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Fuggin' Douchebag
🕑 Added 2022-06-07 23:47:17 +0000 UTCMan I made myself look like a fuggin' douchebag. And you know what? I'd do it all again. Swiped a jockstrap from this big meaty gym bros locker while he was in the shower and extracted his essense from it (but not before it took a nice intoxicating whiff). Used the essence to a make muscle draining potion and chugged the whole thing right down. Tasted kinda gross to be honest.
Next morning I woke up ready to hit the gym. I wasn't expecting to have lost all my hair, or to have taken on this guys tat's but hey. I look sexy as fuck now. And luckily the poor guy I stole these muscles from seems to take to the shrimp life fairly easily. Looks like he's got a trainer now instead of becoming the trainer. Good for him for getting back on the horse after such a set back.
