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January 2022 Poll Results
🕑 Added 2022-01-10 16:04:49 +0000 UTCHappy New Year!
(And also this is the last time I try to schedule a post. This was supposed to automatically go up 3 days ago, oof)
Based off the results of the polls, here is your new content for the month of January!
Piglet Tier:
Corpulent Coworker
(POV: I'm your office mate and I'm sick of you eating all the donuts, so I've brought you some more... lots more)
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Plump Tier:
GainerGate
(You got a new game for christmas, and it seems to be keeping you fed on the couch a lot. And your best friend notices...)
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Porker Tier:
Porkbarrel Spending
(A handsome, but homophobic politician takes a swing at a local feeder group. But winds up their blackmailed piglet)
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Prized Pig Tier:
Monthly Audio Winner: Mark Cheric
POV: Farmer Rick's Milk Tank
"I’d love to hear you be a farmer, talking to your brand new milk tank"
Prized Pig Hypno:
In-Denial
(This will encourage you to remain in denial about your weight gain, even as you become shockingly obese)
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Thanks for your continued support,
-JS
