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April 2022 Poll Results!
🕑 Added 2022-04-14 03:44:49 +0000 UTCSpring has Sprung!
Based off the results of the polls, here is your new content for the month of April!
Piglet Tier:
Ex-Jock
(I make fun of how much you've grown since being an athlete, and how you've spoiled your once-fit body)
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Plump Tier:
Coach's Star Player
(You're the star athlete, whose let himself go during the off-season, and I, your coach, am furious.)
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Porker Tier:
Spring Broke
(A lazy college guy answers an ad from a scientific study willing to pay him for a fattening experiment over spring break)
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Prized Pig Tier:
Monthly Audio Winner: Dilmo
"A jock who likes to play video games every now and then logs on to a new game, after playing for a bit he hears a strange voice, almost demonic, over his headset, telling him how bad a player he is and that if he trained more he'd be better, he soon receives a friend request from the account... So the jock accepts, and beginning chatting and playing with the mysterious online entity.... After a few weeks, the online friend wants the jock to play even more often, and says that the jock is spending to much time away from the computer preparing meals, so introduces the jock to a 'gamer' shake..."
Prized Pig Hypno:
"I'm a fat boy"
(This track will cause you to be painfully blunt about your new status as a fatso whenever anyone discusses your weight)
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Thanks again for all your support,
-JS
