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March 2022 Poll Results
🕑 Added 2022-03-18 15:03:19 +0000 UTCHappy Saint Patricks Day!
Based off the results of the polls, here is your new content for the month of March!
Piglet Tier:
Bubble Butt
(I tease and humiliate you about your big fat ass)
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Plump Tier:
Feeder's Favorite
(I'm your date at a rather fancy restaurant, and I'm pushing you to embarrass yourself in front of all these people)
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Porker Tier:
Commercial Break
(A set of humiliating ads for fattening and expansive businesses, strung together in an embarrassing thread)
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Prized Pig Tier:
Monthly Audio Winner: iminsecuretrash
"A cocky CEO who runs a lucrative weight loss supplement company puts on a networking event. The poorly paid caterer, who the CEO couldn’t care less about, gets back at him by bringing in spiked Mexican food that induces rapid weight gain and uncontrollable gas!"
Prized Pig Hypno:
Dad-Bod
(This track will encourage you to drink lots of beer, eat dirty food, and get lazy to grow into a fat rounded-out dad)
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Looking froward to another great month,
-JS
