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Shreditis
🕑 Added 2022-01-12 02:48:18 +0000 UTCOh yeah, no, this mask isn't for COVID, although you should totally mask up for that. No see I've got this super contagious and painful disease... well i say painful, the disease can make you seek out pains in the search for sick gains, i suppose, but yeah, no I've got this terrible disease called Shreditis. See it makes my muscles tense up and grow, and my body fat melt away so I get absolutely shredded, I mean, look at these fucking abs bro. It also makes schlong swell up, so your pretty much rock hard all the time. Oh and it makes your brain super foggy so you talk kinda dumb like some dude bro or something.
What? You want me to take my mask off? Bro are you even listening? I swear its a TERRIBLE disease to catch, you don't want any part of this, I'm telling you. I promise you if you catch this you'll regret it for the rest of your life. I used to be a Doctoral candidate at big prestigious university, now i'm just some dude who looks like he hit the gym.
You STILL want me to take mask off? Well if you insist. Don't say I didn't warn ya.
