:
Public Pig
(A tease where I make fun of your weight gain as if we were with friends)
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Plump Tier:
Personally Trained
(Your personal trainer would like a word with you about your recent behavior)
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Porker Tier:
Super-Wide
(A superhero begins losing his powers after being given a drug by a villain, which causes him to begin to expand)
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Prized Pig Tier:
Monthly Audio Winner: Ruddy Full
The Big Heist 3 thieves break into a museum intent on making off with a trove of items to sell on the black market. After repelling down a rope from the skylight and disabling the security system, they have the run of the place. They bypass the artwork and find themselves in the "Ancient Treasures" wing. They split up to cover more ground and find the most valuable (and easiest to carry) items.
One finds a Buddha-like idol made of gold and quips that fencing the statue will earn him a sumo's weight in gold. But when he picks it up he slowly starts to resemble the idol's fattened physique. Meanwhile, another thief finds a jeweled chalice belonging to Bacchus the god of wine. He toasts his good fortune but starts filling up with juice. The last thief finds a mask used in rituals to an ancient god of livestock. He snatches the item and thinks how soon he'll be living large. He's soon gained some added pounds... as well as a snout, floppy ears, and a curly tail.
The sound of police car sirens rolling up to the front of the museum means a silent alarm has been tripped. The thieves run (or waddle really) back to the rotunda to make a desperate escape. Once back together, they see the shocking transformation each has undergone. Will they be in any shape to shimmy up the rope and escape?
Prized Pig Hypno:
You're A Fat Boy
(A positive, motivational style hypno, designed to make you feel good about getting fat)
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This should be a very fun month!
-JS
Comments
Ruddy Full
I'm so excited! Thanks very much to everyone who shared their support for my Prized Pig Tier suggestion. I can't wait to see how it gets brought to life!!
