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The Scent Of Failure - Part 1
🕑 Added 2020-04-05 19:23:05 +0000 UTC
The Scent Of Failure
For most people, a driving test was just an inconvenience, something you had to get out of the way to get on with your life. Not for Tyler though, he had already failed three times. He hid this fact from most of his friends, it was humiliating. Not only was he already in college but he didn’t have a license! He studied the books endlessly, he knew all the road signs and signals, when he was alone driving, everything was fine. The moment he got behind the wheel with an examiner sitting beside him though, that’s when it all went downhill. He had such bad nerves, just knowing someone was watching him caused all the information he had learned to literally fly out the window!
Tyler’s hands were already shaking as he sat gripping his forms, he was so nervous, this was his fourth time taking the test, he couldn’t fail again. Slowly he looked back and forth across the waiting room as he noticed something strange, the room was almost entirely full of women, except for him and two other men, it was a bit weird. Come to think of it, this wasn’t even the DMV? After failing for the third time he was instructed to come here, it was still a government building but something seemed off. He waited for what seemed like an hour until a woman’s voice called his name. Tyler’s heart rate jumped as he got to his feet and looked across the room to his examiner, she was… gorgeous. She had on a white button up shirt with a tight knee length pencil trim black skirt. She could easily have been a model and Tyler had no clue why she was working at a scummy place like this!
Tyler could feel his knees were weak and shaking, he tried to steady himself as he walked over to her and handed the forms over. She took them and began writing down a few things before smiling up at him. She had dark red hair in a pony tail and a beautiful smile, it was incredibly hard for Tyler to even make eye contact with her. She motioned to the door and handed him a pair of car keys.
“It’s nice to meet you Tyler, my names Miranda, i will be your examiner for today, whenever you are ready we can head outside, you will be driving the car in spot number 4”
Tyler took the keys and then breathed in deep, he could already feel the hairs on the back of his neck standing on edge.
“Something the matter?” she asked
“Oh.. no.. sorry…” Tyler walked outside and headed over to the car he would be driving. It was a four door blue honda. He could feel Miranda right behind him, her high heels clicking on the sidewalk.
Tyler opened the drivers side door and got in but instantly felt something strange on the seat under him! He got up and looked down to see a large empty space in the seat, almost big enough for someone’s head! He stared at it for a moment in confusion as Miranda laughed and pushed in front of him.
“Sorry about that Tyler, this was left from the last examination, let me fix this up real quick.” Tyler watched as she grabbed a big piece of padded foam and secured it into the seat filling the space. She moved back and it looked like a normal seat again. She smiled at Tyler and stepped out of the way allowing him to sit.
“Good as new,” Miranda said with a smile as she walked around to the passenger side door and got in.
Tyler got in and waited as she silently wrote on her clipboard for a moment. He watched from the corner of his eye and could feel himself sweating, she was so beautiful, he kind of wished that he had someone male and very unattractive just to help with his nerves.
“Okay, flash the headlights” Miranda asked
Tyler flashed them
“Okay, now use the left turn signal”
Tyler went to hit the turn signal but then accidentally hit the windshield with washer fluid. He began blushing and apologized immediately.
“I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry” Tyler said while hitting the turn signal properly. Miranda wrote something down and he knew it was a bad sign.
“Ok now right turn signal” Miranda instructed.
Tyler hit the signal.
“Okay, now start the engine and reverse out of the space. Then you will progress through the parking lot and exit onto Main street heading North.” Miranda said in an educated tone while watching his movements carefully.
Tyler began reversing the vehicle while looking in the rear view mirror. He moved slow and steady making sure not to make any errors. As soon as the car was out he checked both ways and put it into drive. Slowly he drove through the parking lot until he reached the exit to Main street. Tyler looked left and then began to accelerate into traffic trying to merge as the car came to a sudden and jarring halt. Both Tyler and Miranda flew forward as a 18 wheeler truck sped by just barely skimming the car! Tyler began hyperventilating as he realized what he had just done…
“I'M SO SORRY!” he said to Miranda as she held her chest recovering from the near death experience, her foot still firmly planted on the emergency brake on her side.
“YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THIS!” Miranda said with her voice cracking slightly, the experience had shaken her up quite a bit.
“PLEASE.. I'M SO SORRY, JUST GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE!” Tyler pleaded!
“Turn off the engine and get out,” Miranda instructed in an angry tone.
Tyler got out and Miranda walked over to the driver side. She got in and backed the car up, parking it back in the spot he had reversed from. Tyler walked over and apologized again as she was getting out.
“Please! I'm so sorry! I'm just so nervous! Can i please have one more chance!?”
“You can have as many chances here as you want, that’s why you were sent here, but you have to wait until the end of the day now. You can retake the test at 4:45pm and then if you fail, you will be required by law to return the next day, and the next, and the next, until you pass.” Miranda said as she began writing down a load of info on her clipboard.
“Really?” Tyler asked in an excited tone.
“Yes, this is a new program the government has started, to help… encourage, some of our less vehicular inclined customers” Miranda ripped off a piece of paper and gave it to Tyler.
“Take this and bring it to the front desk inside” Miranda told him as she walked back into the staff entrance.
Tyler looked at the form for a second but then ignored the rest of the writing and walked in. waiting for 6 hours was going to be a pain but at least he would have a second chance at the end of the day. He walked across the lobby and gave the paper to the woman at the front desk. She looked it over and smiled before lifting a radio to her lips.
“We have a H39 for spot number 4” she smiled to Tyler and he smiled back as the door behind her opened. Two large men came out wearing government issued security uniforms and quickly approached Tyler. He smiled at them and nodded just before they grabbed his arms and dragged him into the back room! The door slammed behind him as Tyler tried to shake them off unsuccessfully!
“WHAT'S GOING ON!” Tyler shouted!
“You're going into car number four, relax man” one of the guys said to him in a calm voice like Tyler was the crazy one.
“WHAT?!?” Tyler shouted again while trying to pull away from them
In less than a few seconds he was handcuffed and gagged with a thick rubber mouthpiece that stretched across his entire mouth leaving only his nose free. The guys dragged him outside in front of the DMV in clear view of people but they all ignored it like this was all normal. The men opened the back door on the passenger side and then began forcing Tyler inside. He was unable to fight back with his hands bound and easily was pushed in! His head was placed tight inside the driver's seat facing upwards and then slid back up. In a panic Tyler tried to move his head back and forth but he couldn’t. The steering wheel and the backrest of the seat were above him, is this what the hole was for? Tyler felt something cushioned go over his body but it was heavy, extremely heavy, so heavy that he could barely move an inch! He heard the car door slam closed and then he was left alone.
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Tyler screamed into the gag as he stared up at the car's ceiling, he could only breath through his nose and the cushioned seat around him smelled like stale coffee and old farts, it was fucking gross! MPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHH Tyler screamed again into his gag. It was only 11am, he did not want to be here for the next 5 and a half hours! What was the fucking point of this? Tyler wiggled around some more in frustration biting down on his gag and trying to move it, it was hopeless though. Only a few minutes had passed but the summer sun had begun heating up the car like a sauna, he could feel the heat cooking his face and it also sunk into the cushion around him. He wanted to scratch and fan his face so badly!
Tyler’s ears picked up the sound of footsteps heading towards him and his heart began to race, they weren't going to continue using this car for testing… were they? The car door swung open and Tyler was greeted by the view of a beautiful woman, she was thin with long black hair and a tight pair of yoga pants on. Her eyes drifted down to Tyler’s face as she broke into laughter.
“Is he okay with me sitting on his face?” she asked with a huge grin.
“Yes, please just ignore him, this is his punishment for failure, he will have a chance at the end of the day to make it up, so just try to concentrate on your exam” The examiner said while taking a seat on the passenger side. Tyler glanced over and saw it was a middle aged woman watching the test. When his eyes darted back to the woman taking the test, she was already turned and ready to sit, her ass was bubbled out and hovering above his face as she stepped into the vehicle. Her ass cheeks crashed down onto his face and his nose slid very deep between her pussy lips through the thin material of her yoga pants. She settled down her weight and adjusted in the seat as her ass slid higher up on him, immediately Tyler was hit by the fragrant odor of shit. The smell, it was so earthy, so deep and musky, it was like she hadn’t showered for days. Tyler choked a bit on the musky stale scent of ass while the woman above him got comfortable, she wiggled back and forth driving his nose a bit deeper.
“Okay now turn on the engine….. Good…. Left signal, good…. Right signal… good, okay, i'm gonna have you reverse out of the spot and then drive through the parking lot making a left onto Main Street.” The examiner said to the woman taking the test..
Tyler could feel every slight movement of the woman;s body above him. Each leg that hit the pedal would cause her ass cheeks to flex a tiny bit and pinch his nose. As she drove through the parking lot she seemed to relax a bit more and slowly sat with all her weight. Tyler could honestly barely breathe, he was in a panic trying to get any air he could! He sniffed in and out, in and out, deep and strong. The scent of her asshole was intense and fragrant, almost spicy in some deep smells but he had to take it in, it was the only way he would live! Tyler felt the car turn onto the main road and as ass bounced on his face a moment as she readjusted. Tyler took the split second to gasp in and suck in some non shit scented air. Her cheeks were small but very soft, just fat enough that her butt wasn’t bony, Tyler was thankful for that much, at least she was beautiful.
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Tyler’s eyes went wide in confusion as a burst of warmth hit his nose and flowed through the crack of her yoga pants. He could feel the heat spread out across his face as he pondered what it was, less than a millisecond later the odor hit him hard, like broccoli and old cabbage, it was so intensely strong and green smelling! SHE JUST FUCKING FARTED ON ME! Tyler screamed in his head as he sniffed the gas simultaneously while choking. It burned the inside of his nose and the woman above him lifted slightly, just to readjust, and then sat more heavily, his nose rammed into her ass crack.
“I’m sorry, I'm just really nervous, I have failed 5 times,” The woman above said to the woman examining her.
“It’s quite alright, I am actually quite used to it, take a left over here onto Porters Street” She said in a bright tone.
WHAT THE FUCK! WHY IS SHE APOLOGIZING TO HER! Tyler screamed in his head! He could feel the car change lanes and then turn onto the side street. The woman’s bubbly ass seemed to bounce a bit on his face and pushed his nose deep inbetween her asscrack, so deep that he could have sworn it was pressed right to her asshole!
“Okay, now pull up her, and parallel park behind this car” Tyler heard the examiner instruct.
“Ummm.. Okay, I just…. Nevermind…” The woman sitting on Tyler’s face responded.
Tyler could feel the car stop as the woman’s ass cheeks tightened on his face, the car began reversing when suddenly they hit the curb and the entire car shook. The woman hit the brakes and cried a bit.
“Please! I'm so sorry, can i try that again!?” She asked in a desperate tone
“Yea, take your time, it’s not a big deal, just relax and try again” The examiner replied.
Tyler felt the car move forward before coming to an abrupt stop, her ass was so heavy on his face and his nose was pressed so tightly into her crack that he felt he might suffocate, he just wanted this to end! There was a slight pressure on his face and then..
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This fart made the last one look like a soft breeze, it rocketed out of her asshole and Tyler could physically feel the fumes rushing through the thin fibers of her pants right up into his nostrils. The burn was so bad that he didn’t even catch a fraction of the odor, he could feel it all the way down his throat searing his skin! Immediately he began to choke, so hard that he bounced the woman on his face. Both her and the examiner laughed for a moment and Tyler could hear them cracking the windows.
“Now take your time, try again” The examiner said in a friendly tone
FUCK YOU TAKE YOUR TIME! YOUR NOT THE ONE SNIFFING FARTS, Tyler screamed to himself! His nose flared in her ass crack as he huffed in and out, the smell just began to hit him not and he almost puked into his gag. The overwhelming scent and taste of broccoli was too much, he never liked the vegetable to begin with and it was much worse when coming from a stranger's asshole!
The woman began backing up the car as she parallel parked, even Tyler could feel it was sloppy and he wasn’t even seeing the damn road. He took a deep sniff of the woman’s ass as she relaxed and settled back down heavily onto him.
“Good, now pull back onto the street and back onto Main street. Once there, merge in and out of traffic three times' ' The examiner instructed…
Tyler laid there, suffering under her ass for the rest of the exam and luckily she didn't let any more farts loose, the ride was still excruciating though. Her ass stunk like pure fucking shit and he prayed that it would end! There was no way she was unaware of how she smelled, how could she just sit on a stranger's face like this? Like he was a fucking object? As she was driving back into the parking lot he could feel her rocking back and forth, her cheeks lifting and dropping, almost like she was trying to scratch her asshole with his nose. He grimaced as she grinded back and forth, wiping her asshole across his face harshly, the fabric of her pants was beginning to give him a rash.
She pulled into the parking spot and the examiner turned to her with a smile.
“Congratulations, you passed”
“REALLY! OH MY GOD! THAT’S AMAZING!”
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“I’M SO HAPPY!” The woman screamed in excitement as the smell of her gas filled the car. Both her and the examiner slipped out leaving Tyler choking on the fumes. He could just see a glimpse of the woman before she slammed the car door, she never even looked back at him.
As soon as the car was empty he breathed in a deep breath through his nose, it still smelled like her asshole and he let out a deep gag! This was fucking horrible! How could the government possibly allow this! How was this fucking regulated! The minute Tyler was released he was going to call the cops! This was fucking nuts! The smell of her gas lingered in the car and got worse with the heat as the minutes passed. He knew it was barely noon and would be suffering for the rest of the day in this hell hole! Footsteps approached the car and he started to shake with fear, he had no idea who was coming next!
The passenger side door opened and a good looking middle aged man got in holding a clipboard. Tyler’s eyes darted over to him but the man paid him no attention. The driver's door opened and Tyler looked up to see a beautiful young woman, she had long brown hair in a ponytail and a white tank top on showing a tiny baby belly. Her bottom half was covered in extremely tight black and white leggings. They had a spyderprint almost hypnotic pattern on them.
“I'm so sorry, but, can we wait, I need to use the restroom again, i'm really nervous” The woman asked while looking over Tyler to the instructor.
“Uhmm, we have a pretty packed day, I'm sorry, but you’ll need to take the test now or we can reschedule, '' he said politely.
The woman looked back and forth nervously before turning and letting her ass drop down towards Tyler’s face. Her ass was huge for her size, her body was tiny but her ass was so round and fat. Her cheeks crashed down onto him and she spun in place, twisting his facial features as she tucked her legs under the steering wheel. Tyler was completely smothered in ass fat, he could barely get a breath. He heard the car door slam closed as she leaned left and right, adjusting the fat of her ass and parting her thick cheeks over his nose. Tyler sucked in the air greedily and desperately, totally unprepared for the odor!
His eyes nearly shot from his skull with how potent and horrifying her ass was! It stunk like a fucking barnyard animals! He could feel her thick anus gripping at his nose through the leggings and grimaced while dry heaving into the gag.
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Tyler had thought the previous woman’s gas was bad but it was nothing compared to this! Her fart had a deep scented odor of rotten eggs with a deep bitter wet shit smell resembling diarrhea, it was the same stale odor that lingered in her crack giving it the barnyard smell! Her fart was silent but extremely hot, so hot that he thought she may actually have burned his skin! He could feel the dense gas filling his lungs like a chemical, his head became foggy and both their voices became distant. Tyler huffed in and out, gasping for air and getting only methane as his body began to shake.
“Okay, now reverse out of the spot and pull onto Main, we are gonna go south. Merge into traffic and pull off onto sullivan street” the man instructed.
“Alright” the woman above Tyler responded as she began reversing the car. As soon as she hit the gas pedal her ass cheeks tightened a bit and she released another hot burst of burning gas.
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Tyler’s eyes went wide, he could fucking taste it, he could taste the egg on the tip of his tongue! He felt his stomach twist in revolt as his breakfast pushed its way up his throat! His eyes filled with tears as he forced the vomit back down only to get hit with another burning warm blast.
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The instructor opened his window and the woman above Tyler began to blush, Tyler could feel her ass cheeks tighten again as her thick anus pinched his nose hard like she was trying to hold something in.
“I'm so sorry” she apologized to the instructor.
“Just, continue with the exam” he said in a slightly frustrated tone, Tyler could hear from his voice that he was leaning out the window slightly.
The woman’s ass cheeks squeezed his face hard, he could feel her moist asshole through her pants now, she was sweating, alot! The heat under her was fucking unreal, her ass was so warm and fat and that was not even including her brutal gas. Just when Tyler thought she may be empty, she released the worst one yet. He felt her asshole lose grip on his nose as a wet splattering fart filled the car with gas.
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“Pull over!” the instructor said in a serious and stern tone.
“what? “ the woman asked
“PULL OVER!” he screamed as she swerved the car to the side of the road.
As soon as the young mother put the car into park, the instructor jumped out and began dry heaving on the grass. Tyler could hear the gagging choking noises as the man spit up onto the fresh grass, lucky asshole!
Reena looked over to the instructor outside the car and blushed a deep red, this was the perfect time though, to let it all out before he got back into the car! She held onto the steering wheel tight and scrunched up her face as she grunted and pushed hard, as hard as she could. Leaning forward a bit she pushed out her butt and forced it hard into the seat, just as the gas began to seep out.
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Tyler thought his eyes may pop out from his skull! His nose was on fire as her gas rushed deep inside of his lungs. It started off silent, burning like fire, but quickly turned into a vibrating roar that ripped across his face and the car seat. He felt her fat sweaty ass cheeks press down, pushing hard and trying to silence the gas by forcing it all inside of him! There was a sharp wet popping on his face as everything went black. Tyler couldn't see or hear anything. All he could so was smell the worst odor he had ever fucking experienced!
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Tyler woke up sputtering and choking, he could taste egg’s in the back of his throat but was at complete loss as to what was going on. A very pretty woman was looking down at him and wiping his face with a wet nap. She scraped his nose a few times hard and then smiled at him.
“I'm sorry about that, but look! I PASSED!” she held out her temporary license and then slammed the car door behind her.
Tyler had a flashback of the previous few hours events and remembered where he was as he began to cry. She had wiped the smell from the outside of his nose but nt the inside, it was still stained with the odor of her spicy eggy shit!
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